William Shakespeare - KING RICHARD III

And, for my name of George begins with G,

It follows in his thought that I am he.

These, as I learn, and such like toys as these,

Hath mov’d his highness to commit me now.

GLOSTER

Why, this it is when men are rul’d by women:—

‘Tis not the king that sends you to the Tower;

My Lady Grey his wife, Clarence, ‘tis she

That tempers him to this extremity.

Was it not she and that good man of worship,

Antony Woodville, her brother there,

That made him send Lord Hastings to the Tower,

From whence this present day he is deliver’d?

We are not safe, Clarence; we are not safe.

CLARENCE

By heaven, I think there is no man is secure

But the queen’s kindred, and night-walking heralds

That trudge betwixt the king and Mistress Shore.

Heard you not what an humble suppliant

Lord Hastings was to her for his delivery?

GLOSTER

Humbly complaining to her deity

Got my Lord Chamberlain his liberty.

I’ll tell you what,—I think it is our way,

If we will keep in favour with the king,

To be her men and wear her livery:

The jealous o’er-worn widow, and herself,

Since that our brother dubb’d them gentlewomen,

Are mighty gossips in our monarchy.

BRAKENBURY

I beseech your graces both to pardon me;

His majesty hath straitly given in charge

That no man shall have private conference,

Of what degree soever, with your brother.

GLOSTER

Even so; an’t please your worship, Brakenbury,

You may partake of any thing we say:

We speak no treason, man;—we say the king

Is wise and virtuous; and his noble queen

Well struck in years, fair, and not jealous;—

We say that Shore’s wife hath a pretty foot,

A cherry lip, a bonny eye, a passing pleasing tongue;

And that the queen’s kindred are made gentlefolks:

How say you, sir? can you deny all this?

BRAKENBURY

With this, my lord, myself have naught to do.

GLOSTER

Naught to do with Mistress Shore! I tell thee, fellow,

He that doth naught with her, excepting one,

Were best to do it secretly alone.

BRAKENBURY

What one, my lord?

GLOSTER

Her husband, knave:—wouldst thou betray me?

BRAKENBURY

I do beseech your grace to pardon me; and, withal,

Forbear your conference with the noble duke.

CLARENCE

We know thy charge, Brakenbury, and will obey.

GLOSTER

We are the queen’s abjects and must obey.—

Brother, farewell: I will unto the king;

And whatsoe’er you will employ me in,—

Were it to call King Edward’s widow sister,—

I will perform it to enfranchise you.

Meantime, this deep disgrace in brotherhood

Touches me deeper than you can imagine.

CLARENCE

I know it pleaseth neither of us well.

GLOSTER

Well, your imprisonment shall not be long;

I will deliver or else lie for you:

Meantime, have patience.

CLARENCE

I must perforce: farewell.

[Exeunt CLARENCE, BRAKENBURY, and guard.]

GLOSTER

Go tread the path that thou shalt ne’er return.

Simple, plain Clarence!—I do love thee so

That I will shortly send thy soul to heaven,

If heaven will take the present at our hands.—

But who comes here? The new-delivered Hastings?

[Enter HASTINGS.]

HASTINGS

Good time of day unto my gracious lord!

GLOSTER

As much unto my good Lord Chamberlain!

Well are you welcome to the open air.

How hath your lordship brook’d imprisonment?

HASTINGS

With patience, noble lord, as prisoners must;

But I shall live, my lord, to give them thanks

That were the cause of my imprisonment.

GLOSTER

No doubt, no doubt; and so shall Clarence too;

For they that were your enemies are his,

And have prevail’d as much on him as you.

HASTINGS

More pity that the eagles should be mew’d

Whiles kites and buzzards prey at liberty.

GLOSTER

What news abroad?

HASTINGS

No news so bad abroad as this at home,—

The king is sickly, weak, and melancholy,

And his physicians fear him mightily.

GLOSTER

Now, by Saint Paul, that news is bad indeed.

O, he hath kept an evil diet long,

And overmuch consum’d his royal person:

‘Tis very grievous to be thought upon.

What, is he in his bed?

HASTINGS

He is.

GLOSTER

Go you before, and I will follow you.

[Exit HASTINGS.]

He cannot live, I hope; and must not die

Till George be pack’d with posthorse up to heaven.

I’ll in, to urge his hatred more to Clarence

With lies well steel’d with weighty arguments;

And, if I fail not in my deep intent,

Clarence hath not another day to live;

Which done, God take King Edward to his mercy,

And leave the world for me to bustle in!

For then I’ll marry Warwick’s youngest daughter:

What though I kill’d her husband and her father?

The readiest way to make the wench amends

Is to become her husband and her father:

The which will I; not all so much for love

As for another secret close intent,

By marrying her, which I must reach unto.

But yet I run before my horse to market:

Clarence still breathes; Edward still lives and reigns:

When they are gone, then must I count my gains.

[Exit.]

[Enter the corpse of King Henry the Sixth, borne in an open coffin, Gentlemen bearing halberds to guard it; and Lady Anne as mourner.]

ANNE

Set down, set down your honourable load,—

If honour may be shrouded in a hearse,—

Whilst I awhile obsequiously lament

Th’ untimely fall of virtuous Lancaster.—

Poor key-cold figure of a holy king!

Pale ashes of the house of Lancaster!

Thou bloodless remnant of that royal blood!

Be it lawful that I invocate thy ghost,

To hear the lamentations of poor Anne,

Wife to thy Edward, to thy slaughter’d son,

Stabb’d by the selfsame hand that made these wounds!

Lo, in these windows that let forth thy life,

I pour the helpless balm of my poor eyes:—

O, cursèd be the hand that made these holes!

Cursèd the heart that had the heart to do it!

Cursèd the blood that let this blood from hence!

More direful hap betide that hated wretch

That makes us wretched by the death of thee,

Than I can wish to adders, spiders, toads,

Or any creeping venom’d thing that lives!

If ever he have child, abortive be it,

Prodigious, and untimely brought to light,

Whose ugly and unnatural aspect

May fright the hopeful mother at the view;

And that be heir to his unhappiness!

If ever he have wife, let her be made

More miserable by the death of him

Than I am made by my young lord and thee!—

Come, now towards Chertsey with your holy load,

Taken from Paul’s to be interrèd there;

And still, as you are weary of this weight,

Rest you, whiles I lament King Henry’s corse.

[The Bearers take up the Corpse and advance.]

[Enter GLOSTER.]

GLOSTER

Stay, you that bear the corse, and set it down.

ANNE

What black magician conjures up this fiend,

To stop devoted charitable deeds?

GLOSTER

Villains, set down the corse; or, by Saint Paul,

I’ll make a corse of him that disobeys!

FIRST GENTLEMAN

My lord, stand back, and let the coffin pass.

GLOSTER

Unmanner’d dog! stand thou, when I command:

Advance thy halberd higher than my breast,

Or, by Saint Paul, I’ll strike thee to my foot