Murray Leinster - Gateway to Elsewhere

Mr. Emurian simply stared, batting his eyes slowly from time to time.

“I’d like to have your friend set up a branch of his business in Barkut,” said Tony earnestly. “And—well—I’d like a great deal to get an agent here in the United States, forwarding samples of new products, technical magazines, and above all pictures of everything under the sun. You could get them to Ispahan to be brought into Barkut by whatever route your friend discovers—if you’d take the agency. Could I interest you?”

Mr. Emurian said: “Yes. Indeed you interest me. Oh, indeed yes!”

“You work out the details,” said Tony. “I’m staying at the Waldorf with my wife. I brought back quite a sum in gold, and can arrange for you to draw on it. You make your plans and get your friend to arrange to get in touch with me when he finds a way to Barkut. I’ll have him watched for there, and he can locate me easily enough!”

“Indeed he can!” said Ghail proudly. “My husband is His Most Illustrious Majesty, the Great in Single Combat, the Destroyer of Evil, the Protector of the Poor, the Nobly Forgiving and Compassionate, the King of Djinns and Men, Tony Gregg.”

“Yes,” said Tony abstractedly, “he can find me.”

Mr. Emurian turned over the two golden coins Tony had put on the table. And suddenly his fingers trembled a little. On one side was an inscription in conventionalized Arabic script. It said that the coin was a ten-dirhim piece of Barkut. The other side showed a rather elaborate throne. But it was not empty. It was occupied by two people. One—the girl—was in some native dress of considerable grandeur, and Mr. Emurian looked twice at her. The dark-eyed, proudly smiling girl beside Tony in the shishkebab restaurant had plainly been the model for that figure. But he looked three times, and four, and five, at the male figure on the coin. That half of the design was a young man in a soft hat and a belted-in-the-back topcoat, with undoubtedly highly polished brown shoes. It was, in fact, Tony Gregg.

“I—will be most happy to be your American agent,” said Mr. Emurian. “Er—Your Majesty!”

It was later. Much later. Tony was in his pajamas in their hotel suite.

“It’s funny,” said Tony thoughtfully, as Ghail looked out a window at the lighted ways and skyscrapers of New York. “It’s funny that my conscience doesn’t seem to bother me any more. You remember I told you about it?”

He was sipping a final highball. Ghail stared almost affrightedly at the incredible panorama before her—a city ten miles long, with millions of bright lights, with mechanisms moving swiftly along its streets, with moving electric signs everywhere and even floating overhead to the sound of motors.

“I know, Tony,” said Ghail, not turning around.

“Maybe it’s dead,” said Tony humorously. “It used to bother me a lot.”

Then his conscience spoke. Startlingly. It said smugly that it was very well satisfied with Tony, and that he could be sure that his contentment was the result of its approval. He was very normally married, he was so far reasonably faithful to his wife—though he had turned around twice, today, to look at nylon-stockinged legs—and he had become a thriving young executive.

Tony denied it indignantly. But he was! said his conscience complacently. He was the executive head of the joint kingdom of djinns and men of Barkut, and he was arranging for the gradual introduction of an American standard of civilization. Eventually there would be electric refrigerators, nylon stockings, fertilizer, radio, and bubble gum in Barkut. It would be the result of Tony’s executive action. And he was young. So he was a young executive. So his conscience was pleased with him, and he should feel the greatest happiness possible to man, because of his conscience’s approval. “Not dead,” said Tony grimly, “but merely sleeping.”

Ghail turned from the window.

“Tony,” she said, just a little bit unhappy, “I’m homesick! This world of yours is so big! So tremendous! There are so many people! I will stay here if you wish it—”

“I think,” said Tony, “we can start back day after tomorrow. All right?”

She smiled at him, warmly. He put down his glass and stood up. He put his arms around her.

“But there’s one thing,” he observed comfortably, “that you can’t beat this world for! Ten million people all around you may be daunting, but there’s one thing we’ve got here that we can never be sure of in Barkut! Here, my dear, we’ve got privacy!”

He reached up and turned off the light.