James Enge - This Crooked Way

He put his hand on the sword grip and drew the blade. His expression went blank.

It wasn't Morlock's sword, Tyrfing. The blade was only about four inches long, and on the bright steel surface was etched a name: PSEUDO-EXCALIBUR. The word or name meant nothing to me, but it obviously did to the old man: his pale wrinkled features grew bloodred with rage.

With a cry of frustration the old man threw the blade down on the ground by the broken jar. "Unbelievable! He walks with this useless toy on his back through the fightingest city in Laent! The man should be locked up for his own safety!"

The old man looked at me, but it wasn't as if he saw me there. "I don't like this," he whispered. "He's up to something. Better drum up a few reinforcements." He walked away and disappeared into the half-hidden door in the hostel walls.

I got up and walked away from the table, into the dim red light of the autumnal evening. Shik-Shik was lying on his side, gasping through a redbubbling grin that had been sliced in his throat. Then: he didn't gasp anymore and the bubbles grew still.

The bravo who had loaned Morlock his sword was unhappy.

"So you kill him," the bravo was saying. "You're Morlock Ambrosius. For you, this is a kill with very low gradient, if any. You could lose gradient by this killing. That travels with the sword, by our deal."

"What do you want?" Morlock asked. "Money?"

The bravo drew himself up proudly. A moment passed. "How much money?" he said.

Morlock handed him a few coins from one of his pockets. The bravo accepted the coins without looking at them, nodded curtly, and walked away.

"We'd better get out of here," I said to Morlock. "The old man was muttering about reinforcements. What is his name, anyway?"

"Merlin Ambrosius."

"Is he really your father?"

"My ruthen father."

"Are you really trying to kill his wife?"

"No, but I am setting about something that will probably result in her death."

"I don't see the difference."

"Neither does he."

We left the little marketplace and headed toward Whisper Street.

"Isn't this the route he'll expect us to take?" I asked.

"Yes. Unfortunately, that's because it's the only route we can take. We have to get back across the river."

"What about his reinforcements?"

"We have some, too."

The day, already getting cold and dark, suddenly got a lot colder. "What in the ground are you talking about?"

Then I saw Roble walking toward us up the crowded street. He was carrying a couple of things in his arms.

As I caught sight of him, a tall thin man dressed in red velvet stepped out of the shadows. He tapped Roble on the chest and said something.

"Not another stupid duel," I muttered.

Morlock sped up and I followed him.

"I …I knew a fellow with a brown face once," Red-Velvet-Pants was saying. "He …he was a foincher. You heard me. I think …I think you may-may be a foincher. Also. I mean, as far as I know, you may be."

Roble was taking this in with equal amounts of amusement and pity.

"If you're not a foincher, you ought to fight me and prove it," Velvetpants was explaining carefully. "And if you are a foincher, I should fight you. Would you like me to …to elucidate further, or may we …that is-"

Morlock grabbed Velvet-Pants by the back of his neck. The long, terribly strong fingers of the maker's left hand wrapped nearly all the way around Master Velvet-Pants's skinny throat.

"Drop your sword belt or I'll break your neck," said Morlock.

"You-can't," rasped the startled yet velvety one though his constricted throat. "Mere assassin. Ation. Lose gradient!"

"Me and my partner don't care about gradient," Roble told him kindly. "But we are in a hurry, and we will have to kill you if you don't get out of our way. So drop your sword belt and get lost, hey?"

Velvet-Pants thought about it for a second, then undid his sword belt and let it fall clattering to the ground. Morlock let him go. Velvet-Pants gave a resentful glance over his shoulder. His eyes widened as he seemed to recognize Morlock. (From his painting in the Justiciar's House maybe. No, I have no idea why there was a painting of him there.) He scuttled off.

"Thanks," said Roble. He handed Morlock one of the things in his arms: a sword belt with a sword grip protruding from it: his real sword, or so I hoped.

"Thanks," said Morlock, and slung the belt across his shoulders.

Roble wordlessly handed Morlock a blue-glazed jar, twin to the one Merlin had smashed in the portico. Morlock received it, nodded.

That's what those guys call a conversation.

Grinning, my brother handed me the other thing he'd been carrying: a quarterstaff. "Your usual, I believe."

It was true I was pretty handy with any sort of blunt instrument: you had to be, among the Bargainers. But this was practically the only time Roble had come close to mentioning my life with them in the months we'd been travelling together. It was sort of a warm family moment, in a weird waywith, you know, weaponry.

"Thanks," I said. And I have to admit, in a town full of bloodthirsty idiots, it did feel good to have the quarterstaff in my hands. Technically, this put me in the ranks of those who could be challenged, but only by other bravoes (or bravas) who were carrying staves, which they mostly didn't.

The warmth vanished when I saw my daughter's face in the crowd ahead.

"Trouble behind you," she sang out. "Oh, hurry up!"

I'd have hit Morlock with the stave as hard as I could if I didn't think he was as necessary to get my children out of this mess as he had been instrumental to getting them into it. I think that was the moment I really made my decision about the old man and his crooked coin, although I only became aware of it later.

Glancing back as we ran, I saw there was a body of armed men moving up the street from the Camlann Market. They didn't look like soldiers, but they did look like trouble. We caught up with Fasra and she said, "The way is still clear to Thend's station. He's halfway to Whisper Street. If that's still where we are going."

"Have to," Morlock said.

We ran up the road, ignoring catcalls and challenges. We picked up Thend as we went. Thank the Strange Gods: he was not carrying a visible weapon. He said as he jogged alongside us, "The way is still clear back to Whisper Street. You are being followed, though."

"That's 'we are,' honey," I pointed out to him, and he grinned. Like it was a holiday. Well, it was better than moping, under the circumstances.

Bann was waiting for us by the Whisper Street gate. He also was not visibly armed, but in his arms he carried an apparently heavy object under a cloak.

His face was sweaty and marked with worry. "The gate guards say they won't let this through," he said. "They say this looks like a weapon and weapons aren't allowed."

"You didn't ask them right," Roble said reassuringly, pulling out a fistful of gold coins.

We stepped as a group through the outer gate. One of the guards (tolltakers, really) looked up, saw Bann, started to say, "I told you …," and stopped abruptly. He'd seen the gold in Roble's hands.

"We really, truly, urgently need to get across Whisper Street," Fasra said sweetly. "We promise not to hurt anyone. Unless you get in our way."

The guards looked at the gold, looked at our faces, took the money, and waved us through.

"This is just like Sarkunden," Fasra said as we stepped into Whisper Street. She disappeared. "Except everyone is a Sandboy," her disembodied voice added.

"Grab hands or something," I said. "No one gets lost."

"No need," Morlock said. "Go south, past the dancers. Hurry."

I didn't like anyone overriding me when I gave my kids an order, but we were in the middle of a situation, so I had to roll with it.