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DAUGHTER.

I can tell your fortune.

You are a foole: tell ten. I have pozd him: Buz!

Friend you must eate no whitebread; if you doe,

Your teeth will bleede extreamely. Shall we dance, ho?

I know you, y’ar a Tinker: Sirha Tinker,

Stop no more holes, but what you should.

SCHOOLMASTER.

Dij boni. A Tinker, Damzell?

DAUGHTER.

Or a Conjurer:

Raise me a devill now, and let him play

Quipassa o’th bels and bones.

SCHOOLMASTER.

Goe, take her,

And fluently perswade her to a peace:

Et opus exegi, quod nec Iouis ira, nec ignis.

Strike up, and leade her in.

2. COUNTREYMAN.

Come, Lasse, lets trip it.

DAUGHTER.

Ile leade. [Winde Hornes.]

3. COUNTREYMAN.

Doe, doe.

SCHOOLMASTER.

Perswasively, and cunningly: away, boyes, [Ex. all but

Schoolemaster.]

I heare the hornes: give me some meditation,

And marke your Cue.—Pallas inspire me.

[Enter Thes. Pir. Hip. Emil. Arcite, and traine.]

THESEUS.

This way the Stag tooke.

SCHOOLMASTER.

Stay, and edifie.

THESEUS.

What have we here?

PERITHOUS.

Some Countrey sport, upon my life, Sir.

THESEUS.

Well, Sir, goe forward, we will edifie.

Ladies, sit downe, wee’l stay it.

SCHOOLMASTER.

Thou, doughtie Duke, all haile: all haile, sweet Ladies.

THESEUS.

This is a cold beginning.

SCHOOLMASTER.

If you but favour, our Country pastime made is.

We are a few of those collected here,

That ruder Tongues distinguish villager;

And to say veritie, and not to fable,

We are a merry rout, or else a rable,

Or company, or, by a figure, Choris,

That fore thy dignitie will dance a Morris.

And I, that am the rectifier of all,

By title Pedagogus, that let fall

The Birch upon the breeches of the small ones,

And humble with a Ferula the tall ones,

Doe here present this Machine, or this frame:

And daintie Duke, whose doughtie dismall fame

From Dis to Dedalus, from post to pillar,

Is blowne abroad, helpe me thy poore well willer,

And with thy twinckling eyes looke right and straight

Vpon this mighty MORR—of mickle waight;

IS now comes in, which being glewd together,

Makes MORRIS, and the cause that we came hether.

The body of our sport, of no small study,

I first appeare, though rude, and raw, and muddy,

To speake before thy noble grace this tenner:

At whose great feete I offer up my penner.

The next the Lord of May and Lady bright,

The Chambermaid and Servingman by night

That seeke out silent hanging: Then mine Host

And his fat Spowse, that welcomes to their cost

The gauled Traveller, and with a beckning

Informes the Tapster to inflame the reckning:

Then the beast eating Clowne, and next the foole,

The Bavian, with long tayle and eke long toole,

Cum multis alijs that make a dance:

Say ‘I,’ and all shall presently advance.

THESEUS.

I, I, by any meanes, deere Domine.

PERITHOUS.

Produce.

(SCHOOLMASTER.)

Intrate, filij; Come forth, and foot it.—

[Musicke, Dance. Knocke for Schoole.]

[Enter the Dance.]

Ladies, if we have beene merry,

And have pleasd yee with a derry,

And a derry, and a downe,

Say the Schoolemaster’s no Clowne:

Duke, if we have pleasd thee too,

And have done as good Boyes should doe,

Give us but a tree or twaine

For a Maypole, and againe,

Ere another yeare run out,

Wee’l make thee laugh and all this rout.

THESEUS.

Take 20., Domine; how does my sweet heart?

HIPPOLITA.

Never so pleasd, Sir.

EMILIA.

Twas an excellent dance, and for a preface

I never heard a better.

THESEUS.

Schoolemaster, I thanke you.—One see’em all rewarded.

PERITHOUS.

And heer’s something to paint your Pole withall.

THESEUS.

Now to our sports againe.

SCHOOLMASTER.

May the Stag thou huntst stand long,

And thy dogs be swift and strong:

May they kill him without lets,

And the Ladies eate his dowsets!

Come, we are all made. [Winde Hornes.]

Dij Deoeq(ue) omnes, ye have danc’d rarely, wenches. [Exeunt.]

Scaena 6. (Same as Scene III.)

[Enter Palamon from the Bush.]

PALAMON.

About this houre my Cosen gave his faith

To visit me againe, and with him bring

Two Swords, and two good Armors; if he faile,

He’s neither man nor Souldier. When he left me,

I did not thinke a weeke could have restord

My lost strength to me, I was growne so low,

And Crest-falne with my wants: I thanke thee, Arcite,

Thou art yet a faire Foe; and I feele my selfe

With this refreshing, able once againe

To out dure danger: To delay it longer

Would make the world think, when it comes to hearing,

That I lay fatting like a Swine to fight,

And not a Souldier: Therefore, this blest morning

Shall be the last; and that Sword he refuses,

If it but hold, I kill him with; tis Iustice:

So love, and Fortune for me!—O, good morrow.

[Enter Arcite with Armors and Swords.]

ARCITE.

Good morrow, noble kinesman.

PALAMON.

I have put you to too much paines, Sir.

ARCITE.

That too much, faire Cosen,

Is but a debt to honour, and my duty.

PALAMON.

Would you were so in all, Sir; I could wish ye

As kinde a kinsman, as you force me finde

A beneficiall foe, that my embraces

Might thanke ye, not my blowes.

ARCITE.

I shall thinke either, well done,

A noble recompence.

PALAMON.

Then I shall quit you.

ARCITE.

Defy me in these faire termes, and you show

More then a Mistris to me, no more anger

As you love any thing that’s honourable:

We were not bred to talke, man; when we are arm’d

And both upon our guards, then let our fury,

Like meeting of two tides, fly strongly from us,

And then to whom the birthright of this Beauty

Truely pertaines (without obbraidings, scornes,

Dispisings of our persons, and such powtings,

Fitter for Girles and Schooleboyes) will be seene

And quickly, yours, or mine: wilt please you arme, Sir,

Or if you feele your selfe not fitting yet

And furnishd with your old strength, ile stay, Cosen,

And ev’ry day discourse you into health,

As I am spard: your person I am friends with,

And I could wish I had not saide I lov’d her,

Though I had dide; But loving such a Lady

And justifying my Love, I must not fly from’t.

PALAMON.

Arcite, thou art so brave an enemy,

That no man but thy Cosen’s fit to kill thee:

I am well and lusty, choose your Armes.

ARCITE.

Choose you, Sir.

PALAMON.

Wilt thou exceede in all, or do’st thou doe it

To make me spare thee?

ARCITE.

If you thinke so, Cosen,

You are deceived, for as I am a Soldier,

I will not spare you.

PALAMON.

That’s well said.

ARCITE.

You’l finde it.

PALAMON.

Then, as I am an honest man and love

With all the justice of affection,

Ile pay thee soundly. This ile take.

ARCITE.

That’s mine, then;

Ile arme you first.

PALAMON.

Do: pray thee, tell me, Cosen,

Where gotst thou this good Armour?

ARCITE.

Tis the Dukes,

And to say true, I stole it; doe I pinch you?

PALAMON.

Noe.

ARCITE.

Is’t not too heavie?

PALAMON.

I have worne a lighter,

But I shall make it serve.

ARCITE.

Ile buckl’t close.

PALAMON.

By any meanes.