‘Dancing in my nuddy-pants!’
You’ll laugh your knickers off!
Copyright Copyright Dedication She who laughs last laughs the laughingest School panto fiasco (a.k.a. complete twats in tights) Furry Baby Jesuses Frogland extravaganza The Cosmic Horn Go Forth, Georgia, and use your red bottom wisely Keep Reading Georgia’s Glossary P.S. Also by the Author About the Publisher
Find out more about Georgia at www.georgianicolson.com
First published in Great Britain by Piccadilly Press Ltd 2002
Published by Scholastic Ltd 2003
HarperCollins Children’s Books is a division of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd,
1 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9GF
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Copyright © Louise Rennison 2002
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
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Source ISBN: 9780007218707
Ebook Edition © JULY 2010 ISBN: 9780007397334
Version: 2019-04-11
Dedication Dedication She who laughs last laughs the laughingest School panto fiasco (a.k.a. complete twats in tights) Furry Baby Jesuses Frogland extravaganza The Cosmic Horn Go Forth, Georgia, and use your red bottom wisely Keep Reading Georgia’s Glossary P.S. Also by the Author About the Publisher
Once again, this work of geniosity is dedicated to my lovely family (whom I lobe very much) and my beyond marvy mates. To Mutti, Vati, Soshie, John, Eduardo Delfonso Delgardo, Honor, Libbs, Millie, Arrow and Jolly, Kimbo, the Kiwi-a-gogo branch, Salty Dog, Jools and the Mogul, Big Fat Bob, Jimjams, Elton, Jeddbox, Lozzer, Mrs H, Geoff, Mizz Morgan, Alan “it’s not a perm” Davies, Jenks the Pen, Kim and Sandy, Black Dog, Downietrousers and his lovely fiancee, Andy Pandy, Phil and Ruth, Cock of the North and family, Lukey and Sue, Tony the Frock, Ian the Computer, the Ace Gang from Parklands, St Nicks.
To the English team: Brenda, Yasemin (hi!!!), Margot and everyone at Piccadilly. An especial thank you to the marvellous Emma, the best press person known to humanity.
To the gorgey Scholastic types: David, Gavin, Jessica and Helen.
Much love and thanks to the fabulous Clare (the Empress) and to Gillon, as always.
Thank you to the HarperCollins family.
And finally, Dancing in my nuddy-pants is dedicated to the lovely people who have read my books and written to tell me how much they aime them.
I love you all.
I do.
Honestly.
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Title Page ‘Dancing in my nuddy-pants!’ You’ll laugh your knickers off!
Copyright Copyright Copyright Dedication She who laughs last laughs the laughingest School panto fiasco (a.k.a. complete twats in tights) Furry Baby Jesuses Frogland extravaganza The Cosmic Horn Go Forth, Georgia, and use your red bottom wisely Keep Reading Georgia’s Glossary P.S. Also by the Author About the Publisher Find out more about Georgia at www.georgianicolson.com First published in Great Britain by Piccadilly Press Ltd 2002 Published by Scholastic Ltd 2003 HarperCollins Children’s Books is a division of HarperCollins Publishers Ltd, 1 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9GF The HarperCollins Children’s Books website address is www.harpercollinschildrensbooks.co.uk Copyright © Louise Rennison 2002 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books. HarperCollins Publishers has made every reasonable effort to ensure that any picture content and written content in this ebook has been included or removed in accordance with the contractual and technological constraints in operation at the time of publication. Source ISBN: 9780007218707 Ebook Edition © JULY 2010 ISBN: 9780007397334 Version: 2019-04-11
Dedication Dedication Dedication She who laughs last laughs the laughingest School panto fiasco (a.k.a. complete twats in tights) Furry Baby Jesuses Frogland extravaganza The Cosmic Horn Go Forth, Georgia, and use your red bottom wisely Keep Reading Georgia’s Glossary P.S. Also by the Author About the Publisher Once again, this work of geniosity is dedicated to my lovely family (whom I lobe very much) and my beyond marvy mates. To Mutti, Vati, Soshie, John, Eduardo Delfonso Delgardo, Honor, Libbs, Millie, Arrow and Jolly, Kimbo, the Kiwi-a-gogo branch, Salty Dog, Jools and the Mogul, Big Fat Bob, Jimjams, Elton, Jeddbox, Lozzer, Mrs H, Geoff, Mizz Morgan, Alan “it’s not a perm” Davies, Jenks the Pen, Kim and Sandy, Black Dog, Downietrousers and his lovely fiancee, Andy Pandy, Phil and Ruth, Cock of the North and family, Lukey and Sue, Tony the Frock, Ian the Computer, the Ace Gang from Parklands, St Nicks. To the English team: Brenda, Yasemin (hi!!!), Margot and everyone at Piccadilly. An especial thank you to the marvellous Emma, the best press person known to humanity. To the gorgey Scholastic types: David, Gavin, Jessica and Helen. Much love and thanks to the fabulous Clare (the Empress) and to Gillon, as always. Thank you to the HarperCollins family. And finally, Dancing in my nuddy-pants is dedicated to the lovely people who have read my books and written to tell me how much they aime them. I love you all. I do. Honestly.
She who laughs last laughs the laughingest She who laughs last laughs the laughingest Sunday November 21st My bedroom Midday as the crow flies Throwing it down I’ve just seen a sparrow be quite literally washed off its perch on a tree. It should have had its umbrella up. But even if it had had its umbrella up it might have slipped on a bit of wet leaf and crashed into a passing squirrel. That is what life is like. Well it’s what my life is like. Once more I am beyond the Valley of the Confused and treading lightly in the Universe of the Huge Red Bottom. What is the matter with me? I love the Sex God and he is my only one and only, but try telling that to my lips. Dave the Laugh only has to say, “You owe me a snog,” and they start puckering up. Well, they can go out on their own in future.
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