MaryJane Davidson - Undead and Uneasy

I finished with the stairs and slid open the huge door in front of me—down there, at least, the place looked like a warehouse. The door rattled past me, and the smell of mildew and sweat assaulted my delicate, queenish nostrils.

The first thing I saw was Antonia in a spacious cage, the kind they used to cage Dr. Lector in The Silence of the Lambs. She was shaking the bars, and I remembered how claustrophobic she was. Her dark hair was matted with sweat, and her face was pale; she stank to high heaven, and her clothes were filthy. Her big eyes rolled toward me, like an animal in a killing pen, and she greeted me with a shrieked, “Get me out! ”

Then I saw the coffins. Two of them, chained shut and draped with. . . were those rosaries? Yes. Dozens, covering almost every inch of the top of the coffins.

(Elizabeth)

I ran to the one nearest me and stripped the rosaries away, then yanked at the chains until they tore and bent in my hands. I didn't know how Marjorie had placed them—wearing asbestos gloves, maybe? I didn't care. I just had to get him out and face whatever hunger and crosses had done to him.

“Me first, me first, me firrrrssssssttttt!”

I flipped the top off the coffin and bit back a scream. Sinclair, yes. Incredibly wizened, incredibly old. Shrunken. Dried out. His lips were drawn back so his fangs were prominent. He looked a thousand years old. He looked dead.

“Oh my God!” I cried. “Oh, Sinclair! Tell me what to do! How can I—”

“Did your mother never teach you to call before dropping by? Oh, I'm prepared to validate your parking whenever you wish. How clever of you to park right out in the open like that.”

I spun so fast I nearly went sprawling. Marjorie was descending the last of the steps; I'd been so caught up in freeing Sinclair I'd never heard her.

“You cunt .”

“You infant.”

“Why?” I had to yell to be heard over Antonia's howls of rage. She was unusually bitchy during the full moon during the best of times. . . which this certainly was not. “Why did you do this?”

“You made it necessary.”

I wanted to cry. I wanted to scream. I wanted to punch her sly face in. “What the hell does that even mean?”

She stepped into the room, looking neat and trim in her tweed suit and sensible shoes. “He can't keep you in line. Case in point, your monthly newspaper column. Your autobiography, the fall fiction offering! You live your life openly—everyone around you knows your true nature. You collect people instead of living a solitary life. This is incredibly dangerous, to all you claim to rule. You left me no choice.”

“You don't agree with the way I live my life, and so you do this?”

“As I said, you forced me to.”

“Oh, right. Kidnapping, false imprisonment, torture. Blame me .”

She shrugged. “Unlike you, I do what must be done. Unlike him, I'm not besotted with your dubious charms. By keeping Sinclair under my control, I'll be able to keep you under control. Because someone has to take charge. And you clearly aren't up to it.”

“But—but—”

“I have him. I'll keep him. And I'll kill him the moment you don't do as I say.”

“But I am the queen!”

“You're a fluke. An accident. And now, you'll be my tool.”

She followed my glance into the open coffin. Sinclair was still doing his impersonation of a wizened mummy. “I knew he wouldn't go along with my idea. So I needed him to come and see me. He brought these two—unexpected, but I could deal with them.” She glared at Antonia, who was making an ungodly amount of noise rattling her bars.

“But why would he come see you so quickly?”

Her eyes narrowed. “Because I had information for him. Information is power; libraries are full of power. I can change records, reveal deaths, make up new ones, transfer ownership. I can change the facts, change history, if I like. I can grow my own power base and even presume to be queen myself someday, if I like. Eventually, I can discard you on the rubbish heap of rumor and misinformation. Betsy Taylor was no queen—she was a pretender, or a prophet, or whatever I'd like to make her. Who, exactly, will dispute the facts with me? The only vampires old enough to know better are in Europe. Would they argue if you die? If Sinclair did?”

I was trying to follow all this. “What information did you tell him you had?”

“I told him your engagement ring was cursed.”

“And he fell for that?”

“Of course. Because it is.”

“Aw, say it isn't so.” I examined my diamond and ruby ring. “Cursed how?”

“Did you ever read The Monkey's Paw? ”

“In high school.”

"What a pleasant surprise. Here I thought I'd have to show you the picture book. Well, as in that story, your ring grants wishes. But always at a cost. You see, the stones were stolen from an Egyptian tomb. They followed quite a path before they got to me. I split them up and spread their pieces around the world. For research purposes.

“One actually made it back to me here years ago, set in a beautiful antique ring. I buried it far enough away where it couldn't hurt me, but where I could still find it if I thought it might come in handy. And so it did, when Sinclair actually came to me a few months ago and asked me if I knew of any special jewelry he could give you for engagement purposes!” She laughed. “He actually paid me a quarter of a million dollars for it. I couldn't wait to see what you wished for.”

A thousand thoughts were whirling through my brain. The zombie, who showed up without explanation three months ago. Tina and Sinclair had tried, and failed, to figure out why it had come. They hadn't even known zombies existed. A total mystery, unsolved until now. But hadn't I wished for a real challenge when the Europeans were in town? A way to prove to myself that I was worthy of my title?

I had wished for everyone to go away and leave me alone—I had never felt more isolated than this past week.

And I had wished for a baby of my own. And then my father. . . and the Ant. . .

“Oh God,” I moaned. I was fairly certain I was going to pass out. I had killed my father! My father! (And the Ant.)

“So, seeing the new opportunity the ring afforded, I then breathlessly contacted the king and told him I had done more research on the stones and found out unpleasant facts. Naturally he came on the run.” She frowned at the other coffin. “With company.”

I figured Antonia must have had a last-​minute psychic flash and either accompanied Sinclair, or followed him. And Garrett had followed her. What a cluster-​fuck.

“Apparently she tried to talk him out of coming, but of course Sinclair is sensitive to vampire courtesy, and my great age. And came anyway. And so here we are.”

“You bitch.”

“Yes, yes. Now. Let's discuss my first orders to you.”

I dove at her. Well, the wall, as she neatly sidestepped. “Don't be tiresome,” she snapped. “You won't best me. Sinclair is incapacitated, and without him by your side, you are a nothing. A typo. No one has been able to harm me for over five hundred years. You—ow.”

I had punched her in the back and felt her ribs splinter. But fast as a snake, she'd gotten a grip on my arm and thrown me into the wall. I felt my nose break as it made brisk contact with the concrete.

I spun and slapped her so hard she staggered sideways, and I managed to avoid her elbow. I was going to kill this bitch twice. Not because she was a duplicitous cow. Not because she was trying to hurt and manipulate me. I was going to kill her for what she had done to him.

I heard a crunch as my knee broke, and I hobbled sideways, swiping at her with my good leg. With a grunt she went down, but before I could blink she was back on her feet, hoisting her sensible librarian skirt up and kicking me in the same knee that was still trying to grow back.