Alan MacDonald - Ask Oscar

For Lewis, Bridie and Laurie and all the pets that lived with us.

AM

For the children at COHAD. Kumi, Uganda

SH

First published in Great Britain in 2018

by Egmont UK Limited

The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

The moral rights of the author and cover illustrator have been asserted

First e-book edition 2018

ISBN 978 1 4052 8722 7

Ebook ISBN 978 1 7803 1795 3

www.egmont.co.uk

A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher.

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CONTENTS

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Dedication and Copyright For Lewis, Bridie and Laurie and all the pets that lived with us. AM For the children at COHAD. Kumi, Uganda SH First published in Great Britain in 2018 by Egmont UK Limited The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN The moral rights of the author and cover illustrator have been asserted First e-book edition 2018 ISBN 978 1 4052 8722 7 Ebook ISBN 978 1 7803 1795 3 www.egmont.co.uk A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Stay safe online. Any website addresses listed in this book are correct at the time of going to print. However, Egmont is not responsible for content hosted by third parties. Please be aware that online content can be subject to change and websites can contain content that is unsuitable for children. We advise that all children are supervised when using the internet

CHAPTER 1: Dog on the Bus

CHAPTER 2: Hide and Sneak

CHAPTER 3: The One and Only

CHAPTER 4: Sausage Dog

CHAPTER 5: Not at the Dinner Table

CHAPTER 6: Operation Oscar

CHAPTER 7: Piggy Bike

CHAPTER 8: Facing Fusspot

CHAPTER 9: Where There’s a Dog . . .

CHAPTER 10: A Royal Welcome

CHAPTER 11: Messy Business

CHAPTER 12: Humble Pie

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CHAPTER 1

DOG ON THE BUS

The dog was on the number 9 bus. Buses went past Sam’s house every day but normally they didn’t have a dog on the top deck. He was sitting all by himself as if he had a ticket and travelled by bus all the time. As the bus flashed past Sam’s bedroom window, the dog turned his head and looked straight at him. The expression on his face seemed to say, ‘Well look at that – a boy in his bedroom wearing only one sock!’ (Sam was in the middle of dressing at the time as he’d just come out of the bath.)

In seconds the bus was gone and Sam was left wondering if he’d imagined the whole thing. Perhaps he hadn’t noticed the dog’s owner bending down or hiding on the floor? Perhaps it wasn’t a dog at all but a man with a hairy beard and whiskers wearing a fur coat? Were dogs even allowed on buses? Sam didn’t know. Maybe the truth was that he just had dogs on the brain because he’d been asking his parents to let him have one for ages. In fact, asking was an understatement. He’d been begging, nagging and pleading – and when that failed, wishing and praying for a dog.

Over months he’d built up a collection of things a dog might need such as rubber bones, old tennis balls and dog biscuits. He’d tried dropping hints, by mentioning friends who had dogs and hadn’t died or caught fleas as a result. He’d even written ‘DOG’ in capital letters at the top of his birthday list. Yet whatever he said or did made no difference – his parents’ answer was the same. A dog just wasn’t ‘ practical ’ right now, they said. Dogs were too costly, too messy, too much work – in fact just too ‘doggy’ altogether.

Downstairs, Sam found the table set for supper and his mum and dad arguing about something. It seemed to be to do with a pile of bills that had been hidden in the tea caddy. Sam’s parents often argued about money, but today he wasn’t really listening because he was thinking about the dog on the bus.

‘Telephone, gas, water . . .’ Mum was saying. ‘Have we paid any of these?’

Dad waved his fork. ‘I was getting round to it,’ he said.

‘Really? When? ’ demanded Mum.

‘When we had a bit more money,’ said Dad. ‘You know, once business picks up.’

Sam looked at his Mum. Dad said this a lot but business never actually picked up. Mr Shilling worked from home as a self-employed inventor, although he didn’t actually earn any money. His latest project, the Grandem – a four-person bike for the whole family – sat out in the shed with all his other unsold inventions. Sam could tell his dad was in trouble but fortunately he was saved by a knock on the door. Actually it wasn’t a knock, it was more like a muffled thump.

‘Oh, who’s that?’ asked Dad.

‘No idea,’ said Mum. ‘But we haven’t finished talking.’

‘Maybe it’s the postman?’ suggested Sam.

‘Not on a Sunday evening,’ said Dad.

The thump came again two or three times, followed by a sound like scrabbling or scratching. If it was the postman he was behaving very oddly.

‘I’ll go!’ said Sam, curious to see who it was.

But when he opened the door there was no one there. He was about to close it when he looked down – and noticed the black and white dog on the doorstep gazing up at him expectantly. It had a thick, wiry coat, dark eyes and an intelligent face. Its tail was wagging like a windscreen wiper. Sam’s heart leapt. It was the kind of dog he’d always dreamed of owning and what’s more he’d seen it before, on the top deck of the bus.

‘Who is it?’ Mum called from the kitchen.

‘Nobody!’ Sam shouted back.