Isaac Asimov - Foundation and Empire

“Oh, for Galaxy’s sake, stop driveling and slavering so much righteous indignation.” Her hands were in his hair.

He yowled, “Ouch! Let go!”, seized her wrists, and whipped downward, whereupon Toran, Bayta, and chair formed a tangled threesome on the floor. It degenerated into a panting wrestling match, composed mostly of choking laughter and various foul blows.

Toran broke loose at Magnifico’s breathless entrance.

“What is it?”

The lines of anxiety puckered the clown’s face and tightened the skin whitely over the enormous bridge of his nose. “The instruments are behaving queerly, sir. I have not, in the knowledge of my ignorance, touched anything—”

In two seconds, Toran was in the pilot room. He said quietly to Magnifico, “Wake up Ebling Mis. Have him come down here.”

He said to Bayta, who was trying to get a basic order back to her hair by use of her fingers, “We’ve been detected, Bay.”

“Detected?” And Bayta’s arms dropped. “By whom?”

“Galaxy knows,” muttered Toran, “but I imagine by someone with blasters already ranged and trained.”

He sat down and in a low voice was already sending into the sub-ether the ship’s identification code.

And when Ebling Mis entered, bathrobed and blear-eyed, Toran said with a desperate calm, “It seems we’re inside the borders of a local Inner Kingdom which is called the Autarchy of Filia.”

“Never heard of it,” said Mis, abruptly.

“Well, neither did I,” replied Toran, “but we’re being stopped by a Filian ship just the same, and I don’t know what it will involve.”

The captain-inspector of the Filian ship crowded aboard with six armed men following him. He was short, thin-haired, thin-lipped, and dry-skinned. He coughed a sharp cough as he sat down and threw open the folio under his arm to a blank page.

“Your passports and ship’s clearance, please.”

“We have none,” said Toran.

“None, hey?” he snatched up a microphone suspended from his belt and spoke into it quickly, “Three men and one woman. Papers not in order.” He made an accompanying notation in the folio.

He said, “Where are you from?”

“Siwenna,” said Toran warily.

“Where is that?”

“Thirty thousand parsecs, eighty degrees west Trantor, forty degrees—”

“Never mind, never mind!” Toran could see that his inquisitor had written down: “Point of origin—Periphery.”

The Filian continued, “Where are you going?”

Toran said, “Trantor sector.”

“Purpose?”

“Pleasure trip.”

“Carrying any cargo?”

“No.”

“Hm-m-m. We’ll check on that.” He nodded and two men jumped to activity. Toran made no move to interfere.

“What brings you into Filian territory?” The Filian’s eyes gleamed unamiably.

“We didn’t know we were. I lack a proper chart.”

“You will be required to pay a hundred credits for that lack—and, of course, the usual fees required for tariff duties, et cetera.”

He spoke again into the microphone—but listened more than he spoke. Then, to Toran, “Know anything about nuclear technology?”

“A little,” replied Toran, guardedly.

“Yes?” The Filian closed his folio, and added, “The men of the Periphery have a knowledgeable reputation that way. Put on a suit and come with me.”

Bayta stepped forward. “What are you going to do with him?”

Toran put her aside gently, and asked coldly, “Where do you want me to come?”

“Our power plant needs minor adjustments. He’ll come with you.” His pointing finger aimed directly at Magnifico, whose brown eyes opened wide in a blubbery dismay.

“What’s he got to do with it?” demanded Toran fiercely.

The official looked up coldly. “I am informed of pirate activities in this vicinity. A description of one of the known thugs tallies roughly. It is a purely routine matter of identification.”

Toran hesitated, but six men and six blasters are eloquent arguments. He reached into the cupboard for the suits.

An hour later, he rose upright in the bowels of the Filian ship and raged, “There’s not a thing wrong with the motors that I can see. The busbars are true, the L-tubes are feeding properly, and the reaction analysis checks. Who’s in charge here?”

The head engineer said quietly, “I am.”

“Well, get me out of here—”

He was led to the officers’ level and the small anteroom held only an indifferent ensign.

“Where’s the man who came with me?”

“Please wait,” said the ensign.

It was fifteen minutes later that Magnifico was brought in.

“What did they do to you?” asked Toran quickly.

“Nothing. Nothing at all.” Magnifico’s head shook a slow negative.

It took two hundred and fifty credits to fulfill the demands of Filia—fifty credits of it for instant release—and they were in free space again.

Bayta said with a forced laugh, “Don’t we rate an escort? Don’t we get the usual figurative boot over the border?”

And Toran replied, grimly, “That was no Filian ship—and we’re not leaving for a while. Come in here.”

They gathered about him.

He said, whitely, “That was a Foundation ship, and those were the Mule’s men aboard.”

Ebling bent to pick up the cigar he had dropped. He said, “Here? We’re fifteen thousand parsecs from the Foundation.”

“And we’re here. What’s to prevent them from making the same trip? Galaxy, Ebling, don’t you think I can tell ships apart? I saw their engines, and that’s enough for me. I tell you it was a Foundation engine in a Foundation ship.”

“And how did they get here?” asked Bayta, logically. “What are the chances of a random meeting of two given ships in space?”

“What’s that to do with it?” demanded Toran, hotly. “It would only show we’ve been followed.”

“Followed?” hooted Bayta. “Through hyper-space?”

Ebling Mis interposed wearily, “That can be done—given a good ship and a great pilot. But the possibility doesn’t impress me.”

“I haven’t been masking my trail,” insisted Toran. “I’ve been building up take-off speed on the straight. A blind man could have calculated our route.”

“The blazes he could,” cried Bayta. “With the cockeyed jumps you are making, observing our initial direction didn’t mean a thing. We came out of the jump wrong-end forwards more than once.”

“We’re wasting time,” blazed Toran, with gritted teeth. “It’s a Foundation ship under the Mule. It’s stopped us. It’s searched us. It’s had Magnifico—alone—with me as hostage to keep the rest of you quiet, in case you suspected. And we’re going to burn it out of space right now.”

“Hold on now,” and Ebling Mis clutched at him. “Are you going to destroy us for one ship you think is an enemy? Think, man, would those scuppers chase us over an impossible route half through the bestinkered Galaxy, look us over, and then let us go ?”

“They’re still interested in where we’re going.”

“Then why stop us and put us on our guard? You can’t have it both ways, you know.”

“I’ll have it my way. Let go of me, Ebling, or I’ll knock you down.”

Magnifico leaned forward from his balanced perch on his favorite chair back. His long nostrils flared with excitement. “I crave your pardon for my interruption, but my poor mind is of a sudden plagued with a queer thought.”

Bayta anticipated Toran’s gesture of annoyance, and added her grip to Ebling’s. “Go ahead and speak, Magnifico. We will all listen faithfully.”

Magnifico said, “In my stay in their ship what addled wits I have were bemazed and bemused by a chattering fear that befell men. Of a truth I have a lack of memory of most that happened. Many men staring at me, and talk I did not understand. But towards the last—as though a beam of sunlight had dashed through a cloud rift—there was a face I knew. A glimpse, the merest glimmer—and yet it glows in my memory ever stronger and brighter.”