Gail Carriger - Timeless

Conall offered his assistance with the maneuver. Alexia made note that while they had not bothered to remove her dress, Conall was quite naked, and Genevieve was wearing some kind of gentleman’s undergarment as a bathing costume. Behind her, on the shore, Alexia could make out Zayed’s balloon, mostly deflated, and a party of human shadows that must be made up of Zayed’s family and the crew of Genevieve’s dahabiya. They were engaging in some kind of trade, or meal, or both. Alexia could hear Prudence, with her usual lack of interest in water, shrieking with laughter. The infant was utterly unperturbed by her mother’s ailment or resulting damp predicament.

Madame Lefoux gestured behind her at the shore. “ This is Deir el-Bahri. You can make out some of the ruins of the temple behind our party. Beyond it is the Valley of the Kings. But this… this is the Eye of the Octopus.”

Alexia nodded. “Yes, I had figured as much.”

“Naville is young yet, but he hopes eventually to excavate here. I was sent to investigate, you know, the source .”

Alexia was one step ahead of her. “The source of the God-Breaker Plague. You too?”

Lord Maccon interrupted, “Whose temple did you say it was?”

“I didn’t, but Monsieur Naville believes it to be the mortuary temple of Queen Hatshepsut.”

At which Conall, quite unexpectedly, busted out with a great crack of booming laughter. It echoed out over the river. “Well, well, well, I’m certain she won’t like us visiting.”

Alexia frowned. “Mr. Zayed said much the same thing.”

Her husband continued. “And it could hardly be a mortuary temple. A metamorphosis temple, perhaps, but not mortuary.”

Alexia began to comprehend what he was getting at, almost falling backward into the Nile in her surprise. “Are you telling me…?”

“Matakara is Hatshepsut’s other name. Well, one of the many. You didn’t know?”

“Of course I didn’t know! Why should I? And why didn’t you tell me? My goodness, she really is very old!”

Lord Maccon tilted his handsome head in that annoying way of his that was meant to be coy. “I dinna think it was of particular import.”

“Oh, dinna you? Wonderful. And now, do you think it might be important now ?” Alexia thought even harder, difficult to do with the sense of repulsion pressing in against her brain. She splashed her head back down into the river, immediately feeling better. She resurfaced, wondering at the no-doubt-horrible state of her hair, pleased that someone at least had thought to remove her hat and parasol before her dunking. “But, Conall, didn’t you once tell me that Ancient Egypt was ruled by werewolves?”

“Only inasmuch as Ancient Rome was ruled by vampires. There were still vampires around Egypt, even then. Hatshepsut was quite an upset. Made some people very angry. Tuthmosis, of course, put everything to rights again. He was one of ours .”

“It makes no sense. Why would Matakara’s temple be the epicenter of the God-Breaker Plague? Why would a vampire be involved in such a thing? Her kind, too, would be exterminated.”

Genevieve Lefoux said, “May I suggest we look to the scientific evidence, and the reality of the situation first, and speculate afterward?”

“I take it you haven’t yet explored the temple?” Alexia was surprised.

“I only recently arrived here myself. We were mooring when your balloon touched down. How did you, by the way, manage to convince a Drifter to carry you?”

“I am supposed to right my father’s wrong,” replied Alexia cryptically, twisting up her face in disdain.

“Goodness, which of the many?” the inventor wanted to know. “Anyway, the temple is completely unexcavated, so it is still filled with sand. It would take years to dig it out. I wouldn’t know where to start.”

Alexia splashed at her. “My dear Genevieve, I don’t see that our answers are going to lie inside the temple.”

“No?”

“No. Remember what we have found out, that preternatural touch requires air—preferably dry air—to work? Don’t you think dead preternaturals might function the same way?”

“Dead preternaturals? Is that our source?”

Alexia only pursed her lips.

“How long have you known that might be a possibility?”

“Since Scotland.”

“The artifact of humanization was a mummy?”

“Of a preternatural, yes.”

“But why didn’t you tell me?”

Alexia gave her sometime friend a very funny look.

Madame Lefoux clearly understood. Alexia could not reveal such a dangerous scientific fact to a member of the OBO. “You think we should look for the epicenter outside the temple?”

“Indeed I do.”

“Can you manage it?”

Alexia frowned. “I can manage anything if we get some answers at the end of it.”

Thinking of the fact that she had recently fainted, Conall said, “We’ll bring water along and keep your dress as damp as possible. That might help.”

“Oh.” Alexia felt guilty for maligning her husband’s actions in her head. “Is that why you chucked me into the Nile fully clothed?”

Lord Maccon made a funny face. “Of course, dear.”

They paddled to shore and climbed out onto the muddy bank. The moment she was free of the river, Alexia began to feel that awful sense of repulsion against her skin.

“I think I may have to sleep in the river tonight,” she said to no one in particular.

“You’ve done stranger things, I suppose,” was her husband’s reply.

Early the next morning, before the heat of the sun, Lady Maccon, Lord Maccon, and Madame Lefoux climbed up the hill above Hatshepsut’s temple—or squelched up in Alexia’s case. She was all pruned from a night spent in the river, a kind of hammock having been made to support her while she slept. It had not been very restful at all, and she was peevish and annoyed as a result. A trail of Egyptians followed in their wake, each carrying a large urn or canteen of river water. At Alexia’s signal, one would step forward and splash her with it, rather too enthusiastically and much to Prudence’s amusement.

“Mama, wet!”

“Yes, darling.” Alexia could almost hear her daughter’s adult commentary behind the baby phrases: Sooner you than me, Mother .

The sand-covered hill they scaled formed the back part of the roof of the temple, where it had been carved into the side of a cliff. Alexia took the lead, despite her damp dress hindering her stride, her parasol raised against the vicious sun. Then came Genevieve, and then Conall and Prudence. They left Zayed and family back at camp.

It was there, on the top of that hill, they began to see the bodies. Or to be more precise, the mummies. Or to be even more precise, it was where Lord Maccon accidentally stepped on a long-dead preternatural.

It made a sad, dry, cracking noise and let out a little puff of brown dust.

“Conall, do be careful! Inhale one of those and you could be mortal forever! Or something equally nasty.”

“Yes, dear.” The earl wrinkled his nose and shook off his boot.

Madame Lefoux held up a hand and they all stopped walking and simply looked. They could see down the sloping back side of the hill the eight long pathways out into the desert.

“Ghost trails,” said Alexia, repeating Zayed.

“I hardly think so. Quite the opposite.” Madame Lefoux was crouched down examining one of the bodies.

They were all mummies, or at least they looked to be mummies. As they followed along one of the trails down the hill, they eventually came across unwrapped bodies, baked and charred into a mummylike state by the dry desert sun. A thin coating of sand covered most of them, but once brushed aside, it became clear that it was these bodies that formed the octopus’s tentacles. Hundreds of mummies, stretching out into the desert, spaced farther and farther apart. Maximizing the expansion, perhaps? Each one was marked by a headstone, some made of carved rock or wood. They bore no legend or the names of the dead. They were all carved with the same shape—or to be precise, two shapes, an ankh, broken.