Юрий Низовцев - Sneers on a palm or the absurd ridicule

Is it good to be a doctor?

Very bad! There are doubts in the correctness of the treatment of yourself.

Whether is science history?

Of course, no! Because in history happens to be by everyone.

Is it possible time to stop?

Not only. It can also jump.

Is there any intellect at the crocodile?

And this intellect is not bad, since the crocodile regaled itself by the person many times.

Why alive has arisen?

It has not arisen, and it was always because without it the dead would not be made out.

Is it possible the word without the matter?

During chatter you cannot satisfy your hunger.

Why are people envious?

They always feel shortage for themselves of neighbour's goods.

What is different the patriot from the rest?

Others better.

Can the computer replace the person?

In any way not! First, it cannot do nonsenses, secondly, you can throw out it, and it of you – no.

Whether really labor created the person?

Vice versa.

Is it possible the arrival of universal harmony?

Not with your hands to play on the harmonium by all.

Can a frog become the person?

It became in the end.

Whether really the suffering ennobles the person?

If he managed to grow up to ability to suffer.

And what is this state – sleep?

Reminder that state and mind is not forever.

Why the present seems such fleeting?

Because of carelessness.

Is it possible to know the future?

Glance in the past or address any gypsy woman.

Can democracy be effective for the people?

It is effective only for rascals from the people.

What is required will for?

In order to all life to be engaged in a meaningless affair.

Why intelligentsia is multiplied only in Russia?

Russian always pitied the foolishes.

What does intelligentsia differ in?

It is helplessness.

Why is the Russian intelligentsia considered rotten?

It decomposes under any power.

Why the intellectuals are running away from Russia?

They are squeezed by intelligentsia.

What does not love intelligentsia?

To work.

What is loved by intelligentsia&

It loves self and fruitless vigils.

Are bribes useful?

No! Not in the horse feed.

Why the people elect fools by deputies?

What is pop, such is the parish.

Whether fear is useful?

If only to cause fear in people expediently.

Is it true that the casting vote always has the majority?

Wrong. The casting vote always belongs to the insidious minority.

Coup is similar to rotation of pancake on a frying pan, but revolution – akin to falling of a frying pan onto a leg.

Should we trust people?

Only after check.

What an official is good in, and in what he is bad?

He if and works, then shits inevitably.

How to get rid of bad habits?

To acquire new ones.

Where all diseases undertake from?

Because of failures of an organism without asking for anyone's permission.

What mister from comrade differs?

Mister much about himself understands, and comrade – nothing.

What is characteristic of old age?

By unreliability of preserved organics.

What will happen after the crisis?

Nothing, if it was the last.

Whether it is possible to grasp immensity?

Only in inadequate state.

What are equal rights?

This when for everything are accused right, and left are announced by the right for the same.

Is it possible to avoid inequalities?

It is impossible! But – equality: it is possible!

Is it possible immortality?

If only death orders to live long.

How the term "consciousness" may be deciphered?

Consciousness is only knowledge together with though some considerations.

Why atheists do not trust in "Afterlife"?

They are similar to those who believe that the medal has only one side.

Could there be a shadow without light?

It is difficult to say – without light cannot see anything.

What a free person differs from the unauthorized in?

A free person sees in what he gets involved, and the unauthorized person is unaware of it.

What distinguishes need from passion?

On need go, and on passion – soar.

That it is better: to live quietly and long or to live frantically and widely?

The value has not longitude and latitude, but the degree of satisfaction.

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