Mark Hodder - Expedition to the Mountains of the Moon

On the city's main highways, electric lighting saturated the fog and made it glow a dirty orange. Black flakes drifted down and settled on Burton's shoulders and top hat. He wound a scarf around his face and, leaning heavily on his sword cane, walked a little way along Pall Mall then turned left onto Regent Street. Despite the late hour, the traffic hadn't cleared and the pavements were still crowded with bad-tempered pedestrians, so he turned right and took to the backstreets, which, though dark and filthy, at least afforded a quicker passage.

He cursed himself for drinking so much. He wasn't recovered enough to cope with drunkenness; it made him feel ill and weak.

From alley to alley, he walked past huddled shapes and broken windows, lost his bearings, and drifted too far northward.

He found himself in a network of narrow passages. A raggedly dressed man stepped out of the darkness and brandished a dagger. Burton drew his sword cane and smiled viciously. The man backed away, held up his hands, said, “No 'arm meant, guv'nor!” and ran away.

The explorer pushed on, turned left, stumbled over a discarded crate and kicked it angrily. Two rats emerged from beneath it and scurried away.

He leaned against a lamppost. He was shaking.

“Pull yourself together, you blockhead!” he growled. “Get home!”

He noticed a faded flier pasted to the post and read it:

Work disciplines your spirit

Work develops your character

Work strengthens your soul

Do not allow machines to do your work!

It was old Libertine propaganda. They'd been a force to be reckoned with a couple of years ago, but now the Technologists dominated and the Libertines were ridiculed in the newspapers. What, Burton wondered, would the world be like if the shoe had been on the other foot?

He resumed his journey.

What if Edward Oxford had never jumped back through time? The Libertines and Technologists owed their existence to him-would the world be so different if they'd never existed?

Edward Oxford.

It all went back to him. All the alternate histories had been made possible by his interference.

Burton turned another corner and stopped. He'd entered a long straight lane bordered by high brick walls, and despite the gloom and the fog, he recognised it-for he'd unconsciously drifted to the very spot where he'd had his first encounter with Oxford-with Spring Heeled Jack.

Richard Francis bloody Burton!

Your destiny lies elsewhere!

Do you understand?

Do what you're supposed to do!

The words echoed in his mind, and he said aloud now what he'd said then: “How can I possibly know what I'm supposed to do? How can I know?”

“What?” came a voice.

Burton turned. A vagrant had shuffled out of the fog.

“Was ye a-talkin' to me, mister?”

“No.”

“I thought ye said sumfink.”

“I did. I was-I was just thinking aloud.”

“Ah, rightio. I do that. They say it's the first sign o' madness, don't they? Can ye spare a copper? I ain't ‘ad nuffink to eat, not fer a couple o’ days, leastways.”

Burton fished in his pocket, pulled out a coin, and flipped it to the man. He turned to go, but then paused and said to the beggar: “How can I possibly know what I'm supposed to do?”

“Heh! Ye just carry on carryin' on, don'tcha, mate! Fate'll do the rest!”

Burton sighed, nodded, and walked out of the alley.

Needs pruning, hard against the stem.

Do what you're supposed to do!

Lee-Enfield Mk III. Manufactured in Tabora, Africa, 1918.

The source of the Nile!

Edward Oxford.

The source!

Burton sat up, jolted out of his sleep.

Had that been Bertie Wells's voice or Algernon Swinburne's?

He looked at the four corners of his bedroom.

Nobody's voice. A dream.

He sat up, poured a glass of water from the jug on his bedside table, then opened a drawer and took out a small vial. Its label read Saltzmann's Tincture. He added three drops of its contents to the water, drank it, and stood up. After washing and wrapping his jubbah around himself, the king's agent went downstairs and was served a hearty breakfast by Mrs. Angell. He then went to his dressing room and outfitted himself in shabby workmen's clothing.

It was early on Thursday morning.

Burton caught a hansom to Limehouse. When it became ensnarled in traffic halfway there, he left it and walked the rest of the distance. He made his way along Limehouse Cut until he came to an abandoned factory, climbed one of its chimneys, and dropped three pebbles into its flue. The Beetle responded to the summons. The head of the League of Chimney Sweeps, who'd been safely transported from the Arabian Desert back to his home, reported that, on Captain Lawless's recommendation, Willy Cornish had received a government grant to put him through private schooling, while Vincent Sneed had been released from the Cairo prison and was now working as a funnel scrubber at an airfield in South London.

Satisfied, the king's agent left the mysterious boy with a satchel of books and made his way homeward.

It was almost midday by the time he turned the corner of Montagu Place. He saw Mr. Grub, his local street vendor, standing in the fog with a forlorn expression on his face.

“Hallo, Mr. Grub. Where's your barrow?”

“It got knocked over by a bleedin' omnipede, Cap'n,” the man replied. “Smashed to smithereens, it was.”

“I'm sorry to hear that,” Burton replied. “But you have your Dutch oven, still?”

“Nope. It was crushed by one o' them lumbering great mega-dray horses.”

“But Mr. Grub, if you can't sell shellfish or hot chestnuts, what the dickens are you standing here for?”

The vendor shrugged helplessly. “It's me patch, Cap'n. Me pa stood on it, an' his pa afore him! It's where I belong, ain't it!”

Burton couldn't think how to reply to that, so he settled for a grunted response and made to move away.

“'Scusin' me askin', Cap'n-”

The explorer stopped and turned back.

“Did you ever find it?”

“Find what, Mr. Grub?”

“The source, sir. The source of the Nile.”

“Ah. Yes. As a matter of fact I did.”

“Good on you! That's bloomin' marvellous, that is! An' was it worth it?”

Burton swallowed. His heart suddenly hammered in his chest. He blinked the corrosive fog from his eyes.

“No, Mr. Grub. It wasn't worth it at all. Not in the slightest bit.”

The vendor nodded slowly, as if with deep understanding.

“Aye,” he said. “I have it in mind that the source o' things ain't never what you expect 'em to be.”

The king's agent touched the brim of his topper in farewell and walked the rest of the short distance home.

Burke and Hare were waiting for him.

“A moment, if you please, gentlemen. I'd like to change into more suitable clothing, if you don't mind.”

He left them waiting in the hallway, went upstairs, removed his patched trousers and threadbare jacket, and put on a suit. He was on his way back down when Mrs. Angell came up from the kitchen, all pinafore and indignation.

“You'll not be going out again, Sir Richard!” she protested, with a scowl at Burke and Hare. “You'll leave him be, sirs! He's not a well man! He's infected with Africa!”

Damien Burke bowed and said, “I assure you, ma'am, I have nothing but the good captain's well-being in mind, isn't that so, Mr. Hare?”

“It is absolutely the case, Mr. Burke. Ma'am, were it not the last request of a condemned man, we wouldn't dream of imposing on Captain Burton.”

“It's all right, Mrs. Angell,” Burton interrupted. “The restorative quality of your incomparable cooking has put new life into me. I'm fit as can be.”