Craig Sherborne - The Amateur Science of Love

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Shortlisted for the Melbourne Prize for Literature, Best Writing Award 2012 and the Victorian Premier’s Literary Award for Fiction, 2011.
The Amateur Science of Love
Hoi Polloi
Muck
Colin dreams of escaping his parents’ farm for a grand stage career. He makes it to London and a disastrous audition before meeting Tilda. Tilda is beautiful, older, an artist and she brings his future with her. A heady romance leads to a small town in country Victoria and a new home in a decaying former bank. They are building a life together, but there are cracks in the foundation.
This is a love story, told from passionate beginning to spectacular end. It is intimate and honest, blackly funny and emotionally devastating.

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‘Don’t tell me what to do. Don’t order me to say this and not say that.’

‘I will tell you what to do. That filthy slut broke my life. I want you to call her a filthy slut.’

‘No.’

‘Do it.’

I turned away.

Tilda yelled, ‘Go, then. Get away from me. Fuck off.’

The nurse came up the ramp, arms at her side like she was marching. ‘Tilda, dear. Shsh, settle.’

Tilda said to her, ‘He won’t say it. He won’t renounce her.’

‘Then he’s a fool,’ said the nurse. ‘Settle, dear. Shsh. Let him go if he wants to go.’

I walked off a few steps. ‘Goodbye, then.’

Tilda began following me but the nurse stood between us and tried to hug her, saying, ‘Let him go, dear. You’re worth twenty of him.’

I said, ‘This is just between us two, thank you.’

The nurse didn’t respond. She hugged Tilda. ‘Worth twenty. That’s the girl.’

I walked towards Tilda. ‘I need a key to get into the house. I want to get some things. More clothes. Things.’

The nurse said, ‘Shall we let him have the key, dear? I say, let him have the key and let him get his things and go. Let’s play his game.’

Tilda nodded.

The nurse unzipped the pocket of her smock and brought out my back door key, the one usually hooked on the Commodore ring. She winked to Tilda: ‘Shall I let him have it? Let’s let him have it.’ She winked again. She handed me the key.

Tilda started sobbing. I said goodbye to her, softly. I stood waiting for a reply but there was none. I expected a goodbye in return, then a beseeching of me not to go. But there was nothing. Which gave me a cut-adrift feeling, as if this was it, the true moment of our end, and I was as far adrift—the loneliest, the most lost—as I could ever be.

I wanted to step back out of the loneliness, back to the familiar. I wanted Tilda to call me back home to it. I said, ‘So where will I leave the key, Tilda? Under the back doorstep?’

The nurse answered. ‘That will do fine.’

‘I was speaking to Tilda.’

The nurse let out a grunt and shook her head. ‘It seems your husband wants to speak to you, dear. Do you want to speak to him more?’

‘I’d like to know where he will go.’

‘She’d like to know where you’ll go.’

‘I heard her. And I don’t know the answer.’

Tilda said, ‘Since I’ll be in here, he can stay at the house a few days.’

‘If I could do that, it would be helpful.’

‘You’re very generous to him, dear,’ the nurse said. ‘If it was me I’d say goodbye for good. Not stay a few days . Let him leave and go off and see what he’s given up. Let’s see what he’s worth without you, and Mr Vigourman’s charity. He’ll be back, dear. He’ll be back.’

Tilda’s lips angled up into a trusting smile at her. Then a smile at me, of the previous triumphant kind. She said, ‘Yes. He’ll be back.’

The nurse guided Tilda into the banana chair. ‘Too true. You’re worth twenty of him. He’ll be back.’

I said, ‘Is that so?’ sarcastically. I said, ‘Goodbye, Tilda,’ with a cock of my head. Bravado lifting me up on my toes.

They were still saying it to each other like a chant—‘He’ll be back. He’ll be back’—as I stomped over the ramp, away.

Chapter 80

The bravado lasted all the way out of the hospital, and along the roadside. I strode like a man who knew exactly his destination in life and his reason for being. No pain in my foot anymore, the bravado numbed it. When I reached Main Street I was swinging my shoulders like the town celebrity. I imagined myself the centre of attention, focus of people’s whispers. The swinging said, Here I am, Scintilla. A man who has sinned. A man with danger about him. A man who might sin again if given the chance. You better watch out, ladies, or I’ll sin with you.

Putting the key in the back door sapped that attitude from me. I was neither adrift from Tilda anymore, nor did I belong to her. I was between the two. I was nowhere, but I was in our house. I was empty, like being hungry. I wasn’t hungry but even if I had been, did I have the right to eat the food in the cupboards now? Have milk from the fridge or water from the kettle? Perhaps just a little water was permissible. I filled a glass and drank it and in doing so felt like I was stealing.

What was mine? Clothes in the wardrobe, yes. But what more? Only this documenting I’ve done. I climbed into the roof and brought the briefcase down. I took it into my nook and read the pages. I had written up to the part just before the Neutral Motor Inn meetings. I had kissed Donna for the first time and had seen Cameron’s pillows. I parted my lips and kissed her again as I read. Bent forward and kissed as if she was really there. Did it without thinking, until I saw my shadow on the wall and laughed at it and myself. The kind of laughing that takes you to the edge of crying. I didn’t cry. I was alone, therefore my crying would have been genuine, but I didn’t do it. I was full of too much resolve.

Not resolve that was clear yet. More an energy to do something, make irreversible change. If Donna could hear that resolve in my voice she would want me with her, wouldn’t she? I went downstairs to the phone to try her. No answer. But it was comforting to know my ringing was making sound in her living room.

I went back to my nook. It was peaceful there, safe, with no worry about Tilda coming up the stairs in two minds. I fed paper into my typewriter and continued these pages. The process was too slow. The tapping put an ache in my ears. I switched to longhand and wrote up to the bath-burning scene. Then I phoned Donna again for some comforting unanswered ringing.

I bought potato cakes from the takeaway for dinner. I had the right to make coffee, I decided. And use Tilda’s milk, or else it would go stale. I took a mug to my nook and wrote up to where I slept in the children’s playground, and in writing that the need for sleep dragged my head down onto my folded arms. I slept half the night in that position, on the pillow of my desk.

When I woke my body ached. I straightened it by stretching out on the floor. I fell asleep that way, and dreamt so deeply and horribly there was no telling it from reality: I was sleeping with Tilda in the Scintilla hospital. ‘Come on. Get up,’ she said, shaking me. ‘Come on. Follow me,’ she said, pulling me by the hand to hurry up and walk with her to the forest. Walk, faster, faster, hurry, run to the forest. To the clearing in the forest. The clearing. The bedroom in the forest. We must take off our clothes and lie down among the twigs and insects. I must congress with her. I must not think of the Watercook whore. Tilda was claiming the clearing as hers. I must desecrate the memory of what had happened there. Congress in the forest with her, Tilda, not the whore.

I woke before the act of it. I knelt in the blackened bath and rinsed and scrubbed in cold water. Drying off I heard knocking at the back door. I hurried down the hall to the bedroom window, peeped around the edge of the blind, panicking that it was Tilda knocking.

It was Vigourman. He was looking up at the windows for signs of life. I let the blind fall shut until the knocking finished. I went to my nook.

Honesty box, help me. I must hurry and leave. I’ve got to leave. The future is pulling me. I don’t know where. What’s keeping me? Guilt? A final check of my soul to make sure all love for Tilda has gone?

Does all love ever go, or only the people?

I don’t know.

I once fell in love with a woman named Tilda. Beyond that, I don’t know much about anything.

Praise

PRAISE FOR THE AMATEUR SCIENCE OF LOVE

‘All women with lingering illusions about the way men think should read this fast-moving, sharply focused, fantasy shattering little thunderclap of a book.’ Helen Garner

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