Stephen King - Needful Things

And this is all your fault, Mona’s frozen tone said. I know that because you’re a man and all men are dogshit-this is just another specific example illustrating the general case.

“Well I don’t have the slightest idea what it’s all about!”

Lester shouted. “Will you tell her that, at least? Tell her I don’t know why she’s mad at me! Tell her whatever it is, it must be a misunderstanding, because I don’t get it!”

There was a long pause. When Mona spoke again, her voice had warmed up a little. Not much, but it was a lot better than liquid nitrogen. “All right, Lester. I’ll tell her.”

Now he raised his head, half-hoping Sally might be sitting in the passenger seat of the Mustang, ready to kiss and make up, but the car was empty. The only person close to it was soft-headed Slopey Dodd, goofing around on his skateboard.

Steve Edwards came up behind Lester and clapped him on the shoulder. “Les, boy! Want to come over to my place for a Coke?

A bunch of the guys said they’d drop by. We have to talk about this outrageous Catholic harassment. The big meeting’s at the church tonight, don’t forget, and it would be good if we Y.A.’s could present a united front when it comes to deciding what to do.

I mentioned the idea to Don Hemphill and he said yeah, great, go for it.” He looked at Lester as if he expected a pat on the head.

“I can’t this afternoon, Steve. Maybe another time.”

“Hey, Les, don’t you get it? There may not be another time!

The Pope’s boys aren’t fooling around anymore!”

“I can’t come over,” Les said. And if you’re wise, his face said, you’ll stop pushing it.

“Well, but… why not?”

Because I have to find out what the heck I did to make my girl so angry, Lester thought. And I am going to find out, even if I have to shake it out of her.

Out loud he said, “I’ve got stuff to do, Steve. Important stuff.

Take my word for it.”

“If this is about Sally, Les-” Lester’s eyes flashed dangerously.

“You just shut up about Sally.”

Steve, an inoffensive young man who had been set aflame by the strife over Casino Nite, was not yet burning brightly enough to overstep the line Lester Pratt had so clearly drawn. But neither was he quite ready to give up. Without Lester Pratt, a Young Adults’ Policy Meeting was a joke, no matter how many from the Y.A. group turned out. Pitching his voice more reasonably, he said: “You know the anonymous card Bill got?”

“Yes,” Lester said. Rev. Rose had found it on the floor of the parsonage front hallway: the already-notorious “Babtist Rat-Fuck” card.

The Reverend had passed it around at a hastily called Guys Only

Y.A. meeting because, he said, it was impossible to credit unless you saw the vile thing for yourself. It was hard to fully understand, Rev.

Rose had added, the depths to which the Catholics would sink-uh in order to stifle righteous opposition to their Sataninspired night of gambling; perhaps actually seeing this vile spew of filth would help these “fine young men” comprehend what they were up against. “For do we not say that forewarned is-uh forearmed?” Rev. Rose had finished grandly. He then produced the card (it was inside a Baggie, as if those who handled it needed to be guarded from Infection) and handed it around.

As Lester finished reading it, he had been more than ready to ring a few sets of Catholic chimes, but now the entire affair seemed distant and somehow childish. Who really cared if the Catholics gambled for play money and gave away a few new tires and kitchen appliances? When it came down to a choice between the Catholics and “Sally Ratcliffe, Lester knew which one he had to worry about-a meeting to try and work out the next step!” Steve was continuing. He was starting to get hot again. “We have to seize the initiative here, Les… we have to! Reverend Bill says he’s worried that these so-called Concerned Catholic Men are through talking.

Their next step may be-”

“Look, Steve, do whatever you want, but leave me out of i’t!”

Steve stopped and stared at him, clearly shocked and just as clearly expecting Lester, normally the most even-tempered of fellows, to come to his senses and apologize. When he realized no apology was forthcoming, he started to walk back toward the school, putting distance between himself and Lester. “Boy, you’re in a rotten mood,” he said.

“That’s right!” Lester called back truculently. He rolled his big hands into fists and planted them on his hips.

But Lester was more than just angry; he hurt, damn it, he hurt all over, and what hurt the worst was his mind, and he wanted to strike out at someone. Not poor old Steve Edwards; it was just that allowing himself to get passed at Steve seemed to have turned on a switch inside him. That switch had sent electricity flowing to a lot of mental appliances which were usually dark and silent. For the first time since he’d fallen in love with Sally, Lester-normally the most placid of men-felt angry at her, too. What right had she to tell him to go to hell? What right did she have to call him a bastard?

She was mad about something, was she? All right, she was mad.

Maybe he had even given her something to be mad about. He hadn’t the slightest idea what that something might be, but say (just for the sake of argument) that he had. Did that give her the right to fly off the handle at him without even doing him the courtesy of asking for an explanation first? Did it give her the right to stay with Irene Lut’ens so he couldn’t crash his way into wherever she was, or to refuse all his telephone calls, or to employ Mona Lawless as a go-between?

I’m going to find her, Lester thought, and I’m going to find out what’s eating her. Then, once it’s out, we can make up. And after we do, I’m going to give her the same lecture I give my freshmen when basketball practice starts-about how trust is the key to teamwork.

He stripped off his pack, chucked it into the back seat, and climbed into his car. As he did, he saw something sticking out from under the passenger seat. Something black. It looked like a wallet.

Lester seized it eagerly, thinking at first that it must be Sally’s.

If she had left it in his car at some point during the long holiday weekend, she must have missed it by now. She’d be anxious.

And if he could relieve her anxiety about her lost wallet, the rest of their conversation might become a little easier.

But it wasn’t Sally’s; he saw that as soon as he got a close look at the item which had been under the passenger seat. It was black leather. Sally’s was scuffed blue suede, and much smaller.

Curiously, he opened it. The first thing he saw struck him like a hard blow to the solar plexus. It was John LaPointe’s Sheriff’s Department ID.

What in the name of God had John LaPointe been doing in his car?

Sally had it all weekend, his mind whispered. So just what the hell do you think he was doing in your car?

“No,” he said. “Uh-uh, no way-she wouldn’t. She wouldn’t see him. No way in hell.”

But she had seen him. She and Deputy John LaPointe had gone out together for over a year, in spite of the developing bad feelings between Castle Rock’s Catholics and Baptists. They had broken up before the current hooraw over Casino Nite, butLester got out of the car again and flipped through the wallet’s see-through pockets. His sense of incredulity grew. Here was LaPointe’s driver’s license-in the picture on it, he was wearing the little moustache he’d cultivated when, he’d been going out with Sally.

Lester knew what some fellows called moustaches like that: pussyticklers. Here was John LaPointe’s fishing license. Here was a picture of John LaPointe’s mother and father. Here was his hunting license. And here… here…