Brett McBean - Tales of Sin and Madness

The Saviour gazed at him with intense, piercing eyes. He reeked something terrible — a combination of garbage, urine and alcohol — but when he opened his mouth to speak, Aleister stumbled backwards.

Good Christ! The stench that wafted from his maw was not of this world.

“He spoke to me and told me to find six people,” the old man said, softly. “Six people who will be spared the wrath of His almighty. He told me I would know them, and indeed I found them all, except for one. Until now. You are the last one, Mr. Donaldson. I am your saviour and you will stay here and do as I say.”

“He? You mean…?”

The Saviour nodded. He then picked out what looked like a baked bean from the tangle of his beard and popped the little morsel into his mouth. “Come, sit.”

By day Aleister was a powerful broker, someone who knew what it meant to be on top, and most definitely knew how to stay there. He was good at barking orders, at getting someone else to wipe the shit from his ass; so why in god’s name was he letting some old vagrant lead him to a vacant crate? Why was he sitting beside some stinking garbage-feeder who looked like Abe Lincoln’s great grandfather?

Either I’m still dreaming or I’ve gone completely crazy.

No, I’m just going to rest up for awhile, sober up and then get the hell out of here. No harm in that. Hell, this might even be amusing. A good story to tell on Monday. Aleister turned to the bum sitting next to him. The gangly old codger turned, farted and extended his hand. “Hi boss. Name’s Jack.” He had cold eyes set deep within a very thin and filthy face.

Aleister declined the offer of shaking hands. He may have been a cheating, bombastic prick, but he was no diseased wino. “Nice to meet you, Jack. I’m worth millions.”

Jack frowned and took back his arm.

“You got a last name, Jack?”

Jack smiled and it wasn’t a pretty sight. “Surely do. The Ripper.”

It took a moment for Aleister to put the two together. He nodded. “Right. Okay. Just don’t slit my throat.”

“Why would I do that?” Jack said, frowning again.

“Never mind,” Aleister said.

“I say we get this meeting started,” one of the bums that had yet to speak said. “Court’s now in session.”

“I don’t see a judge or any bailiffs,” Aleister quipped.

The man turned and faced Aleister. He looked a tad younger than the others and had a stern glare. “Well then, sir, you are an idiot. The Saviour is the judge and we are the bailiffs.”

Something vaguely familiar about this man…

“Who’s the defendant?” Aleister inquired.

“The world, of course.”

“Lawyers?”

“We act as both bailiffs and lawyers.”

“Impressive,” Aleister said, wading through the swamp that was his memory, trying to remember where he had seen this man before.

“Judge Stevens turn around. We have important business to discuss.”

“Holy crap!” Aleister cried. “You’re Judge Henry Stevens? The same Judge who tried that actor fifteen odd years ago? Who was it…?”

“Bruce Harris,” Judge Stevens said with a nod. “Yes, I do believe that’s I.” He looked almost proud that someone had recognised him.

Aleister remembered from the television a stately, impeccably groomed man with a soft face and a rich voice. The person sitting two crates in front was gaunt and had glazed eyes. His gray beard was knotted and full of odd bits of food and beside him was an old briefcase that looked as battered and had it as the Judge did. “Christ man, what happened?”

Judge Stevens huffed. “Bruce Harris.” He turned back around. “Court’s now in session. Our Saviour presiding.”

The Saviour sighed and stroked his Z.Z. Top style beard. “Thank you, Judge.”

“Welcome,” Judge Stevens said in a deep voice.

Unbelievable , Aleister thought, and felt some pity for the guy.

“Rat’s hungry,” Broadway Queen announced. “We need to feed Rat. Anybody got any food?”

“Peaches!”

“Rat doesn’t like peaches,” Broadway Queen said. “He only likes roast carrots.”

“Roast Rat!” cried Peaches and everyone in the room — including Aleister — laughed. Everyone except Broadway Queen. She held Rat up to her face and muttered, “Don’t listen to them Rat. They’re a bunch of meanies. Yes they are.”

“I don’t think he can hear you,” Jack said.

“I think he’s deaf,” Judge Stevens said.

That rodent’s about as deaf as you people are sane , Aleister thought, but kept quiet. He didn’t want to upset anyone.

“Can we all please quiet down and discuss the plan?” the Saviour pleaded. He reached behind, grabbed an imaginary glass and drank whatever was supposed to be in it. “Ah,” he said and placed the invisible glass back on the counter. “Okay, can we begin?”

“I’ve already announced that court’s in session,” Judge Stevens said. “I can’t do anymore than that, can I?” His face began to turn red.

“No, you can’t,” the Saviour said.

The Judge nodded.

“Peaches needs to pee!” cried Peaches.

The Saviour rolled his blood-shot eyes and sighed heavily. “The end is nigh. But okay, if you need to pee, then pee.”

Not a bad idea .

Aleister stood.

Beside him Jack gasped. “No, please don’t kill me. I’ve got no money. I’m only a whore. A filthy, penniless unfortunate.”

“But I thought…” Aleister shrugged. “Never mind. Don’t worry, old Jack, I won’t kill you.”

“Oh thank you sir.” He bowed his head and muttered what might’ve been a prayer.

“And where do you think you’re going?” the Saviour asked.

“To the bathroom — that is allowed, isn’t it?”

“Well…”

“Peaches is going.”

Aleister watched as Peaches stood, unzipped his pants and unburdened himself on the floor.

Aleister shook his head then started towards the men’s room. “I won’t be long.”

“The end is nigh,” the Saviour repeated. “We have to get going as soon as possible.”

“Noted, boss. Don’t worry, it won’t take long. If I need to take a dump, do I have to get your permission again?”

“Permission?” The Saviour looked baffled.

“Permission to do peaches,” Peaches uttered, finishing up his business.

“Just hurry back.”

“Sure,” Aleister said, and glanced at the puddle on the floor, caught a whiff of its rank smell, then turned away, to the only person in the room that had yet to speak. As he walked past, he saw that the woman was dark — not only dark skinned, but dark in nature — for she wore a black shawl around her head and had blank eyes. She was breathing, so at least that quelled any concerns that the woman had passed on, but she didn’t move or twitch or anything. Just sat there staring at the Saviour.

Fucking creepy , Aleister thought.

He entered the men’s room and stepped up to one of the urinals. He emptied his bladder in a torrent of left over alcohol, and feeling better for it, decided to try and vomit up any last remaining poisons from his body. It wasn’t hard to do — the smell in the bathroom alone would’ve made him gag anyway.

He was just finishing up, when he heard a small squeaking sound from behind. He washed his mouth out, straightened, and turned to the row of stalls.

The noise came again.

Aleister walked up to the only stall with its door closed and pushed it open. He jumped back, sickened.

He hated rats. Especially live ones. There must have been at least ten of them — big New York suckers, most the size of a small poodle.

Aleister wanted to close the stall door but didn’t want to get that close to them.