Robert Devereaux - Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up Shit

His novels include Slaughterhouse High , A Flight of Storks and Angels , Deadweight , Walking Wounded , Caliban , Santa Steps Out , and Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes .

Robert has a well-deserved reputation as an author who pushes every envelope, though he would claim, with a stage actor’s assurance, that as long as one’s writing illuminates characters in all their kinks, quirks, kindnesses, and extremes, the imagination must be free to explore nasty places as well as nice, or what’s the point?

Robert lives in sunny northern Colorado with the delightful Victoria, making up stuff that tickles his fancy and, he hopes, those of his readers.

You can find him online at Facebook or at www.robertdevereaux.com.

Deadweight

Walking Wounded

Santa Steps Out

Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes Caliban and Other Tales

A Flight of Storks and Angels

Slaughterhouse High

“Brain Cheese Buffet” Edward Lee — collecting nine of Lee’s most sought after tales of violence and body fluids.

Featuring the Stoker nominated “Mr. Torso,” the legendary gross-out piece “The Dritiphilist,” the notorious “The McCrath Model SS40-C, Series S,” and six more stories to test your gag reflex.

“Edward Lee’s writing is fast and mean as a chain saw revved to full-tilt boogie.”

“Bullet Through Your Face” Edward Lee — No writer is more extreme, perverted, or gross than Edward Lee. His world is one of psychopathic redneck rapists, sex addicted demons, and semen stealing aliens. Brace yourself, the king of splatterspunk is guaranteed to shock, offend, and make you laugh until you vomit.

“Lee pulls no punches. ”

“Zombies and Shit” Carlton Mellick III — Battle Royale meets Return of the Living Dead in this post-apocalyptic action adventure. Twenty people wake to find themselves in a boarded-up building in the middle of the zombie wasteland. They soon realize they have been chosen as contestants on a popular reality show cal ed Zombie Survival. Each contestant is given a backpack of supplies and a unique weapon. Their goal: be the first to make it through the zombie-plagued city to the pick-up zone alive.

A campy, trashy, punk rock gore fest.

“Slaughterhouse High” Robert Devereaux — It’s prom night in the Demented States of America. A place where schools are built with secret passageways, rebellious teens get zippers installed in their mouths and genitals, and once a year one couple is slaughtered and the bits of their bodies are kept as souvenirs. But something’s gone terribly wrong when the secret killer starts claiming a far higher body count than usual…

“A major talent! ”

“The Book of a Thousand Sins” Wrath James White — Welcome to a world of Zombie nymphomaniacs, psychopathic deities, voodoo surgery, and murder-ous priests. Where mutilation sex clubs are in vogue and torture machines are sex toys. No one makes it out alive — not even God himself.

“If Wrath James White doesn’t make you cringe, you must be riding in the wrong end of a hearse.”

“The Haunter of the Threshold” Edward Lee-

There is something very wrong with this backwater town. Suicide notes, magic gems, and haunted cabins await her. Plus the woods are filled with monsters, both human and otherworldly. And then there are the horrible tentacles… Soon Hazel is thrown into a battle for her life that will test her sanity and sex drive. The sequel to H.P. Lovecraft’s The Haunter of the Dark is Edward Lee’s most pornographic novel to date!

“Apeshit” Carlton Mellick III —Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q. Six hipster teens go to a cabin in the woods inhabited by a deformed killer. An incredibly fucked-up parody of B-horror movies with a bizarro slant

“The new gold standard in unstoppable fetus-fucking kill-freakomania… Genuine all-meat hardcore horror meets unadulterated Bizarro brainwarp strangeness. The results are beyond jaw-dropping, and fill me with pure, unforgivable joy. ”

“Super Fetus” Adam Pepper —Try to abort this fetus and he’ll kick your ass!

“The story of a self-aware fetus whose moral y bankrupt mother is desperately trying to abort him. This darkly humorous novel a will surely appall and upset a sizable percentage of people who read it… In-your-face, allegorical social commentary. ”

“Rock and Roll Reform School Zombies” Bryan Smith —Sex, Death, and Heavy Metal! The Southern Illinois Music Reeducation Center specializes in “de-metalling” — a treatment to cure teens of their metal loving, devil worshiping ways. A program that subjects its prisoners to sexual abuse, torture, and brain-washing. But tonight things get much worse. Tonight the flesh-eating zombies come… Rock and Rol Reform School Zombies is Bryan Smith’s tribute to “Return of the Living Dead” and “The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: the Metal Years.”

“The Vegan Revolution… with Zombies” David Agranoff — Thanks to a new miracle drug the cute little pig no longer feels a thing as she is led to the slaughter. The only problem? Once the drug enters the food supply anyone who eats it is infected. From fast food burgers to free-range organic eggs, eating animal products turns people into shambling brain-dead zombies — not even vegetarians are safe!

“A perfect blend of horror, humor and animal activism.”

“Necro Sex Machine” Andre Duza —America post apocalypse… a toxic wasteland populated by blood-thristy scavengers, mutated animals, and roving bands of organized militias wing for control of civilized society’s leftovers. Housed in small settlements that pepper the wasteland, the survivors of the third world war struggle to rebuild amidst the scourge of sickness and disease and the constant threat of attack from the horrors that roam beyond their borders. But something much worse has risen from the toxic fog.