Robert Thirdwall - Swap Talk

I did learn a very important lesson at that resort, though. Before that, as I said, I knew how to savor the delight of making other people horny by fucking in front of them. I had even figured out what postures gave people the best view of a prick going into my cunt or whatever. But until I sold the right to stick a cock up me, I never realized that the monetary aspect can turn people on as well. Buying something that cannot be legally bought and enjoying it clandestinely contributes a thrill of secrecy and illegality to sex. Hiring a runofthemill prostitute might be just a way to get a lay, but highpriced, highclass girls in a respectable resort hotel, particularly in the situation of a latenight swimming pool orgy, are something else, something more exciting somehow than the same orgy would be in the backyard pool with neighborhood friends a la the Merriams.

And the conclusion I drew from that lesson plus my earlier discoveries was that participating in a paid sex show of some kind must he the biggest kick of all. I was sure I could never convey all this to Bob. I didn't try. Instead I talked it over with first Dave and Judy and then Frank and Marie, all of whom are less hung up about sex than Bob. They all sympathized with me one way or another, Sue Ann and Roger didn't. The upshot, of course, was our traveling sex show, but that wasn't the only result.

We worked on various skits involving the five of us for quite some time. All of us tried our hand at writing and directing, or shall I say choreographing. It was harder than we had first thought. Moreover, the three acts that came out of it, our "repertoire", were not our best ideas. But they were the only ideas that proved both endurableССthat is to say nobody was forced to fuck more than they normally couldССand visible to a seated audience. We thought of audience participation and closein viewing but rejected it as too uncontrollable. Still, we didn't just junk our other efforts. Roger wouldn't participate, but he did agree to put his notinconsiderable cinematic skill at our disposal to film some of what we couldn't do live. Of course, we made Roger and Sue Ann promise not to tell Bob until after he'd seen the real show. Therefore, he didn't know about the films until after he had written his last chapter, Since then, he's seen them and has praised their aesthetic and sexy qualities. Nevertheless, he doesn't see any way in which they change things, even though to me they clearly demonstrate the difference I'm trying to show between the manic exhibitionism he ascribes to me and the joygiving, loving exhibitionism I'm willing to admit to. He doesn't see that, if you fuck in front of a camera, there's no audience feedback. You don't feel hot eyes on you. You aren't performing for the camera crew, certainly not for Roger, who had already seen it all. It's the intuitive joy of giving unknown people a retreat into sex, someplace to slip into away from the troubles of life and simply immerse themselves in sex, that is important. Bob's notion of exhibitionism is selfish and taking, mine is open and giving.

Our first film was about camping: It was silent because we didn't have any sound recorder. A couple, Frank and I, are going camping. They pick up a teenage hitchhiker, Judy, and persuade her to join them. They camp and are shortly joined by another unknown couple who pitch a tent alongside them. (We picked a gorgeous camping spot on some land owned by the Ungers where no real campers are allowed.) The five people get to know each other and are shown doing camping things and recreational things, in the course of which, revealing shots of the girls are taken. All three girls are caught changing to swimming suits or something like that by the men who thus see their breasts, and the camera shows the girls looking at the bulges of their erections.

Next there is an improvised shower stall surrounded by a few beach towels. The three girls take turns showering and keeping the shower bucket above the stall filled. The camera on the inside of the stall shows all three girls naked. They soap each other, particularly between the legs. The men outside are shown with stiff swimming trunks catching glimpses of the action through gaps in the screen. Then comes an episode with Dave alone with me in the woods. He takes me in his arms and we go through a long bit undressing each other and kissing. I suck his penis, and then he fucks me.

Thereafter follow shorter bits alternating between Frank and Dave, showing each of them screwing each of the girls. The takes get shorter and emphasize more and more the actual cock in the cunt and the spurt of orgasm. Then come two different trio bits. I surprise Frank with Marie, join them and wind up eating her out while Frank goes up my ass. Dave eats me, kneeling over his face, while Judy slides up and down on his prick and pulls at my nipples. Then Judy and Marie at sixtynine real close so you can see tongues really getting between the cunt lips. All at a faster tempo with more closeups and climaxes. Next, I'm athwart the gunwales of a canoe. Dave is fucking me from the rear, and I'm sucking Frank leaning back on the bow. That scene was a bit tricky. And finally there's a fiveway match. Frank and Judy are naked, sitting on the edge of a wall, kissing and hugging. I'm standing in front of Frank sucking his prick, and Marie is beside me eating out Judy and feeling my tits. At the rear, Dave sticks his dick first up Marie and then up me. Then the campers are seen driving away, leaving Judy by the side of the road, and it's over.

Now I won't say that was a very innovative screenplay, or even that it was especially well done. Still, it was artfully photographed and had the desired effect. When we've shown it to swinging friends, it's always touched off a great orgy. Usually I feel a hand working around my cunt before the first real bit is over, and I always have a head between my legs by the time the canoe shots are through. Besides, it was a beginner's film. We learned a lot. On our next one, we even used titles with dialogue framed with flowery borders and couched completely in the patois of Victorian pornographers. The plot is only slightly better, but it's covered up by the use of Victorian costumes and exaggerated theatrical manners. There is a lascivious male, Roderect, and his equally bawdy girlfriend, Titty. They wish to marry, but Roderect cannot do so until his older sister, the innocent Virginia, is wed. Titty has a brother, Timidy, who sighs for Virginia but will do no more. Dolly is a girlfriend of both Titty and Virginia. The plan is to seduce Timidy and Virginia into making love after which they will have to get married.

As it starts, Roderect and Titty are sitting on a couch talking animatedly. Roderect keeps slipping his hand between the buttons of her blouse, and she keeps slapping them away playfully. Still he gradually gets a few buttons undone and we can see the nipple of one breast.

Titty: "Please desist, my dearest loved one. We must find a way to make my shy brother, Timidy, marry your maiden sister, Virginia, so that we, too, might wed."

Titty looks innocently blank, obviously trying to think, while Roderect frees her other breast and begins licking her nipples and toying with them with his lips.

Roderect: "What is your plan my beloved?"

Titty stands and buttons up. Roderect's arms are beneath her long skirt in the back. We can see a profile of stockinged legs rising to fancy garters.

Titty: "Well raise each to a passion by describing their intended's charms. Then well inveigle them into spying on us embracing that they might get the idea."

A shot of the proposed interview between Roderect and Virginia shows Virginia pacing the room nervously, fluttering a fan, panting, and showing intense embarrassment. She even covers her ears, but not completely.

Roderect: "Why so flustered, dear sister, when I describe Timidy, who loves you, as having a noble engine of love. Truly you will swoon when you see it. Limp, it is sweet, soft delicacy to tempt the lips of fairest maid. Erect, it is a valiant soldier ready for whatever service you desire."