Richard Blake - The Blood of Alexandria

‘I can assure you that Leontius has been under close surveillance since our earlier meeting,’ Macarius replied.

A sudden gust of wind brought a chill to my face. It stirred up the dust on the pavement. I looked out to sea. From behind me, the moon still shone bright. Now, for the first time it was reflected in a tessellated splash from the waters of the Harbour. Further out, the sky, empty of those bright, unwinking stars, was turning a brownish grey.

‘The storm approaches,’ said Macarius. ‘It will be a great one. Even if not wet, I think I can promise a cooler morning than in many days.’

Stronger now, the breeze blew again. I shivered in the sudden chill. This had been an unplanned meeting, and it had run its course. Time to take my leave.

From the stairs just as I was stepping below the level of the roof, I looked briefly back at Macarius. He’d gone again to the southern edge of the roof. Once again, he was looking intently into nothingness.

Martin stared at me and pursed his lips again.

‘Well, I don’t like him,’ he said. ‘If you ask me, there’s something dodgy about him.’

‘Martin,’ I sighed, ‘please bear in mind that every local sneer you repeat about the natives is also made behind our backs about us. Are we also “wogs”?’

‘What they choose to call us is their business,’ said Martin with a sniff. ‘Personally, I don’t like the natives or the local Greeks. In my experience, there’s nothing between them but the choice their ancestors made of which language to speak. But that isn’t the point. What is the point is that you found the man wandering about the Palace roof at night in what sounds very like an act of sorcery.’

I gave up on the argument. Praying up a breath of air doesn’t constitute sorcery – not even by the stupid laws Heraclius had just republished to great acclaim. And Macarius was, I’d tried repeating, highly useful.

It was mid-morning, and the storm had indeed cooled the air. The sun shone brightly as ever, but Alexandria was again a Mediterranean city. The sun was bearable, and slightly more than bearable. I was still wearing a hat, but had left my arms uncovered. We’d had business near the main gate that led to the Egyptian quarter. Now, we sat at one of the covered benches outside a wine shop. A hundred yards away, the police were checking the identity documents of the Egyptian workmen passing in and out of the centre. Some of the Greek trash had gathered, and were setting up a chant. It was one of those ritualised verse insults of the sort I’d heard many times pass between the Circus factions in Constantinople.

‘If anyone’s dodgy,’ I said, looking back at Martin, ‘it’s that fucker Priscus. You know as well as I do how often the man’s tried to have me done away with. He made three full attempts under Phocas. He’d no sooner come out for Heraclius when he tried again.

‘Now he’s here in Alexandria, and I smell trouble that makes yesterday’s little reverse nothing by comparison. He-’

‘From what you tell me,’ Martin broke in, ‘he’s here with his tail between his legs. He’s lost Cappadocia, and-’

‘He’s still head of the noble interest in Constantinople,’ I went on. ‘A few defeats don’t change that. Heraclius may prefer to rule through outsiders like us. But he can’t altogether snub the old families. Priscus is trouble on legs. And how did he get here? He turns up at the Palace with a change of clothes and has another ready for dinner, yet tells me he came alone. He says in particular he came without guards. Yet he must have come overland from Pelusium – and we know that road is notoriously infested with bandits. If I hadn’t other matters to deal with, I’d have Macarius checking him out even now.’

I noticed that Martin wasn’t paying attention. It couldn’t be the trouble now blowing up over by the gate. He was mostly staring down with a worried look on his face.

‘Are your guts giving trouble again?’ I asked.

He nodded.

‘I suppose it was the lead sauce,’ I said. I’d called him back from his clerking the night before to finish dinner with us. He’d gorged himself proper on the mice.

‘Do you think there might be a place of easement here?’ he whispered with a downward glance.

‘Oh, you don’t want one of those horrid places,’ I said airily. ‘You’ll have flies crawling all over you.’ I stood up and looked round. As luck would have it, there was a potty man within hailing distance. Alexandria might be past its best in many respects, but it still had all the civilised amenities. I snapped my fingers very hard and gave the man a significant look.

‘I can tell you, sir, you’ll not find cleaner tools in all Alexandria,’ he said, answering my question. ‘Just take a look at this

…’ His slave assistant brandished the brass pot: it gleamed in the sunlight that was reflected up from the pavements. ‘You could eat your dinner out of that.’ The man stood before me, at once obsequious and calculating.

But he was right. For sure, I wasn’t having Martin go and get his sandals all pissy in one of the public latrines. I fished into my purse. The bookseller had cleaned me out of gold. But I had a mass of goodish silver. I took out one of the smaller coins and put it on the table.

‘Oh, sir,’ he said, impressed though trying not to look too obviously at the coin, ‘you can rest assured of a new sponge for your assistant.’ He took one from his bag and waited as his assistant arranged the framework of curtained wood beside our table.

As he got reluctantly up, I gave Martin a shove towards it. The slave guided him in and fastened the thing shut around his neck. As Martin was forced by its weight into a squatting position, the cone made contact with the pavement. I raised my cup again and looked at his flushed, straining face. As we waited, a man at the next table looked up from his bread and olive paste. At last, with a long noise of farts and splashing, Martin emptied himself into the pot. And it was a long one. The whole framework about him trembled as, with purple face, he strained again and added to his deposit. I’d not have liked to be sitting downwind of that performance.

‘Do you know what that chanting means?’ I asked the potty man. I took another sip of wine and nodded at the growing crowd of Egyptians over by the gate. ‘I think I can hear the word “Alexandria”. Whatever it is, they seem to like the sound of it lately.’

‘Don’t know nothing of the wog language, sir,’ he said proudly. ‘Nor never been on their side of the Wall. But I’m told there’s not a single bathhouse working on the other side – no, nor no potty men neither. If a wog gets taken short, why – rich or poor – he squats down and shits in the street. Pardon my expression,’ he said hurriedly, ‘but that’s how it is.’

I glanced over at the Wall. In places twenty feet high, it bisected the whole city, and joined with the city walls. It had first gone up a hundred years before to keep the Greek and Egyptian trash from tearing at each other. Passport control at the gates and the cutting off of all public services had now made the Egyptian quarter into another world. We let some of the better workmen into the Greek side as often as they were needed, but always pushed them out again before dusk.

‘But pardon me for saying it, sir,’ the potty man went on. He’d now reached inside the framework with his sponge, and was rubbing vigorously. ‘I don’t think you’s from round here.’

I made no reply. That much was obvious. My colouring screamed West. My accent should have said Constantinople. It wasn’t surprising hardly anyone in the streets recognised me. In the capital, everyone below the Emperor was always going about in public. Here, just about everyone of real quality went about in a closed chair with an armed guard.