Erin Lawless - The One with the Hen Weekend

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First published in Great Britain by Harper Impulse 2016

Copyright © Erin Lawless 2016

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Cover design by Alex Allden

Erin Lawless asserts the moral right to

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is available from the British Library

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Ebook Edition © November 2016 ISBN: 9780008181758

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‘Funny and Addictive… If this is Erin Lawless’ first book, I can’t wait to read her next one’

Fabulous Magazine (the Sun)

‘A lovely, warm read to snuggle up on the sofa with’

Novelicious

‘Devastatingly brilliant…an absolute triumph’

Books with Bunny

‘First there was Bridget and Mark; then there was Em and Dex and now there is Nadia and Alex…it is a rare thing to be able to make the love between two fictional characters become so real that you actually champion their love from your very roots’

Lisa Talks About…

‘Friendships, trust, lies, deceit, love and so much more – a real page-turner for me’

Cosmochicklitan

‘A superb debut about complicated ties, betrayal and lies, and one of my favourite books of the year’

ChickLit Club

‘Mind-blowingly good and everyone should read it’

ChickLitReviews

‘This book was so incredibly amazingly awesome that I want to shout it from the hilltops and make ALL my friends buy it this instant’

The Chiq Blog

For Jacqui, Joanne, Ksenia and Nicola – my beautiful, brilliant bridesmaids,

and for all of my Lawless Hens:

I’ll never forget the amazing weekend when we all met The Juan.

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Title Page The One with the Hen Weekend ERIN LAWLESS A division of HarperCollins Publishers www.harpercollins.co.uk

Copyright Harper Impulse an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers 1 London Bridge Street London SE1 9GF www.harpercollins.co.uk First published in Great Britain by Harper Impulse 2016 Copyright © Erin Lawless 2016 Cover images © Shutterstock.com Cover layout design by HarperCollins Publishers Cover design by Alex Allden Erin Lawless asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins. Ebook Edition © November 2016 ISBN: 9780008181758 Version 2016-10-18

Praise for Erin Lawless PRAISE FOR ERIN LAWLESS Table of Contents Cover Title Page Copyright Praise for Erin Lawless Dedication Author Note Character List Chapter Twenty-One Chapter Twenty-Two Chapter Twenty-Three Chapter Twenty-Four Chapter Twenty-Five Chapter Twenty-Six Chapter Twenty-Seven Chapter Twenty-Eight Chapter Twenty-Nine Chapter Thirty Chapter Thirty-One Coming Soon From Erin Lawless Also by Erin Lawless Erin Lawless About HarperImpulse About the Publisher ‘Funny and Addictive… If this is Erin Lawless’ first book, I can’t wait to read her next one’ Fabulous Magazine (the Sun) ‘A lovely, warm read to snuggle up on the sofa with’ Novelicious ‘Devastatingly brilliant…an absolute triumph’ Books with Bunny ‘First there was Bridget and Mark; then there was Em and Dex and now there is Nadia and Alex…it is a rare thing to be able to make the love between two fictional characters become so real that you actually champion their love from your very roots’ Lisa Talks About… ‘Friendships, trust, lies, deceit, love and so much more – a real page-turner for me’ Cosmochicklitan ‘A superb debut about complicated ties, betrayal and lies, and one of my favourite books of the year’ ChickLit Club ‘Mind-blowingly good and everyone should read it’ ChickLitReviews ‘This book was so incredibly amazingly awesome that I want to shout it from the hilltops and make ALL my friends buy it this instant’ The Chiq Blog

Dedication For Jacqui, Joanne, Ksenia and Nicola – my beautiful, brilliant bridesmaids, and for all of my Lawless Hens: I’ll never forget the amazing weekend when we all met The Juan.

Author Note Author Note As I arrived in my mid-twenties, something very strange started to happen – my friends started to get engaged. Seriously? – I thought, staring at the fat, glossy invitations appearing through the post – I swear it was only this time last year you were snogging strangers in clubs, and now I’m Saving the Date? And I should put how much aside for your Hen Do!? Ever since then, my weekends – particularly in the summer – have been a veritable nuptial string of engagement parties in pubs, dress fittings in boutiques, hen dos in spas and clubs and, of course, the weddings themselves (I gave as good as I got, of course, when I got married myself in 2014). The narrative of being a wedding guest (or knowing a bridezilla) has been so woven into the lives of my friends and I for so many years (and for so many more years to come, no doubt) that I really wanted to capture some of that in a story. So here we have: one bride, and four bridesmaids, from proposal to altar. Interspersed through the books, I’ve collated some real life anecdotes about perfect proposals, disastrous dance floors, suspicious strippers, bad bridesmaids and gorgeous groomsmen. Get in touch on social media and share your stories!