5. A few years from now you’ll be in a coroner’s court. It will be one of the worst experiences of your life and you’ll be forced to question everything you thought you believed to be right. You’ll question whether medicine is for you and if all the hard work was worth it. It is worth it and you’ll get through it. The experience will make you a better doctor and, no, it wasn’t your fault.
6. Let’s face it, being a West Ham fan hasn’t been great thus far. I imagine you’ll be hoping I can give you a few tales of success and glory to look forward to over the next 10 years. I can’t, but deep down I think you probably knew that. In 2006 West Ham will get to the FA Cup final, but to your dismay you’ll be on call that weekend. You’ll beg, lie and cheat to get that weekend off. You’ll end up having to swap it for a week of night shifts and miss a close friend’s birthday party as a result. The cost of the ticket you bought off a tout will be more than the value of your car (no, you don’t have a nice car by 2006). After 89 minutes it looked like it was actually going to be worth all the effort and money… It wasn’t. You’d have been better off going to work.
7. All the heartbreak of supporting West Ham for the next 10 years will pale into insignificance in comparison with supporting England. It will be a further decade of unrelenting disappointment and underachievement and no we don’t get any better at taking penalties. If you can completely ignore the next decade of World Cups and European championships your life will be simpler and less painful. Don’t get too down though; we do beat the Aussies at both rugby and cricket. Yes, I know they’re posh boy sports and you don’t really understand the rules, but just enjoy the winning part.
8. You’ll probably want to know whether you’re going to save any lives because at this stage in your career you foolishly believe that’s what it’s all about. You become a good doctor but not because you save lots of lives. Ninety-nine per cent of the time your patients will get better or get worse regardless of what you do. The sooner you learn this, the better a doctor you’ll become. But yes, you will save the odd life, most memorably up a mountain in Peru in the middle of the night. It sounds exciting but you absolutely shat yourself at the time you big Jessie.
9. Never be too proud to ask for help. It’s hard admitting your own shortcomings but your colleagues and, most importantly, your patients will appreciate your honesty. Be humble, smile and listen, and you won’t believe how much you’ll learn during those first few months. Ten years from now there will still be plenty of things you don’t know and need help with, so the sooner you learn that you don’t know everything the better.
10. Oh, and one last thing, Ben – these first few years as a doctor really will expose you to the full spectrum of human emotions. There will be moments of joy, great sadness, elation and frustration. Hidden among them, there will be also occasional nuggets of absolute comedic gold. If some funny shit happens write it down. Believe it or not, in 10 years from now you’ll be struggling for material for that tricky second book and those Amazon reviewers can be a harsh lot.
Further Confessions of a GP is part of the bestselling ‘Confessions Series’. Also available:
Confessions of a GP
By Dr Benjamin Daniels
Confessions of a Male Nurse
by Michael Alexander
Confessions of a New York Taxi Driver
by Eugene Salomon
Confessions of a Police Constable
by Matt Delito
Confessions of a Showbiz Reporter
by Holly Forrest
Confessions of an Undercover Cop
by Ash Cameron
DR BENJAMIN DANIELS is the pseudonym of a doctor currently working for the NHS. He can be reached at drbenjamindaniels@hotmail.co.ukand @drbendaniels
Also by Dr Benjamin Daniels
Confessions of a GP
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