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MaryJane Davidson: Undead and Unwelcome

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"Ms. Davidson has her own brand of wit and shocking surprises that make her vampire series on of a kind" ( ). And heroine Betsy Taylor has problems that only a suburban vampire-queen housewife could possibly understand, such as... FIFTY THOUSAND ANGRY WEREWOLVES. That's what Betsy is facing when she takes her werewolf friend Antonia's body to Cape Cod, where the Pack resides at Wyndham Manor. Because Antonia died in her service, Betsy is alive and well—and wracked with guilt. She has no idea if the Wyndham werewolves will greet her with fangs or friendship. While Betsy and her husband, Sinclair, try to make nice, their legal ward, BabyJon, freaks out every werewolf he meets. Meanwhile, Betsy's posse back at the St. Paul mansion is not LOLing. Increasingly frantic e-mails alert Betsy to her half sister's increasingly erratic behavior. Looks like the devil's daughter is coming into her own—and raising hell. All in the name of making Betsy's life easier, of course.

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“Taking off now, ladies and gents,” Cooper said, the party pooper.

Sinclair took his hand away and picked up the paper; I just stared at the ceiling. That was how we began the long taxi toward a place I had never been and didn’t particularly want to go.

With a corpse somewhere under my feet. Mustn’t forget that.

Chapter 5

A few hours later, we were descending the stairs (except for Cooper, who stayed behind to do whatever it is pilots do after passengers exit) to the Logan Airport tarmac.

I winced when I saw Antonia’s coffin brought out and carefully laid down.

For such a huge airport, I was surprised at how quiet Logan was . . . it seemed almost deserted. I figured that was because we were at the part where they parked the private planes.

Three people were waiting for us on the tarmac, clustered around a vehicle that was a cross between a limo and a hearse.

I recognized them right away. Michael Wyndham, Pack leader (and, though this wasn’t the time or place, so so cute, with golden brown hair and calm yellow eyes). His wife, Jeannie, a blonde with a head full of fluffy curls (must be hell in the humidity). And Derik, one of Michael’s werewolves, also yummilicious with short-​cropped yellow blond hair and green eyes. Was being gorgeous written into the werewolf genetic code?

Well, wait. Jeannie was human, though the others weren’t. We’d met the week I got married (long, long story) and I’d gotten a bit of her history then. I guess, for Michael and Jeannie, it had been love at first sight.

As opposed to the loathe on first sight it had been for Sinclair and me. Ah, memories.

If nothing else, I hoped that my prior meeting with Jeannie might help smooth things over. The woman had helped me pick out my wedding gown, for heaven’s sake. There was a bond there, dammit.

I’d met Derik and Michael that same week, and though Michael gave off “cool leader” vibes, Derik was a ball of good-​humored energy.

Usually.

We faced each other through a long, uncomfortable silence. Finally, I cleared my throat to say something when Derik walked over to the coffin and started to—

Oh, man. He wasn’t. He wasn’t. He . . . was. He was lifting the lid off.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea,” my husband said quietly, and I seized his hand and squeezed, which would have pulverized the bones in an ordinary human’s hand, but would have as much effect on Sinclair as a mosquito bite.

He squeezed back, which hurt.

“Derik, Eric’s right,” Michael warned. Under the fluorescent lights, he was as pale as milk. They all were, actually. Poor, poor guys. I wasn’t sure who I pitied more: the dead Antonia or the living Pack members.

“I need to be sure,” Derik insisted, and I winced again. The poor guy had pinned all his hopes on the chance that we’d gotten another werewolf mixed up with Antonia, which was so dumb I wanted to cry.

The lid was all the way up. Derik stared inside for a long moment and then, with infinite care, slowly lowered the lid.

Then he started to howl.

Chapter 6

We were all shocked, even his friends were shocked. Derik, normally a man of sunny temperament (at least from what I’d seen a few months back), was roaring like a rabid bear. Then he raised his fists over his head and brought them crashing down on the coffin lid, which instantly gave way.

Suddenly it was hard for me to swallow. Suddenly I wanted a drink in the worst way. Any drink. A smoothie, a frozen mudslide, blood, gasoline, Clorox, whatever.

Derik was glaring at me with eyes that were hard to look away from. “You might have washed her face, at least.”

This was my evening for wincing, except this time it was almost a flinch. Because Derik was right . . . but then, was I wrong in trying to show respect for whatever rituals they had?

Jessica coughed and spoke up, attempting to save my ass. “We, um, didn’t want to offend you guys.”

“Offend?” Derik spat. And in a flash, I remembered Antonia once telling me that her only real friend in the Pack was Derik. “Offend?”

Crash! More fist-​sized holes in the lid, which he seemed determined to convert into thousands of velvet-​tipped toothpicks. I took a step forward . . . only to feel Sinclair’s hand close around my bicep and gently pull me back.

He was right, of course. This wasn’t about me, and stomping into the middle of it would have been grossly inappropriate. And yet. And still. I couldn’t stand seeing anyone—even a bare acquaintance—in so much pain.

My feet seemed determined to disobey my brain, because they took another slow step . . . and Sinclair tugged me back, not so gently this time.

“You never should have gone!” Derik was yelling into the coffin. “You stupid bitch! You left your Pack!”

Nobody said anything to that, big surprise. Because, again, it was the truth.

“All right, that’s enough,” Michael said calmly. His copper-​colored eyes looked almost orange in the fluorescents. “Let’s take her home, Derik.”

So into the back Antonia went, the way back where there were no seat belts, because none were needed.

Jeannie drove; Michael sat beside her in the front. Derik sat across from us in the back. Looking through us, not at us.

No one said a word during the entire ninety-​minute drive to Cape Cod.

Chapter 7

Jesus!” I gasped, staring out the window. Sinclair flinched, but I was used to his twitches. “This is where you live?” I asked, feeling like I had straw in my hair and cow shit on my heels. All I needed were a few “hyuk, hyuks!” to complete the picture. “You live here?”

“Yes,” Michael said shortly as he drove to the main entrance. I pressed my face up against the window so hard my nose squashed. Thanks to no longer being addicted to oxygen, I didn’t fog up the glass, at least.

It was a castle.

No, really. A castle. On Cape Cod! And I wasn’t the only impressed yokel: both Jessica (who’d napped all the way here, like BabyJon) and Sinclair (who’d grown up on a farm a zillion years ago) were staring out their windows, too.

Gravel crunched beneath the wheels as we neared the castle of red bricks and red stones with about a zillion windows, set square in the middle of a huge field of green, with the Atlantic Ocean right behind it and stretching all the way into a gray forever. If it looked this magical at night, how, oh how, would it look during the day?

I promised myself I would find out. If you’re going to get stuck with an eternal membership card of the undead, being the prophesied queen was the way to go. Not only did I wake up in the afternoon, instead of sunset, but I could go outside. I’d never burn up, not to mention worry about wrinkles and freckles. It was like getting your hand stamped at a club, only a zillion times cooler.

I realized I was still sitting in the car like a startled blond lump, and yanked on the door handle. I could hear the murmur of waves as I got out of the limo. Could smell the salt in the air, the sweetness of the grass field. Tilted my head back and looked at a sky of stars I had never seen before, dangling over the pure ocean.

I almost went into sensory overload, to be honest; it was a gorgeous night and, by God, it smelled gorgeous and I was absolutely loving my enhanced senses (which had not always been the case, believe me—don’t even get me started on Marc’s aftershave).

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