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Belinda Roberts: Mr. Darcy Goes Overboard: A Tale of Tide & Prejudice

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a yacht must be in want of a female crew... The balmy seaside resort town of Salcombe boasts the best in bikinis, sandcastle contests, and a fiercely competitive squad of buff local lifeguards as Regatta Week approaches. And if that weren't enough excitement, Mrs Bennet hears that the splendid villa Netherpollock has been rented by a young man of great fortune. She is determined he'll go out with one of her daughters, until Mr Darcy glides in on his stunning yacht Pemberley and she decides he would be the better catch... Jane Austen has never been so hilariously recreated as in this modern seaside retelling of Pride and Prejudice, complete with a Mr Darcy you won't soon forget!

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Mrs Bennet and handbag now recovered, the party continued on their voyage across the estuary, dodging lasers, toppers, and luxury cruisers, reaching Mill Bay without any further adventure, where Lizzy skilfully drove the boat to shallow water, and Lydia and Kitty leapt out in bare feet, screeching and laughing partly at the coldness of the water and partly for the benefit of some fit young men in Jack Wills pants. Within five minutes, the little party had joined another fifty or so families on the beach, shielded by colourful windshields, with picnics at the ready, books to read, the sparkling sea before them, and nothing much more to do than chill out. Bliss.

* * *

As they settled down on multicoloured beach towels to read, or in Lydia’s and Kitty’s case, to gossip, Mr Bennet clad in his customary long navy shorts, pale blue shirt, and panama hat appeared, unnoticed, and stood behind the windshield, gazing at the hectic scenes of boating antics before him.

“Oh, if only Mr Bennet would go and visit Mr Bingley! Marcia is bound to connive to snatch the young man for one of her daughters. I am sure of it!”

The outburst came from Mrs Bennet, who had been lying on the beach, fretting over the day’s events.

“If you are so sure it is a shame, I have wasted my time chatting to Mr Bingley,” said Mr Bennet. The sound of his voice with no sense of his body caused Mrs Bennet to shriek in alarm, “Mr Bennet!”

Catching sight of him over the windshield and assured it was not a ghost, she proceeded, most anxiously, to quiz him.

“What do you mean you have been chatting with Mr Bingley?”

“I mean I have been chatting with Mr Bingley. A delightful young man who will be joining us for a barbeque this evening!”

This was too much for Mrs Bennet to take in all at once! Joy overwhelmed her, and words for once failed her. Instead, she leapt up and, to the delight of the beach, as one onlooker said, “gave the poor chap a right smacker!”

Chapter 3

Mrs Bennet and the girls spent the morning discussing what the barbeque would consist of, only to be quashed in their enthusiasm by a message received on Mr Bennet’s phone from young Mr Bingley, informing them he had made a diary error and would in fact be in Dartmouth that evening and unable to join them. Mrs Bennet was most vexed and commented that she hoped he was not going to be one of those young men who was constantly flitting from one thing to another and could never be trusted to make up his mind. Her anxieties, however, were assuaged when Mr Bennet read out the remainder of the message.

“Soz, Mr Bonnet, but will be back 2 Salcombe 2morrow with friends on 62ft yacht Pemberley. All invited for drinks. Bingley.”

“A sixty-two-foot yacht! He must be a very wealthy young man!” exclaimed Mrs Bennet in delight, quite forgetting her anxiety about his flightiness.

Discussion now transferred from the barbeque to what one should wear for drinks at noon on a sixty-two-foot yacht.

“I shall wear like my new pink sundress from Fat Face,” declared Kitty. “Although I have only worn it like once, I have seen many a young man turn their heads to stare at me.”

“In horror,” concluded Lydia.

“Beast,” retorted Kitty tearfully. “Mother, tell Lydia not to be so mean.”

“I think you look most fetching in pink, Kitty dear,” said Mrs Bennet, “and, Lydia, you must wear your yellow satin with the little matching bandanna.”

“Yellow, Mother? Joke on!” retorted Lydia. “No, I will wear Kitty’s pink. I look so much more glamourous in it than she does!”

“What! Have you, like, dared to try it on?” Kitty sat up in horror.

“Only once—and it suited me perfectly.”

“Really. How childish you girls are,” interjected Mary. “I, for one, will not be taking up such an invitation. I have my physics and my future to consider.”

“Whateva,” snorted Lydia, and the conversation continued in such a vein for some time.

The eldest two Bennet girls took the opportunity to slip away and enjoy a deep, meaningful conversation while strolling along the beach.

“How Lydia and Kitty go on,” laughed Jane.

“They drive me to distraction,” replied Lizzy, picking up a smooth, flat pebble and skimming it across the calm sea. “But you, Jane, why, you have the patience of an angel.”

Jane smiled, unable to think of a response. Lizzy continued teasingly. “But even angels may wish to fall in love and marry, Jane. Have you considered what you will wear tomorrow, for you are surely the prettiest of us all and by far the sweetest natured and have the most chance of landing a prize catch.”

“Oh, Lizzy. How you tease me. I have given it very little thought, but now you come to mention it, I think I will wear my pale blue.”

Jane laughed, and the girls, reaching the end of the beach, scrambled over the rocks to consider the matter further whilst poking around in the rock pools.

* * *

In the event, Mr Bennet was diverted by business matters and was unable to join the party venturing out to drinks on Pemberley , so the girls (including Mary who persuaded herself that a few hours in constructive leisure may refresh her mind and therefore be beneficial to her studies) went accompanied only by their mother. Mrs Bennet was vexed that Lydia had insisted on dressing in her seriously short shorts, but apart from this, was in good spirits as they left the safety of the shore and travelled over the estuary waters in Angelica to where they understood Pemberley to be at anchor. Unfortunately, Mrs Bennet had misunderstood Mr Bennet’s directions, and, by the time they had putt-putted up the inlets to South Pool, then Frogmore, and practically all the way to Kingsbridge with no sign of the magnificent Pemberley, Mrs Bennet was becoming agitated.

“Oh, Lord! We are so late! It will be teatime before we arrive. We will make such a terrible impression!” At that moment, Lizzy’s mobile rang. It was Charlotte Lucas.

“Oh, Lizzy! Thank goodness you have answered. Listen, I am at a drinks party on a yacht and have just overheard the delightful Mr Bingley saying how disappointed he is that your family is not here. He has heard much of your reputation as hotties and was looking forward to judging for himself! Are you not coming?”

“Hotties!” Lizzy laughed. “Yes, Charlotte—we are intending to come directly, but I fear we are lost—or at least Pemberley is lost to us!”

“What?” interjected Mrs Bennet. “Is Charlotte Lucas already on board? Trust Marcia to think only of her own daughter! Find out where the yacht is. Hurry, Lizzy! Hurry!”

“Mother, please! The line is poor enough. I can barely hear dear Charlotte.”

In time, Lizzy managed to hush Mrs Bennet, ascertain the location of the yacht, and instruct Lydia, who was at Angelica’ s helm, to head in the right direction.

* * *

There was much shrieking and wobbling of the boat as the girls disembarked from Angelica and climbed the wooden stepladder to board Pemberley . And what a splendid yacht it was indeed: sixty-two feet long—or an inch or so more—with fine varnished decks, polished brass instruments, two masts that seemed to touch the sky, furled round with the whitest of sails. All this was enough to take one’s breath away, but what captivated the girls most—and Mrs Bennet the very most—was Mr Bingley. Mr Bingley was good-looking and gentlemanlike; he had a pleasant countenance and easy, unaffected manners. He seemed equally captivated, waving away the Bennets’ apologies for being late, and helping each one on board with delight. One could not help but notice his sharp intake of breath on first beholding Jane and how he took a little longer helping her on board and how his eyes followed her every move and how attentive he was to her every possible requirement for a drink or perhaps a little shade or to ensure she did not suffer from too strong a breeze or was not made giddy by the gentle rocking of the boat.

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