Alastair Archibald - A mage in the making

"They told me I'd find you here," the stranger said, in a pleasant, friendly baritone. "My name is Erek Garan, and I am attempting, for my sins, to mould a motley assortment of cracked warblers and flat-footed hoofers into something that approximates a musical entertainment. I understand that you are quite a good singer. Would you be interested in trying for a part in the show?"

"I am Grimm Afelnor, Sir Erek," Grimm said carefully, "and I would really like to help you any way I can." The Students had been told to speak respectfully to their elders, and this was also firmly ensconced in the Rules.

"'Erek' will be fine, Grimm. I'm no Mage or Adept. Until recently, in fact, I was a Student just like you. I'm a Neophyte, halfway between a cur and a Sir. Like a stray dog, I am more used to being addressed as 'Hey, you'."

Grimm smiled broadly at Erek's cheery demeanour. Even without access to his Mage Sight, which he now knew would be considered impolite, he could tell this was an intelligent, good-humoured person who was slow to anger.

"Erek, I'd really like to sing with you, if I can," Grimm said, pleased that this lofty Neophyte had chosen to approach a lowly Student. "I have a friend called Madar who's a very good singer, and another friend called Argand who can't sing at all, but I know he likes to dance. They're rich boys, but not at all snobby. Can they come, too?"

At that moment, as if they had been summoned, Madar and Argand burst into the room, dishevelled and muddy. "Grimm," Madar cried, "You'll never guess what that idiot… oh, sorry, Sir." He broke off, noticing the presence of Erek.

"Breaches of Rules 1.7.1, 1.7.3 and 2.2.6, unless I am sorely mistaken," intoned Erek, in a fair imitation of the glacial Crohn, as Madar, Grimm and Argand looked aghast, "but, maybe, if you don't say anything, I won't, either. I would, however, point out that some of the older Adepts take their afternoon naps in here, and they're not as forgiving as I am. Best to keep it quiet next time."

Grimm, remembering his manners, introduced Erek to his friends.

"I'm very pleased to meet you, Madar, Argand," Erek said, smiling. "I hear great things about you from young Grimm, here. Young talent should be encouraged. Will you accompany me to the assembly hall? I'm sure I can find you all something to do in the entertainment that I'm planning. Are you interested?"

With fervid nods of assent, the three friends followed Erek down the stairs and through the corridors to the assembly hall. On Grimm's first true day as a Student, his impression had been that the hall was small and cramped, due to the mass of people crammed into the room. Now, it seemed cavernous.

Numerous Students of varying ages milled about. Some of them sawed wood; others laid flat on the floor, painting huge canvases, and others practiced singing, dancing or speaking parts with companions in small groups around the hall. Grimm had never seen anything like it. It looked to be an exciting and fulfilling activity, and the sheer glamour of the enterprise held him spellbound.

Erek walked over to another boy of about the same age. Grimm could not hear what the two lads said, but he saw Erek gesticulate toward him and his friends.

The two youths moved towards the young Students.

"Gentlemen," Erek intoned, as if addressing a gathering of grandees, "This is Akral Sharetz, the stage manager and talent scout for the extravaganza we hope to stage here. If you can impress him, he has agreed to find you parts for the entertainment. We don't have as many youngsters as we had hoped for, so you have a good chance if you are talented."

A loud crash sounded from the back of the hall. "Hey, Farral!" Erek shouted, "Be careful there, those props cost money!" He dashed off, leaving Grimm and his friends with Akral, an old hand of fifteen or so, with sandy-coloured hair and a restless, adventurous air.

Akral folded his arms across his chest. "Well, boys, let's see what you can do, shall we? Let's have your party pieces."

Confidently, Madar assumed the pose of a Shalian Bard, his left leg crooked at the knee, his right arm resting at a jaunty angle on his hip and his left arm curved above his head.

"This is a charming old melody called 'I Met a Young Maiden at Buxom Fair'," he declared, for all the world like a worldly troubadour, winking at his small audience and starting to sing in a sweet treble that was at odds with the bawdy lyrics of the song. Grimm did not understand many of the words that flew so fluently from Madar's mouth, but he understood enough to know that the song was no genteel ballad.

Akral roared with laughter, and then clapped with enthusiasm as Madar finished the last stanza with a perfectly executed bow, sweeping an imaginary feathered cap from his head in a graceful arc.

"Well sung, Madar," said the fair youth, his face pink from his laughter. "I would wager you never learned that ditty at your mother's knee!"

Madar shrugged. "My Uncle Tomas was a merchant sailor," he said. "He picked up a lot of different songs from his travels."

Akral stood for a few moments, his eyes closed and his right index finger pressed over his lips.

"I am sure I have just the part for you," he said, his face clearing. "I would, however, advise you to restrain yourself from such… pungent lyrics in the presence of the Magemasters! I do trust you have some more decorous songs in your repertoire?"

"A few," Madar conceded.

"That's excellent," Akral replied. "Now… Gramm, is it? Ah, yes, Grimm. What do you have for our regalement; perhaps something a little more acceptable to delicate ears?"

Grimm racked his brain for songs. Clearing his throat, he said nervously, "I would like to sing 'I Had a Little Dog'."

Madar gave an indulgent laugh. "That's a little child's song!"

Akral admonished him with a raised finger. "More suitable than your steamy offering at least, you young lecher." Turning back to Grimm, he said, "Please, do continue."

Grimm had not sung the song for some time and, for a few panicked moments; he could not remember the lyric for the life of him. Then the first words, "I stopped outside a little shop", popped unbidden into his head, and the rest tumbled out of him like a waterfall. He had no idea of how well he had sung, but Akral applauded him at the end.

"The delivery was excellent, although you didn't really project." Grimm blinked; he had no idea what Akral meant.

"Project?"

"I mean, you sounded a little nervous and insincere," Akral explained. "Still, I am sure we can fix that. You're in."

Grimm felt a warm flush of pleasure and relief; he was looking forward to being a part of this noble enterprise.

"Your offering, please… Argand?"

Argand performed a series of pratfalls and tumbles that soon had Grimm, Madar and Akral laughing at his apparent haplessness, veering from one near-disaster to another, but never quite losing control.

"That's excellent, Argand," the older boy declared, when he had recovered from his own fit of laughter. "I'm sure we can find a place for you, too."

Akral inserted two fingers in his mouth and emitted a piercing whistle. All the boys in the hall looked up, and Akral waved his hand in Erek's direction.

Erek wandered back over and conversed quietly with his friend for a few moments.

Grimm could not hear what passed between Erek and Akral, but he saw them both nod.

Erek turned to the young Students and said, "I think we have some parts for you: Madar; you will take the part of a cheeky chimney-sweep called Banger. Grimm; you are a sad, tuneful urchin called Bowrite. Argand; are you happy to become a clumsy but faithful dog called Gagger. I trust you are happy with those roles?"

All three boys nodded eagerly, and Akral produced three thick sheaves of paper from a table at his side, giving one to each of them.