Kevin Hearne: Two Ravens and One Crow

“No, wait,” I said. “How do we know they didn’t order it?” I gestured at Odin and Frigg. Odin was looking up at the ceiling rather than at me or anything else. It was an odd moment for art appreciation. Frigg spoke instead.

“Of course we didn’t order it. Odin is sending the ravens now to follow the shooter.”

“Well, then, Odin’s using magic, isn’t he? I’d like to use some to heal this poor guy, if it’s all right with you.” Our waiter and the maitre d’ had crouched down next to the sommelier, who was telling his colleagues that, if he died, he wanted all his worldly goods to be given to his hamster. I didn’t think it would hold up; he wasn’t of sound body and might not be of sound mind anymore.

“No, let me do it,” Frigg said, coming around to help the sommelier. Her necklace flashed in the light of the chandelier. “He’s one of ours. You three go find the assassin.”

“Go find someone who wants to kill me accompanied by a god who wants to kill me?” I said.

Odin tore his gaze from the ceiling and spoke. “I don’t want to kill you; I want you to die horribly in Ragnarok. But not until you tip the scales in our favor.”

“He will,” the Morrigan said, but it was unclear whether she was speaking of tipping the scales or dying horribly. Or both.

Frigg knelt down next to the sommelier and laid a hand on his forehead. His eyes rolled up, locked on her face, and he quieted. The maitre d’ rose to attend to other matters; there were customers to calm and emergency services to greet. Our waiter remained next to the sommelier.

Even if Frigg and Odin weren’t directly behind taking a shot at me, it had to be someone they knew. I sincerely doubted Odin had been careless enough to reveal this meeting in someone’s hearing, but if it hadn’t been a careless word, then the security leak had to have come from some other source. Before the Morrigan could stop me, I triggered the charm on my necklace that would cast magical sight. Through that filter, I saw the white nimbus of magic around Odin’s gray head. Two strong ropes of it wound away and through the ceiling, which I assumed were his connections to Hugin and Munin. The rest of his body looked completely human; he was doing nothing but communicating with his ravens.

Frigg was another matter. Her entire body was suffused with a soft white glow, though at the moment it was concentrated in two places: her right hand, placed on the sommelier’s forehead, and around the necklace she wore. Her hand was clearly serving as a chill pill for the panicked shooting victim, but what was that necklace doing?

I moved away from my position on the wall, figuring it was safe now and the Morrigan would slap me out of the way of any further shots. As I crouched down next to Frigg and the sommelier, a hint of annoyance crept into her tone.

“I told you I would take care of him,” she said.

“You’re taking excellent care of him,” I agreed. “I wouldn’t dream of attempting to do any better. I’m curious about your necklace.”

Her left hand drifted up to touch it. “My necklace?”

“Yes. What purpose does it serve?”

Exasperated now, she ground out, “It is personal adornment. Is this some sort of trick or an attempt to make me feel stupid?”

“Forgive me, I meant to ask what magical purpose it serves.”

“None. My magic comes from within.”

“Then why is it awash in magical energy?”

“What?”

“Confirm it for yourself. Morrigan, Odin, please look at Frigg’s necklace. It is not merely jewelry, is it?”

The Morrigan’s head tilted slightly to one side and Odin focused his gaze on the necklace. The Morrigan spoke first.

“It is enchanted with something, but it is not a binding of the Tuatha De Danann or the Fae.”

“No, it is not,” Odin said. “It is Norse magic.” This horrified Frigg so much that she took her hand off the sommelier, who abruptly remembered that he hadn’t finished panicking properly.

“Wauuggh!” he cried, and Frigg returned her hand to his forehead to shut him up.

“Odin, get it off me,” she said, using her left hand to sweep her hair away from the back of her neck and reveal the clasp of the necklace. “I want to take a good look.”

Sirens began to wail in the distance; police and ambulances were on their way.

Odin came around the table and unclasped the necklace. As soon as he did, the magic glow extinguished.

“That’s interesting. The magic is gone,” I said. “Odin, would you mind clasping the necklace together again for a moment?”

He did so and the magic glow returned. The Morrigan said, “Interesting indeed.”

Odin unclasped it, the glow faded, and Odin placed it on the table.

“Does the magic return every time it’s clasped?” I wondered aloud. Odin connected the two ends together once more, but nothing happened.

“No. Only when it’s worn,” he said. “Clever work.”

“Do you know what the spell does?” I asked.

“It is a tracking spell. A locator.”

“And who would want to know Frigg’s location badly enough to enchant her jewelry?”

“I do not know,” he replied. “But I dearly wish to find out.”

The waiter, who’d been focusing on his friend and keeping silent, and thus had been ignored until this time, made an unwise decision to speak up. “You people keep talking about magic and calling one another by the names of gods. Are you mental?”

“Frigg, if you please?” Odin said. His wife sighed and placed her left hand briefly on the waiter’s forehead. He collapsed next to his friend. Frigg’s eyes flicked up to mine.

“Don’t worry,” she said. “He’s merely in oblivion. An effective talent for healing but surprisingly useful for occasions like this as well.”

The sirens outside grew loud and car doors slammed. Lots of people got shouty.

“We should make our exit now,” I said.

“Allow me to camouflage us,” the Morrigan said.

“Not me,” Odin said. “I’ll use my own methods.”

I still felt sorry for the aging sommelier who had an inordinate fondness for his hamster. Why had Frigg not sent him to oblivion? She somehow inferred what I was thinking and said, “Go. He will be fine.”

“Meet you outside,” the Morrigan said.

The slight tingle of camouflage settled over my skin, and I began to thread my way past customers and staff and then police and paramedics until I was in a bit of free space on Kirkegata. The Morrigan’s sandpapery voice entered my head.

Across the street, Siodhachan, she said.

Turning my head, I saw that the Morrigan and Odin had dropped their concealment and were staring at me from the other side of the street. The sensation of camouflage left me and I became visible as well. After waiting for another couple of cars to pass on the street, I jogged across to them.

“The assassin is athletically gifted,” Odin informed us. “He’s leaping from roof to roof, which is quite an accomplishment when one considers that they are sometimes of differing heights. And my ravens have just witnessed him leaping across an entire street.”

“So not human, then.”

Odin shrugged. “He is not a dark elf. I have seen such feats from berserkers, however. Some of the Einherjar can perform like that. This one may have been granted some strength-but by whom? We need to catch up quickly before he goes someplace my ravens cannot follow.”

“How are we going to do that?”

“We’ll go to the roof of this building,” Odin replied, as if that made everything clear. The Morrigan and I followed him inside a four-story brick building, and we climbed until we reached the blessedly flat rooftop. “He went that way,” Odin said, pointing to Kirkegata. There were very few flat roofs ahead, and even if I could bridge the distance between them and leap over streets, the steep shingled surfaces on some of them didn’t look as if they’d offer a safe landing.