Tim Curran - Blackout

Ray Wetmore took the floor seconds after I finished, as I knew he would. “Now let me get this straight,” he said. “You claim that both Sergeant Frankovich and Al Peckman were yanked up into the sky by cables of some sort. Sticky cables. They got stuck to them and were pulled away and there was nothing you could do.”

“That’s the gist,” I said.

Bonnie nodded. “That’s what we saw.”

“Bullshit,” David Ebler said.

We hadn’t heard much from him thus far. David and his family had only been in the neighborhood less than a year. I had only talked to him a few times. He seemed practical, levelheaded, an accountant used to crunching facts and figures. What I had just told him threw him for a loop. It could not be crunched. It could not be processed. It refused calm, mundane analysis so he rejected it and me.

“I wish it was,” I said.

He shook his head. “No, no, no. That’s…that’s ridiculous.”

Ray sighed. “I’m afraid I have to agree with David. It’s…well, it’s nuts.”

“We’re not making it up,” I told him.

David fired off some smart-ass comment about how I thought I was being funny but I wasn’t funny at all. He glared at me with eyes rimmed with hate. I think he wanted to take a swing at me. I believed he would have if Ray wasn’t there being the voice of reason. I didn’t give a shit what David wanted. I felt just as childish as he did at that moment. I’m not a violent guy, but if he swung at me, I planned on beating his ass right in front of his wife and sons. Then, soon as I’d thought that, I felt unbelievably embarrassed. No, I wasn’t going to lower myself to that level.

“You gotta realize how crazy this sounds, Jon,” Ray said.

“Oh, I do. Believe me, I do.”

“Then why don’t you knock it off before you start scaring people?” David said, stepping closer.

“Why don’t you shut the fuck up, you yuppie faggot?” Bonnie told him, getting her ire up. Her green eyes burned like fire in the lantern glow. The flames from the fire pits were reflected in them.

Even though his wife tried to restrain him, David shrugged her off. “You better watch your mouth, you little bitch.”

Bonnie gritted her teeth and made ready to tell him exactly what she thought of him, but Billy intervened. For a guy who was pretty drunk, he moved fast. He shoved David and David almost went on his ass. “You don’t talk to my wife that way, fuckhead. Keep it civil or things’ll get bad for you.”

David was practically hissing. Anger seemed to be steaming out of him and I thought he was going to do something very stupid like make a try for Billy. Billy might have been loaded, but he was still an awfully big guy. David, on the other hand, was exactly how you might picture him: thin, sparse, and bespectacled with thinning dark hair and a very meek, very mild face. If he went after Billy, Billy would knock his teeth out.

I got in between them. “Come on, guys,” I said. “Let’s just keep cool.”

“Sure thing, Jon,” Billy said, going back to his beer.

David cursed under his breath. Bonnie and Ray launched into an argument that got increasingly vocal and I had no idea what to do. Meanwhile, as we’d been acting like a bunch of kids at recess, Iris Phelan had been talking nonstop, mostly to herself. She was leaning there against her walker, sipping a beer.

“…not that anyone should be surprised by any of it,” she said. “They’ve been coming here a long time, gathering things, studying humans and animals. Alien abductions have only been reported since the 1950s, or possibly the 1940s, but no doubt they’ve been going on since long before that. A conservative estimate places the number of abduction cases at somewhere around seventy thousand, but most are never reported. A realistic estimate is well over five million.” She paused, sipping her beer and smacking her lips. “And although most return from their abduction experiences, many do not. Which begs the question—what do these nonhuman entities want with us? Genetic material? Biological study? Are they simply looking for specimens for experimentation or to put in an alien zoo or is it something much darker? Is the reality of the situation that these creatures are not in fact extraterrestrials but perhaps, as has been suggested, highly evolved humans from the distant future whose DNA is corrupt and can no longer breed so they harvest ours to take back to their time to maintain the human stock so the race will not face extinction?”

Once we tuned into what she was saying, everyone stopped talking. We just stood there with mouths hanging open. This was the Iris Phelan we did not know, the closet UFOlogist, the Fox Mulder of the geriatric set. The Iris we knew cranked her TV so fucking loud it interfered with satellite communications and you could hear exactly what movie was on TCM at one in the morning even if you were a block away. The Iris we knew planted tulips and daffodils, hung her flag out every morning and belonged to three or four old lady church groups. Apparently, we knew nothing about her.

“That’s enough,” David told her. “I mean, really, I’ve had my fill tonight. Cables from the sky and alien abductions. Of all the silly comic book nonsense.”

Iris toasted him with her beer. “Not saying it’s so, son, I’m just speculating as I imagine most are this dark night. So settle down. No need to get your tit caught in the wringer over it.”

Billy Kurtz started laughing. When he stopped, he said, “I don’t think it’s bullshit at all. I know Jon. He teaches science. He’s smart. And Bonnie…well, maybe she ain’t so smart, but she’s no liar.”

“That’s right,” Bonnie said, comfortable with her husband’s appraisal.

There was even more arguing then, Ray and David on the con side, Bonnie and Billy and me on the pro side. Iris quoted facts and figures. Lisa Ebler, apparently disgusted by her husband’s performance, retreated to one of the fire pits to roast marshmallows with her sons and some of the more rational neighbors. Many of the others ringed around us, intrigued.

I heard David out yet again.

He was annoying the hell out of me with his flat-earth science, but I listened even though he kept tossing in digs about me and suggesting—more or less—that Bonnie and I had been playing house in my pickup. I listened. I was on my last nerve, but I listened. My wife was missing and I was worried about that and worried about my daughter across the sea, but I listened. In the end, as much as he tried to espouse rational thinking, realism, and cold hard logic, it all failed him because he simply could not explain what happened to Kathy, to Frankovich, or to Al Peckman. And that was the hole that let in the water that sunk his boat every time.

But I began to understand him and I had more sympathy. He was scared. Hell, he was terrified. He had a young family. He and his wife were just getting going. He had two boys over there and if any of what we said was true, then the future looked not only bleak but downright ugly. He couldn’t face that. When people are scared of something, I’ve noticed, they either joke about it or flatly deny its existence. It’s the only way to keep a grip on their sanity and I think we’ve all done it.

“Listen,” I finally said to him. “This isn’t getting any of us anywhere. So let’s just put it to the acid test. Let’s hop in my truck and I’ll show the damn things to you. Is that reasonable?”

“That would be the basis of the scientific method,” Iris said. “Once a phenomena is witnessed, questions can be asked and a hypothesis put forward.”

I, again, just stared at her. Where had this Iris Phelan been all these years?

“No,” Lisa Ebler said. “No, David, you can’t. It’s too dangerous.”