Epic Stories - The First Space Orgy

It was that old Japanese guy getting his prick blown! Jasmine arched her head to see that nice dude whispering to the red haired Eurasian whore he was apparently willing to marry.

“People wonder why we chose the largest near-Earth object, rather than a smaller one that would have been easier, cheaper, and faster to re-orbit. Well, size does matter. A small rock would have had little more gravity than the International Space Station.

“ Nothing works in zero gravity, including humans. We grow a few inches taller, our bodily fluids flow towards our head, our face and eyes get all puffy and our legs skinny, we lose calcium in our bones, our muscles atrophy, we get cardiovascular deconditioning, balance disorders, the toilets don’t flush without suction, we can’t take showers, we have to pee and poop in diapers, we can’t cook normal meals — we can’t even have sex without strapping our lover down. On his Mercury flight, Gordon Cooper’s condom broke, surrounding him with drops of pee in his tiny capsule. Try to concentrate in that environment!”

The Arab sheik behind her leaned forward with a camera phone. Jasmine smiled, even though the middle aged lady next to him smoldered in rage. Their seats leaned back so far that they put her head near his crotch.

“95 % of astronauts need medicine. I can’t think of a worse place to drug expensive workers than in space, where sudden decompression, which almost happened on Mir, can literally pop your eyes out. Vladimir Komarov lost power to his guidance computer, which gave him 26 hours to reflect upon his coming fiery death. Russian cosmonauts are forced to wear a ‘core temperature monitor,’ a penny-sized probe inserted up their butts. The toilet recycles urine into water, so the crew could die of thirst if the toilet breaks.

“No, zero-gravity sucks. Humans just can’t be productive wearing diapers and anal monitors. We need micro-gravity. The more massive the rock, the more gravity we enjoy, so we chose the largest rock that crosses Earth’s orbit, and put it into a same highly eccentric orbit as satellite Vela 1A. 60 % of Americans would pay a year’s salary to get into space. With four trillion tons of mass, people could live years on Ganymed using heavy boots and clothes to minimize loss of muscle mass.”

The Japanese man yelped in joy like he scored a goal as he came into his wife. Those around him cheered.

“The maglev launcher here sends us to Ganymed. The maglev there will one day send us to the Moon, Mercury, and Mars. Launchers there will send us back. We haven’t landed on the Moon yet — no one has since 1972 — but once we have a maglev on their tallest mountain, we could probably go from Chimbo to the Moon, then return the very next day! At a constant acceleration of 2 g’s, over a few thousand kilometers of track, trips to Mars or Mercury would only take a few weeks instead of several months.”

“James, can I suck off the sheik?” Jasmine asked.

He looked up, startled, his teeth glimmering like a vampire. He made eye contact with the other man, then shrugged his shoulders as he continued to bang his fiancee.

“Astronomers have always wanted to put scopes on the Moon. The Moon has no atmosphere to obscure telescopes, and it provides a steady platform since it’s seismically dead. Because the Moon rotates only once every 28 days, it has 28 more days to collect light, meaning it could see 28 times better or farther by focusing on a distant object for 28 times as long. So we want thousands of optical telescopes, all focusing for long periods at specific objects. And because of the light gravity, we could build telescopes five times heavier than the heaviest on Earth.

“Because it lacks an atmosphere, the Moon is much better for infrared, near-infrared, cosmic-ray, x-ray, gamma-ray, radio-wave, and ultraviolet astronomy. We could put scopes in permanently shadowed craters, each studying a narrow range of the infrared spectrum. The constant cold gives infrared scopes better resolution. Interferonomy scopes would work best in the submillimeter spectrum, which doesn’t work well on Earth because of the water vapor in our atmosphere. And very low frequency radio waves are blocked by our ionosphere, so we’re essentially blind at that range of the spectrum. And the only place in the galaxy permanently shielded from our radio waves is the lunar far side, so that is where we must put our radio telescopes.”

Jasmine worked the guy’s robe off, licking her lips. She found it bushier than she liked, but was too horny to waste time trying to find a replacement. Although she wished that hunky Russian sat closer.

“We should maximize interferonomy scopes, where one device combines the light from several telescopes, all focused on one single distant object. The power of a single telescope in resolving detail is proportional to its diameter, while the resolving power of an array of telescopes is proportional to the diameter of the array. In other words, instead of one huge telescope, it’s better to have several smaller telescopes working together. So we want thousands of scopes, organized into hundreds of interferonomy arrays, all computer controlled. Only amateurs still eyeball space anymore. Then we map every planet within 100 light years.

“The best interferonomy arrays operate in the range of X-rays because its short wavelengths allow for shorter baselines, which are more practical than visible light systems. X-ray is the best band for high resolution imaging, and a good lunar X-ray interferometry scope could detect something the size of a car at the center of our galaxy.”

Jasmine grabbed the stranger by the balls and pulled him close so she could get his cock into her mouth. He groaned, surprisingly, a lot like her mother.

“As we excavate the Ganymed asteroid to turn it into a fully functional space port, our small fleet of spaceships are slowly pushing the largest type-M metallic asteroid that crosses our orbit into a Lagrange point sixty degrees behind Earth. We call it The Jackpot because we estimate the value of its precious metals at over $40 trillion. Jupiter has many asteroids that orbit sixty degrees before and behind it, and Mars has one called 1990 MB. Because they are so stable, we hope to fill all five of Earth’s Lagrange points with valuable asteroids.”

Jasmine had never sucked a smelly dick before and felt conflicted about it. On the one hand, it stank like a pussy after a long jog but, on the other, the very stench made her feel that much naughtier.

“Our growing constellation of communications and remote-sensing satellites we call OmniNet. With OmniNet we can dominate Internet access, phone, radio, TV, movies-on-demand, and gaming.

“Imagine super-fast global wireless satellite services that communicate via the whole spectrum: short-range VHF and UHF, long-range HF, CB, AM/FM, SSB, and L-band. The higher the frequency, the greater the content-carrying capacity. Imagine everyone always wired, even in Siberia, the Congo, or Antarctica. Every ship and plane.

Instead of expensive billing software, we’ll restrict it to pre-pay monthly plans and automatic debits that will save us a fortune sending out bills and processing checks. 80 % of customer service calls are billing related, but we will have no unpaid bills and thus no collections. To maximize subscribers and minimizing switching, we will give away the phones, yet charge a $150 cancellation fee.”

The Arab mumbled into his beard as he fucked Jasmine’s face like an animal. James couldn’t help but stare at the smallish dick plowing into his fiancee’s mouth. It both enthralled and repulsed him. When the guy started yelling in Arabic, bucking his hips as he pumped Jasmine with cum, James found himself spurting semen into her other hole. His back actually hurt from pounding her for so long, but it was so worth it.