Robert Devereaux - Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up Shit

“Whargoul” Dave Brockie — It is a beast born in bullets and shrapnel, feeding off of pain, misery, and hard drugs.

Cursed to wander the Earth without the hope of death, it is reborn again and again to spread the gospel of hate, abuse, and genocide. But what if it’s not the only monster out there?

What if there’s something worse? From Dave Brockie, the twisted genius behind GWAR, comes a novel about the darkest days of the twentieth century.

“Clickers” J. F. Gonzalez and Mark Williams — They are the Clickers, giant venomous blood-thirsty crabs from the depths of the sea. The only warning to their rampage of dismemberment and death is the terrible clicking of their claws. But these monsters aren’t merely here to ravage and pillage. They are being driven onto land by fear. Something is hunting the Clickers. Something ancient and without mercy. Clickers is J. F. Gonzalez and Mark Williams’ gore-soaked cult classic tribute to the giant monster B-movies of yesteryear.

“Jack’s Magic Beans” Brian Keene — It happens in a split-second. One moment, customers are happily shopping in the Save-A-Lot grocery store. The next instant, they are transformed into bloodthirsty psychotics, interested only in slaughtering one another and committing unimaginably atrocious and frenzied acts of violent depravity. Deadite Press is proud to bring one of Brian Keene’s bleakest and most violent novel as back into print once more. This edition also includes four bonus short stories: AVAILABLE FROM AMAZON.COM

“The Innswich Horror” Edward Lee — In July, 1939, antiquarian and H.P. Lovecraft aficionado, Foster Morley, takes a scenic bus tour through northern Massachuset s and finds Innswich Point. There far too many similarities between this fishing village and the fictional town of Lovecraft’s masterpiece, The Shadow Over Innsmouth. Join splatter king Edward Lee for a private tour of Innswich Point — a town founded on perversion, torture, and abominations from the sea.

“Urban Gothic” Brian Keene — When their car broke down in a dangerous inner-city neighborhood, Kerri and her friends thought they would find shelter inside an old, dark row home. They thought they would be safe there until help arrived. They were wrong. The residents who live down in the cellar and the tunnels beneath the city are far more dangerous than the streets outside, and they have a very special way of dealing with trespassers. Trapped in a world of darkness, populated by obscene abominations, they will have to fight back if they ever want to see the sun again.

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“Showdown at Stinking Springs” original y appeared in Hustler Fantasies.

“Clap If You Believe” originally appeared in Crank.

“Ridi Bobo” originally appeared in Weird Tales.

“Li’l Miss Ultrasound” originally appeared in Gathering the Bones.

“Bucky Goes to Church” originally appeared in MetaHorror.

“Fructus in Eden” originally appeared in Pulphouse.

“One Flesh: A Cautionary Tale” originally appeared in Iniquities.

“The Slobbering Tongue That Ate the Frightfully Huge Woman” originally appeared in It Came from the Drive-In.

“Holy Fast, Holy Feast” originally appeared in Mondo Zombie.

Cover art copyright © 2011 Sebastien Grenier www.SEBASTIEN-GRENIER.com

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