The Wedding Planner
EVE DEVON
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For Mum and all the other stars that shine so brightly in the sky.
‘When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.’
– Viktor E. Frankl
Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
Cast of Whispers Wood Characters
Chapter 1: Angry Bird Going Cold Turkey
Chapter 2: Fortuna Favours The Brave
Chapter 3: The ‘F’ Word
Chapter 4: Popping the Question
Chapter 5: Village of the Damned
Chapter 6: Treading on Toes, Financial Woes and Post-Divorce Goals
Chapter 7: Show Me The Way To Armadillo
Chapter 8: The Cow, The Bitch and the Wardrobe Choice
Chapter 9: Wedding Favours
Chapter 10: Peace Talks
Chapter 11: Close Encounters With Kitchen Counters
Chapter 12: Debate Team
Chapter 13: Chapel of Love
Chapter 14: 8 Mile Road
Chapter 15: All’s (Wedding) Fair in Love and War
Chapter 16: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Chapter 17: Ooga Chaka
Chapter 18: Out, Out, You Demons of Desperation
Chapter 19: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Chapter 20: And if One Rosé Bottle Should Accidentally Fall …
Chapter 21: Marriage is a Lot Like Marmite
Chapter 22: A Hug a Day Keeps the Attraction at Bay
Chapter 23: Ladies Who Lunch
Chapter 24: Never Work With Animals
Chapter 25: Holding Court
Chapter 26: A Riddle, Wrapped Inside a Mystery, In An Enigma
Chapter 27: Driving Miss Emma, Miss Juliet and Miss Kate
Chapter 28: Adult Education
Chapter 29: Poker Face
Chapter 30: Flower Power
Chapter 31: Drawn Together
Chapter 32: The Edge of Glori-a
Chapter 33: Carpool Crying
Chapter 34: The Birds and The Bees
Chapter 35: A River Runs Through It
Chapter 36: Don’t Look Back In Angler
Chapter 37: The Lady Isn’t For Melting
Chapter 38: A Spoonful of Sugar Helps the Medicine Go Down
Chapter 39: Model Behaviour
Chapter 40: Sliding Doors
Chapter 41: Oktoberfest
Chapter 42: Measuring Up
Chapter 43: Marvellous Night For A Romance
Chapter 44: Crafty Conundrums
Chapter 45: Lovesick
Chapter 46: Heart-shaped and Pear-Shaped
Chapter 47: It’s a Nice Day For a Themed Wedding
Chapter 48: A Good Walk Ruined
Chapter 49: The Other Vows
Dear Reader …
Acknowledgements
About Harper Impulse
About the Publisher
Cast of Whispers Wood Characters
Welcome to the village of Whispers Wood, home of rom-com magic …
The Whispers Wood series can be read in any order, but here’s the skinny on key residents.
KATE SOMERSBY – Resourceful, impulsive, and with much to prove to the village of Whispers Wood, she swapped travelling the world for resurrecting an old dream – that of opening up a business in the clock house on the village green. Now owns the day spa, Beauty @ The Clock House.
JULIET BROWN – Lover of all things craft and vintage, super-chic hairdresser and owner of the new hair salon, Hair @ The Clock House.
EMMA DANES – Jane Austen-loving, matchmaking mixologist moved all the way from Hollywood to Whispers Wood to run the tea room/bar in the clock house, Cocktails & Chai.
DANIEL WESTLAKE – Former accountant moved to Whispers Wood for a fresh start. Owner of the co-office working space, Hive @ The Clock House. Whispers Wood gossip inferred he was the stunt-double for a certain superhero but he’s better known as: The Newcomer.
OSCAR MATTHEWS – Widowed with a daughter, he looks after the bees at the clock house and has recently found love again. Can he fix it … yes he can … because, wearing his tool-belt with aplomb, he also runs his own construction company.
JAKE KNIGHTLEY – Award-winning garden designer, runs his ancestral home, Knightley Hall, located on the edge of the village. Known for his brooding manner and Poldarklicious locks.
GLORIA PAVEY– Single mum. Works at Cocktails & Chai. Frequently turns her ‘sarcasmometer’ up to eleven. Allergic to weddings and impervious to romance … or is she?
SETH KNIGHTLEY– The youngest of the six Knightleys, back living at the Hall with his brother, Jake. His dimples, dancing eyes and gift of the gab gave him the moniker, Salesman Seth, but now he’s determined to prove he’s more substance than sales spiel.
OLD MAN ISAAC – Retired clock maker, previous owner of The Clock House and Whispers Wood’s very own Yoda (because of his age and wisdom, rather than being green and short).
CRISPIN HARLOW – Head of the Residents’ Association, and putting the ‘e’ in pedantic, one village meeting at a time.
SHEILA SOMERSBY – Kate Somersby’s mum, owner of Whisper Wood’s B&B and a demon baker (Note: not an actual demon, this is not that genre).
CHERYL BROWN – Juliet Brown’s mum and retired hairdresser. Known for her prize-winning dahlias.
TRUDIE McTRAVERS – Head of Whispers Wood’s Am-Dram Society, flies very much above the radar with her clashing Lycra and larger-than-life personality.
TUPPENCE McTRAVERS – Daughter of Trudie and Nigel McTravers. Florist, intriguingly referred to as: The Herbalist of Horsham …
MELODY MATTHEWS – Oscar and Bea Matthews’ daughter, her two besties are Persephone Pavey and whichever book she’s reading that week.
PERSEPHONE PAVEY – Gloria and Bob Pavey’s daughter, now planning on plié-ing her way through school.
GERTRUDE – Cow, as in bovine! Prefers chewing the cud with humans over her own herd and is happiest being the village’s nosiest resident.
BEA’s BEES – The honeybees housed in the hives at the clock house. Best known for producing the honey that goes into the copious honey martinis drunk at the clock house.
THE CLOCK HOUSE CHANDELIER – according to Whispers Wood folklore, it has magical properties … Fact!
Chapter 1
Angry Bird Going Cold Turkey
Gloria
Gloria Pavey forgot every single one of the anger-management techniques she had supposedly mastered over the last twelve weeks and with a look that could, quite frankly, wilt steel, demanded, ‘What do you mean I don’t need to come back next week?’
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