Nic Tatano - The Lost Cats and Lonely Hearts Club - A heartwarming, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy - not just for cat lovers!

“Well, people will be looking at the bride.”

“Yeah, but they’ll be laughing at the bridesmaids.” I hear the car horn outside and know the girls are here to pick me up. “Okay, you’ve got my cell if you need anything.”

“Don’t worry, Miss Shaw, the kittens are in good hands.”

I crack open the door, hoping none of the neighbors will see me but as luck would have it the weather is spectacular and everyone is outside on this beautiful Saturday afternoon. I quickly rush for the car. The guy who lives across the street spots me, starts to laugh, pulls out his cell phone and points it at me to take a photo.

I practically dive into the back seat before he has a chance.

Rory is behind the wheel with Tish riding shotgun while A.J. is next to me. “Drive! Now!”

Rory turns around. “What, you don’t want the neighbors to see you dressed like the Sunkist blimp?”

“Just go!”

She turns back, puts the car in gear and drives off. “Count your blessings. At least you’re not the only one wearing this.”

“Yeah, but I’ll be the only one with a photo that goes viral.”

After a ceremony during which all the people in the church, including the priest, tried their best not to laugh during what is now referred to as “the procession of tangerines”, we all make it to the reception, where thankfully there is an open bar. Of course the bartender can’t help himself and starts laughing as I approach since this outfit just cries out for something sarcastic. He grabs the orange juice and vodka, quickly makes me a Screwdriver. “The perfect accessory for your … dress,” he says, as he hands me the drink.

“Very funny.” But at this point I just need alcohol, so I keep it. I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around to find Rory with my blind date.

It’s all I can do to keep my jaw from dropping, as the guy is even more handsome than his photo. About six-three, short dark hair, deep-set dark eyes, a classic anchorman’s square jaw, and filling out an expensive dark gray suit like a model.

“Madison, this is Rob.”

He extends his hand. “Great to meet you, Madison.”

I shake it as I can’t help but stare at this Greek god. “Uh, yeah, you too. Thanks so much for bailing me out today.”

“My pleasure. I feel like I already know you since I watch your network. You look very different in person.”

“I would imagine since we all just got here from the citrus queen pageant. The talent competition knocked me out.”

He laughs. “I didn’t mean the dress. You look more … real.”

“Well, they do pile on the makeup at the network.”

Rory lightly touches my arm. “I’ll leave you two to get acquainted.”

“Thanks again, Rory.”

“Yes,” says Rob. “Thank you.” He gestures toward a table. “Shall we?”

It’s very late and I’m slightly buzzed as Rob drives me home. Thankfully he has ignored my hideous outfit and we are really hitting it off. He’s a fabulous dancer and a gentleman, with his hands not going anywhere they weren’t supposed to be. Even during the Bunny Hop.

I can’t help but think how much has changed in just a week all because I inherited a box of kittens. How much I’ve changed. And how quickly I am putting Jeremy in the rear-view mirror to the point I can’t even see him.

Pretty easy with a guy like Rob as my escort.

I point at my house as he turns onto my street. “I know it’s late, but would you like a nightcap or some coffee?”

“Sure, that’d be great.”

I look at my watch and see it’s just after midnight. “Well, it’s past twelve. I guess I didn’t have to turn into a pumpkin since I already look like one.”

He laughs as he pulls into my driveway. “So, you ever gonna wear that thing again?”

“If I’m the grand marshal of a Halloween parade. The minute we get inside I’m getting out of this dress.” He gets out of the car, walks around to my side and opens the door for me. “Thank you, kind sir.” I lead him to the front door just as Kelly opens it.

Her eyes widen as she checks out my date. “Did you have a good time?”

“Yeah. Rob, this is Kelly. She lives down the street and was my sitter tonight. So, were the little guys okay?”

“I was just about to feed them again.”

“I’ll take care of it, Kelly.”

Rob’s face immediately tightens and he puts up his hands. “Whoa, you never said you had kids.”

“I don’t. C’mon in, I’ll show you.” I quickly pay Kelly and thank her. She leaves and I lead Rob over to the box of kittens, beaming like a proud parent. “Aren’t they cute?”

“You hired a babysitter for a litter of kittens?”

“They’re orphans. The mother cat died. So they have to be bottle fed every few hours.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Nope.” The tortoiseshell starts meowing, so I pick it up. “This one’s my favorite. Feel how incredibly soft the fur is.”

He actually backs up a step and puts up his hands again. “Uh, that’s okay.”

“What, you don’t like cats?”

“Not a big animal lover. They’re as needy as children.”

Oh, shit. Is he another Jeremy?

I hold the kitten out toward him. “C’mon, he won’t bite.”

The kitten looks at him and hisses.

Well, so much for that. I pull the kitten back. “Tell you what, Rob, I’ll let you feed one and maybe you’ll change your mind.”

He wrinkles his nose. “Can’t you do that later?”

“No, they’re hungry now. They’re on a feeding schedule. It won’t take long. Half as long if you help me.”

“I thought when you said you wanted to get out of that dress … well, you know …” He gives me a seductive look.

“I meant I was gonna change into something normal.”

He moves forward and takes my shoulders. “Well, regardless of what you meant—”

Anndddd … cue the red flag . “No. For God’s sake, Rob, we just met.”

The kitten lets out a guttural growl.

I back away. “Rob, just so we’re clear, I invited you in so we could have a drink and talk some more.”

“I think we had enough conversation at the wedding. Look, Madison, we’re both adults—”

“Apparently one of us isn’t. Get. Out.” (I’m getting good at this, huh?)

“Seriously?”

I point at the door.

He glares at me, shakes his head, says nothing, turns around and leaves.

Just like that.

The phone immediately rings. Rory. I answer the call as I move to the window and pull back the drapes to see her looking at me from across the street. “What?”

“I’ve heard of a quickie but that’s ridiculous. What happened?”

“He hates cats and kids and is apparently as selfish as Jeremy. When I said I wanted to get out of this dress he thought that meant I wasn’t going to put on something else.”

“Oh. Geez, I thought he was a decent guy. Sorry about that.”

“Hey, you couldn’t know. At least I had fun at the wedding.”

“How are the fur babies?”

“Fine. Oh, get this, the tortoiseshell hissed and growled at him.”

“Hmmm. Very perceptive cat. And protective of you.”

“That’s twice the little guys have saved me.”

“They’re just repaying you, Freckles.”

“I guess. Well, it’s feeding time, so I have to go.” We say our goodbyes and I set about filling up the bottles with formula, then start feeding the tortoiseshell. “Thanks again, kitty.”

It’s my first day back at work and I cannot wait to get home. The live shot kept me at my job longer than normal, and I’m already imposing on Rory enough asking her to take care of the kittens during the day. But what surprises me is how much I missed my fur babies, especially the tortoiseshell. That kitten has a ton of personality. (I called Rory four times today to check on them, and she called me a helicopter cat parent.) Anyway, I’m speeding through the neighborhood. I slow down for a stop sign and take a quick look in both directions before rolling through it. I’ll see the kittens in a minute.