Anonymous - Pleasures and follies

"' What have you there?' asked the child.

"' A prick, my dear.'

"' What' s it for?'

"' To put in cunts.'

"' But I have a cunt my brother says, and he says my stepmother has a bucket- cunt. Since he' s been grown up and since he' s got what he calls fuck, he puts his thing in my stepmother' s bucket- cunt, and that makes her shout and wail and laugh and cry. He wanted to put it in me, but my cunt' s too little or his thing' s too big, he never managed to do it. My stepmother saw him trying to do it and scolded him. " Go fuck yourself," that' s what he said to her, and then he changed his mind. " No," he said, " come here, I' ll encunt you, you old rascal, for I can' t do without it, I' m so hot." And he laid her on the bed and pulled up her skirts and he fucked her, as he calls it. Oh, how she giggled, how she swore! And how pleased she was with what he did to her! And he said to me, " You see how much fun it is, Minonne, you see how crazy the old bitch is to suck the sugar- cane! Come on, show me your little cuntlet, so I can discharge for you.'

" Minonne' s little speech put the finishing touches to my erection, which had reached outlandish proportions. I asked the child whether there were any butter available in the house. She fetched me some. I was on the point of greasing her when her stepmother, as good a woman as you could possible find, returned, having gone out forgetting her fan. She spied my embarrassment, the tumult I was in, and saw the child' s flushed cheeks. ' I wager you were about to torment her,' she said. ' You ought not: she' s not yet ripe for that. Come along with me.' The old girl dragged me off by the wrist. We got to her bed, up went her skirts and petticoats in a flash. She pulled me down upon her and engulfed me despite my resistance. To save her stepchild' s maidenhead, she kept me busy for a solid hour. During it, however, I discharged only once to the old biddy' s ten – I noticed she found me to her taste. When this battle was over, she left the house without bothering to wash. ' I walk better with a little oil on the hinges.'

" As soon as she had gone, I went straight to Minonne, who' d witnessed everything through the partly opened door. I cleared her skirts away, buttered her cuntlet, and my prick shot rigidly up immediately. As we started off, I told the little one to arch her back so that her little hole would be within fair and easy reach of the prick that would soon pierce it. She took infinite pains to do her best, which was not at all bad, thanks to the way she wiggled her pretty ass and I, on my part, managed well, too, because of the disgust I had experienced in futtering the old woman' s gray- haired tunnel. I took Minonne from behind and worked my way to the bottom of her, for I felt her dear little matrix nipping and squeezing my inflamed gland. Following my orders, the child agitated her body, but did not discharge. Her brother' s intrusion occurred just as I thought I was going to erupt. Trait- d' Amour surveyed us, transported with joy.

"' Ha!' said he. ' So you' re depucelating her, eh! Splendid! She' s getting the best possible initiation. Does she discharge? Are you enjoying yourself, Minonne?'

"' No,' I replied, ' no discharges thus far. The poor sweetheart' s been suffering, though courageously. Do you see the way her ass writhes? That' s rare and augurs well.' Touched, Trait- d' Amour slipped his hand down his little sister' s belly and began to tickle the tiny clitoris lurking in her unfledged crack. The child' s eyes became glassy, her body tensed, and, turning her sweet mouth towards mine, she put her tongue between my lips, did indeed discharge, this being for the first time, and moaned with delight. I discharged too; never had I sensed such pleasure.

" Once I' d decunted her, her brother asked me if I were a jealous lover. ' Yes,' said I, ' jealous of every rival but yourself.'

"' Well then, your fuck will serve as pommade to help me ease into her pretty cuntlet.' However, Minonne was less willing to be stuffed by her brother and undertook to repel his assaults, but Trait- d' Amour was soon master of the situation: he flung his sister upon the bed and was a moment later within the portal, making a difficult entry, for his prick, even in those days, was not by any means puny; his sister was alarmed.

"' Wiggle your ass and discharge,' he recommended, thrusting vigorously. '' Tis lovingly you are being encunted, my sweet little orphan sister.' She discharged no fewer than three times over and then could do no more. Trait- d' Amour helped me clean my instrument and I went back into the fray. I had even more pleasure this time, because the youngster had by now got somewhat accustomed to the game, and because with his bulky prick her brother had cleared the way free.

" From that day onward, Trait- d' Amour and I fucked Minonne every Sunday and holiday. The stepmother was aware of what I was up to, but did not interfere. And then Trait- d' Amour one day asked me whether I would also mind giving some instruction in writing to Connette, presently his mistress and the girl he was later to marry, since Tendrelys' s mother, always fearing lest she be depucelated, had ruined all his hopes of getting at her daughter. ' Certainly,' was my reply. I went therewith to pay court to Connette. Two months went by. Then, that young lady, being one day standing at the window and leaning out of it, I caught a glimpse of some first- rate legs. Minonne, at the time, practicing her penmanship, looked up from her work and noticed me staring avidly at Connette' s behind. I grasped Minonne' s bublets and requested her to take hold of my balls. She rose from her chair, approached Connette, and said to her in a subdued voice. ' Don' t object to anything we do to you.' She raised her skirts, led me to her, buttered her cunt for me, and oiled my prick too. " Arch your back," she said to Connette, " be a good girl." And to me: " Run in square and true. You should find the way without any trouble." Connette arched her back, obeyed her friend' s every command, so that, although she was exceedingly tight, I penetrated admirably. In came Trait- d' Amour, always on time. He drew us to the bed, lay down on his belly, had his mistress lie with her back upon his, then bade me encunt her, asking his sister to guide my prick. With each thrust I made, he replied with a heave of his ass. These shocks imparted to his mistress' s ass wedged me an inch farther in every time. Connette' s sufferings were perfectly dreadful. But when at last I struck rock bottom, thanks to a final heave of Trait- d' Amour' s flanks, Connette winked, smiled blissfully and soon emitted with ineffable joy.

" I supposed Trait- d' Amour would hurl himself upon her and encunt her while she was hot. But, no. ' We are engaged,' he explained. ' Were she to have a child by you, it would ennoble my family.' He fucked his sister while I refucked his mistress. And thus it is that since then I have shared my most precious belongings with him."

" He merits your trust," all the company agreed. " Indeed he does," said Brideconin, who was at the moment employing both hands to do an homage to Rose- Mauve' s cunt whilst Brisemotte and Cordaboyau were one of them handling his wife' s cunt, the other her dugs. My story had made all those gay blades stiffen like honest Republicans, even though we were nearing the close of a trying lay. The ladies, even those Vitnegre had encunted, were positively in rut.

" How clever you were, and how delightful your instruction has made them turn out to be," said Conquette, darting her tongue into my mouth.

" Oh, indeed yes!" Tendrelys concurred, kissing me in like manner.

Meanwhile, Madame Brideconin was being pulled in opposite directions by her two young suitors, each of whom had absolutely to stuff her without an instant' s delay. " I' ve only accommodations for one, dear boys," she explained in all modesty. " Had I room for two, believe me, I' d keep neither one of you waiting outside in the cold. One first," said the landlady, " then the other."