Had he finally gotten the message? I hoped so. Because I had far more important things to worry about than Hunter Blakeley. As I drove home from campus, I thought about the fact that I needed to actually call my parents and tell them I was moving out of my apartment, and didn’t need their bribery money to become an Accountant.
I was done with that.
I was going to be an artist.
When I pulled into my apartment and clomped upstairs, I was determined to figure out exactly what to say to them to set them at ease. My stomach flipped and dropped at the thought.
After distracting myself for several hours with homework, I decided I needed some advice about handling my parents.
I decided to give Christos a call. He would know what to say, even if all he had to offer was encouragement.
Unfortunately, he didn’t answer his phone.
I left a message and hoped he’d call back soon.
Too bad I didn’t hear back from Christos until late the next day.
CHRISTOS
After spending another day in my studio with Isabella, I sent her home and picked up the mail. I opened an invoice from Russell Merriweather’s law firm. There were way too many zeroes in the amount after the dollar sign.
At the rate I was blowing through my cash, I was going to be broke before my trial was over. Oh well. Being broke beat going to prison.
I walked to the hand-carved mahogany liquor cabinet in the living room and debated having a drink. Whiskey sounded really good. As I reached for a clean glass, an image of Samantha flashed through my head, followed by a picture of my mom walking out the front door of my parents’ house for the last time.
After releasing a heavy sigh, I set down the glass and decided to go for a jog up the hill to my grandad’s bench instead. I always loved sitting up there and enjoyed the view. It was meditative and exactly what I needed to relax.
I changed to running clothes and walked out the front door of the house, ready to get my blood pumping.
A black Mercedes convertible whipped off the street and drove up my driveway.
Tiffany.
Great.
Her dad was in the car with her.
Even worse.
The shining car rolled to a stop right in front of me. Tiffany was all smiles, “Hey Christos.”
“Hey, Tiffany,” I sighed. “Hey, Mr. Kingston-Whitehouse.” I hated calling him that. I think he liked that I, and probably everyone else who knew him, hated calling him that. His first name was hyphenated too. Westin-Conrad. No shit. All those syllables. It took two weeks just to say the guy’s damn name. Westin-Conrad Kingston-Whitehouse the Filth .
Filthy, as in dirty.
For short, I thought of him as Wes-Con.
The only difference between Wes-Con and your average street criminal was the expensive team of lawyers he kept on retainer. Fucking nouveau American Royalty.
Anyway, I knew for a fact Wes-Con never drove himself anywhere. He always had a chauffeur. But Tiffany loved to drive, so I’m sure she’d offered to take the wheel for Dear Old Dad.
Wes-Con would do anything for Daddy’s little girl.
“To what do I owe the pleasure?” I asked while opening Tiffany’s door for her. Like I said, it was a gentleman thing.
She was all tan legs and about an inch of skirt. Her pastel top was equally minimalistic, showcasing more of her lusciously tan shoulders and delicate neckline.
Tiffany gave me her hand, like she couldn’t stand up without my help. I indulged. It was easier than making an issue out of it. She stood and I closed the door.
Wes-Con gave me a wide-eyed look when I didn’t dash around to open his door, like he was stuck inside Tiff’s convertible. He could get out of his own damn car. Believe it or not, he unbuckled his own seatbelt, but he fumbled with the door handle, like he’d forgotten how door handles worked from lack of practice, before climbing out of the car. He played off his ignorance like it was normal.
He wore standard-issue Martha’s Vineyard golfer’s attire. Had nobody told him this was San Diego?
“Christos,” he said, walking around the car, his hand already out and ready to do some greasing. Wes-Con shook firmly, and held my elbow with his other hand. It was this bizarre, upscale authoritarian thing, like he was saying, “you are now under my control.”
Okay.
“Good to see you, young man,” he said.
I smiled at him. “Likewise. Come inside. Can I offer you two something to drink?” I knew how to play the game too.
“That would be fantastic,” Wes-Con said.
I could tell Tiffany was deferring to her dad. That definitely meant they’d strategized in advance. I remembered reading somewhere that you should never fight a war on two fronts. It had fucked Napoleon, and it had fucked the Germans in World War II. I had a feeling I wasn’t going to fare much better with two Kingston-Whitehouses going for my throat.
Oh well, into the lion’s den. At least it was my den. I led them into the Manos house.
“How is Spiridon?” Wes-Con asked.
“He’s doing good,” I nodded.
“Is he painting again?”
“Not really. I think he’s retired.”
“It’s a damn shame,” Wes-Con said. “Your grandfather is a living legend in the world of landscape paintings.”
Although I wished that was a simple compliment well-earned by my grandfather, I sensed it was merely an opening stratagem. Set your opponent at ease. When their defenses are down, attack with great force. I think Sun Tzu or somebody said that.
I walked over to the liquor cabinet in the living room. I guess I wasn’t getting away from it as easily as I’d hoped. “What can I get you to drink?”
Unlike most people, for whom that meant water or iced tea or soda, for Wes-Con, it only meant liquor. The harder the better. I could respect that.
“Do you have any scotch?” Wes-Con asked.
“Of course.” I poured two glasses of thirty-year-old Glenfiddich single-malt, neat. I knew for Wes-Con, this was the cheap stuff. He could deal. “You want one, Tiff?”
“No, thanks. Do you have any Zima?”
“Fresh out,” I quipped. Nobody drank that shit anymore.
“Never mind,” she snooted.
I handed Wes-Con his glass and we clinked before swallowing.
“Excellent,” Wes-Con said.
It should be, at five-hundred a bottle.
“Tiffany tells me there’s been a problem with her painting?”
He didn’t waste any time. Down to business. I smiled. “Yeah, something about a missing check?” I believed in hitting hard and hitting first.
“I can write you a check right now, from my personal account, if you’d like.” Wes-Con pulled a checkbook out of his blazer and started writing with a thousand-dollar gold pen. I knew Wes-Con was like a samurai warrior with that checkbook of his. Once he took it out, he meant to use it. “I believe the amount was $25,000?”
I knew his check would clear. That was never the issue. We both knew it. Wes-Con just liked to hold onto his money until you showed up outside his front door in the middle of the night with the pitchforks and torches and the rest of the indentured servants. Then he made nice, handed you thirty pieces of silver, threw you some table scraps, and told everyone not to come back until they’d been deloused.
He could keep his bribe.
“Oh, that’s not necessary, Mr. Kingston-Whitehouse,” I said smoothly.
“Nonsense, young man. I can’t very well expect you to do work and not get paid.”
Yes he could, and did.
He tore the check from the check book and handed it to me. Mother fucker. He was good. But he made one crucial mistake. He was trying to buy me for his daughter. And we both knew it.
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