Philip Pullman: Once Upon a time in the North

Lee knew that one sure way to get into trouble of his own was to enquire too quickly into other people's. So he didn't give more than a swift glance at the area where the voices were raised, but he was curious too, and once he'd made a start on the pickled fish he said l<> the bartender:

'What's the discussion about over there?'

'That red-haired bastard van Breda can't set sail and leave. He's a Dutchman with a ship tied up in the harbour and they won't release his cargo from the warehouse. He's been driving everyone mad with his complaining. If he doesn't shut up soon I'm going to throw him out.'

'Oh,' said Lee. 'Why won't they release the cargo?'

'I don't know. Probably he hasn't paid the storage fee. Who cares?'

'Well,' said Lee, 'I guess he does.'

He turned round in a leisurely way and rested his elbows on the bar behind him. The man with the red hair was about fifty, stocky and high-coloured, and when one of the other men at the table tried to put a hand on his arm he shook it off violently, upsetting a glass. Seeing what he'd done, the Dutchman put both hands to his head in a gesture that looked more like despair than fury. Then he tried placating the man whose beer he'd spilt, but that went wrong too, and he banged both fists on the table and shouted through the hubbub.

'Such a frenzy!' said a voice beside Lee. 'He'll work himself into a heart attack, wouldn't you say?'

Lee turned to see a thin, hungry-looking man in a

faded black suit that was a little too big for him.

'Could be,' he said.

'Are you a stranger here, sir?'

'Just flew in.'

'An aeronaut! How exciting! Well, things are really looking up in Novy Odense. Stirring times!'

'I hear they've struck oil,' said Lee.

'Indeed. The town is positively palpitating with excitement. And there's to be an election for Mayor this very week. There hasn't been so much news in Novy Odense for years and years.'

'An election, eh? And who are the candidates?'

'The incumbent Mayor, who will not win, and a very able candidate called Ivan Dimitrovich Poliakov, who will. He is on the threshold of a great career. He will really put our little town on the map! He will use the mayoralty as the stepping stone to a seat in the Senate at Novgorod, and then, who knows? He will be able to take his anti-bear campaign all the way to the mainland. But you, sir,' he went on, 'what has inspired your visit to Novy Odense?'

'I'm looking for innocent employment. As you say, I'm an aeronaut by profession...'

He noticed the other man's glance, which had strayed to the belt under Lee's coat. In leaning back against the bar, Lee had let the coat fall away to reveal the pistol he kept at his waist, which an hour or two before had done duty as a hammer.

'And a man of war, I see,' said the other.

'Oh no. Every fight I've been in, I tried to run away

from. This is just a matter of personal decoration. Hell, I ain't even sure I know how to fire this, uh, what is it

- revolvolator or something...'

'Ah, you're a man of wit as well!'

'Tell me something,' said Lee. 'Just now you mentioned an anti-bear campaign. Now I've just come here through the town, and I couldn't help noticing the bears. That's a curious thing to me, because I never seen creatures like that before. They just free to roam around as they please?'

The thin man picked up his empty glass and elaborately tried to drain it before setting it back down on the bar with a sigh.

'Oh, now let me fill that for you,' said Lee. 'It's warm work explaining things to a stranger. What are you drinking?'

The bartender produced a bottle of expensive cognac, to Lee's resigned amusement and a click of annoyance from Hester's throat.

'Very kind, sir, very kind,' said the thin man, whose butterfly-daemon opened her resplendent wings once or twice on his shoulder. 'Allow me to introduce myself

- Oskar Sigurdsson is my name - poet and journalist. And you, sir?'

'Lee Scoresby, aeronaut for hire.'

They shook hands.

'You were telling me about bears,' prompted Lee, after a look at his own glass, which was nearly empty and would have to remain so.

'Yes, indeed. Worthless vagrants. Bears these days

are sadly fallen from what they were. Once they had a great culture, you know - brutal, of course, but noble in its own way. One admires the true savage, uncorrupted by softness and ease. Several of our great sagas recount the deeds of the bear-kings. I myself am working - have been for some time - on a poem in the old metres which will tell of the fall of Ragnar Lokisson, the last great king of Svalbard. I would be glad to recite it for you

'Nothing I'd like more,' said Lee hastily; 'I'm mighty partial to a good yarn. But maybe another time. Tell me about the bears I saw out in the streets.'

'Vagrants, as I say. Scavengers, drunkards, many of them. Degraded specimens every one. They steal, they drink, they lie and cheat -'

'They lie?'

'You can depend on it.'

'You mean they speak?'

'Oh, yes. You didn't know? They used to be fine ( raftsmen too - skilful workers in metal - but not this generation. All they can manage now is coarse welding, rough work of that kind. The armour they have now is crude, ugly -' ' Armour T

'Not allowed to wear it in town, of course. They make it, you know, a piece at a time, as they grow older. By the time they're fully mature they have the full set. But as I say, it's rough, crude stuff, with none of the finesse of the great period. The fact is that nowadays they're merely parasites, the dregs of a dying race, and it would be better for us all if -'

He never finished his sentence, because at that point the bartender had had enough of the Dutchman's troubles, and came out from behind the bar with a heavy stick in his hand. Warned by the faces around him, the Captain stood up and half turned unsteadily, his face a dull red, his eyes glittering, and spread his hands; but the bartender raised his stick, and was about to bring it down when Lee moved.

He sprang between the two men, seized the Captain's wrists, and said, 'Now, Mr Bartender, you don't need to hit a man when he's drunk; there's a better way to deal with this kind of thing. Come on, Captain, there's fresh air outside. This place is bad for your complexion.'

'What the hell is this to do with you?' the bartender shouted.

'Why, I'm the Captain's guardian angel. You want to put that stick down?'

Til put it down on your goddamn head!'

Lee dropped the Captain's wrists and turned to face the bartender squarely.

'You try that, and see what happens next,' he said.

Silence in the bar; no one moved. Even the Captain only blinked and looked blurrily at the tense little stand­off in front of him. Lee was perfectly ready to fight, and the bartender could see it, and after a few moments he lowered the stick and growled sullenly, 'You too. Get out.'

'Just what me and the Captain had in mind,' Lee said. 'Now stand aside.'

He took the Captain's arm and guided the man out through the crowded bar-room. As the door swung shut behind them he heard the bartender call, 'And don't come back.'

The Captain swayed and leaned against the wall, and then blinked again and focused his eyes.

'Who are you?' he said, and then, 'No, I don't care who you are. Go to hell.'

He stumbled away. Lee watched him go, and scratched his head.

'We been here less than an hour,' said Hester, 'and you already got us thrown out of a bar.'