Tim Waggoner: Thieves of Blood

“Last words always mean something,” Diran said.

Makala looked at Diran as if truly seeing him for the first time. “You’ve really changed, haven’t you, Diran Bastiaan?”

Diran smiled. “More than I could ever have imagined, but still not as much as I’d like.”

Makala grinned. “Now that’s the Diran I remember. No matter what, he’s never quite satisfied.”

Diran’s smile didn’t falter, but his voice became a trifle colder. “I like to think there’s always room for improvement, regardless of the person or the situation. How about you, Makala? Have you changed?”

Makala’s grin fell away, and Ghaji felt himself becoming extremely uncomfortable. Thus it came almost as a relief when one of the sailors at the next table, the red-bearded one, said, “Hey! Ugly!”

Ghaji ignored the taunt, so the man hurled another.

“Tell me, what’s a beauty like her doing sitting at a table with a beast like you?”

Makala started to say something, but Diran motioned for her to remain silent. The other two men sitting at Redbeard’s table laughed, but once again, Ghaji ignored the loudmouth, refusing to even look at him this time. A moment later came the sound of chair legs sliding on sawdust, and Ghaji knew Redbeard had stood up. The next sound was the clump of boots as the man walked over to their table and stood behind Ghaji.

“What’s wrong, orc? You hard of hearing or just too stupid to understand?”

Though Ghaji’s back was to the idiot, he could sense the man quivering with anger behind him. Still Ghaji didn’t react.

Redbeard poked his index finger hard into Ghaji’s right shoulder. “Hey! I’m talking to you!”

One of Redbeard’s companions shouted, “Hit him, Barken! That’s the only way to get an orc’s attention!”

“Don’t punch him in the mouth!” Redbeard’s other friend said. “With those oversized choppers of his, you’d cut your knuckles to shreds!”

Laughter followed this comment and not only from Red-beard’s companions. A good portion of the tavern’s other patrons joined in this time.

Despite Diran’s urging, Makala couldn’t restrain herself any longer. “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you,” she said. Her voice was cold and hard as steel, and her eyes glittered like moonlight dancing along the edge of a knife blade.

“Don’t bother,” Diran said calmly. “Let Ghaji have his fun if he wishes.”

Makala looked at Diran as if he were crazy. “Fun?”

“Stop jawing and hit the ugly bastard!” someone called out.

“Not on the top of his head!” another added. “Orc skulls are supposed to be hard as rock!”

“I thought all the rock was inside their heads!” yet another person shouted, eliciting a fresh round of laughter from the tavern-goers.

Ghaji smiled as he stood and turned to face Redbeard. The man was short and stout, with curly red hair to go along with his bushy beard. He wore a leather vest, brown leggings, and worn brown boots. His hands were heavily callused and his face well weathered, indicating a life spent on the deck of a sailing vessel, but that was hardly a surprise. Folks in the Lhazaar Principalities viewed sailing the same way other people in Khorvaire viewed walking. Indeed, many were more comfortable at sea than on dry land.

Redbeard carried no weapons, but his arms were thick, his chest broad and strong. Ghaji’s axe was tucked under his belt, but he kept his hand well away from it. He’d been in similar situations far too many times in his life. He knew that if it so much as looked like he was reaching for his axe, Redbeard, both of his friends, and most of the people in the tavern would draw their weapons and attack the “foul orc” in their presence.

“May I help you?” Ghaji kept his tone neutral.

Redbeard stared for a moment, as if Ghaji were a dog that had begun spouting epic verse. He quickly recovered his bearings, though.

“Yeah, you can help me by hauling your stinking carcass out of here!”

More laughter from crowd.

Ghaji could smell more than ale on Redbeard’s breath. Obviously, the man had been drinking stronger spirits, and Ghaji doubted the man had started his day’s drinking here. Redbeard wasn’t just drunk, he was seriously, dangerously drunk.

“Sorry, but I can’t oblige you,” Ghaji said. “I haven’t been served yet, and I’m very thirsty.”

“Oh, well, in that case…”

Redbeard grinned and stepped back to his table. He picked up a mug of ale, returned to Ghaji, and emptied it over the half-orc’s head.

“There, that should quench your thirst!” Redbeard said.

Laughter spilled from the crowd again, but a bit more subdued this time. People were beginning to realize how ugly this situation was becoming. A few got up and began making their way toward the door, but most settled into their chairs, preparing to view the fight to come.

Ghaji stood calmly as ale dripped from his hair and ran down his face. He wiped ale from his face, then flicked the drops onto the sawdust-covered floor. “Not that it’s any of you business, but my mother was orc, my father human.”

Redbeard barked out a nasty laugh, but he was the only one laughing now.

“How in the name of all the Host did an orc woman manage to get herself with child by a human man? Was he ensorcelled? Or just blind and lacking a sense of smell?”

Redbeard roared with mirth, holding onto his belly as if he feared his innards might burst out if he laughed too hard.

Ghaji turned to Diran. “I’m going to be busy for a while.”

Diran smiled. “Of course. Enjoy yourself.”

Redbeard was still laughing when Ghaji’s hand fastened around his throat. The man’s laughter was instantly choked off, and Ghaji lifted him off his feet. Redbeard grabbed Ghaji’s wrist and tried to free himself, but strong as he was, Ghaji was stronger.

Ghaji grinned at the drunken sailor. “Why don’t we continue our conversation outside?”

Ghaji hurled Redbeard through the air toward an open window. Patrons ducked as the man sailed over their heads, though the window, and out into the night. Ghaji headed for the door at an unhurried pace. All eyes in the tavern were watching him, but no one was laughing now.

Once Ghaji had departed, Diran looked at Makala. “As you might have gathered, Ghaji’s had similar conversations before, and they always end the same way.”

“With the other party sadder but wiser?”

“Sadder at any rate. I’m not sure anything can make that sort wiser.”

The serving girl made her way through the maze of tables toward them, carrying a tray with two mugs of ale. She stopped at their table, placed the mugs before them, and said, “On the house.” She waved a hand in the air over their drinks, casting a charm to cool them, then scampered off.

“Do you often get free drinks after one of Ghaji’s conversations?” Makala asked.

Diran took a sip of cool ale, then set his mug down. “Sometimes.”

Makala drank as well, and then said, “I must say that I’m surprised that you and Ghaji are friends. The two of you seem so… opposite.”

“That’s why we make such a good team,” Diran said. He resisted adding, Just like we did once.

“I bet there’s a story to how you met one another.”

“Isn’t there always?” Diran didn’t add anything more. He didn’t want to talk about Ghaji or himself right now. “Thanks again for helping us with the changeling. You’re just as skilled with the crossbow as ever. Perhaps more so.”

“You’re just as deadly with a blade.” She gave him a teasing smile. “I didn’t realize priests were permitted to wield weapons.”

“Weapons are merely tools in the battle against evil, though I’ll admit that some tools are more effective than others.”