Josh Bazell - Beat the Reaper - A Novel

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EDITORIAL REVIEW: Dr. Peter Brown is an intern at Manhattan's worst hospital, with a talent for medicine, a shift from hell, and a past he'd prefer to keep hidden. Whether it's a blocked circumflex artery or a plan to land a massive malpractice suit, he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. Pietro "Bearclaw" Brnwna is a hitman for the mob, with a genius for violence, a well-earned fear of sharks, and an overly close relationship with the Federal Witness Relocation Program. More likely to leave a trail of dead gangsters than a molecule of evidence, he's the last person you want to see in your hospital room. Nicholas LoBrutto, aka Eddy Squillante, is Dr. Brown's new patient, with three months to live and a very strange idea: that Peter Brown and Pietro Brnwa might-just might-be the same person ... Now, with the mob, the government, and death itself descending on the hospital, Peter has to buy time and do whatever it takes to keep his patients, himself, and his last shot at redemption alive. To get through the next eight hours-and somehow beat the reaper. Spattered in adrenaline-fueled action and bone-saw-sharp dialogue, BEAT THE REAPER is a debut thriller so utterly original you won't be able to guess what happens next, and so shockingly entertaining you won't be able to put it down.

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27

“Lesion” is a nonspecific but extremely useful (because it sounds like a crater of pus) term for any abnormality.

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Medically it’s not all that clear. A woman who mates with her first cousin adds about 2 percent to her chance of having a kid with a birth defect. (For comparison, a woman who conceives at age forty has a 10 percent chance that the fetus will have Down’s Syndrome.) On the other hand, offspring of cousins may benefit from an increased chance of family stability. Either way, the human genome is already far more “conserved,” i.e., inbred, than that of any other known mammal, so we’ve already done a lot more cousin-jumping than, say, the rat.

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I should admit here that my failure to communicate with my parents has been more than just a WITSEC formality. You’re allowed to exchange messages and even talk on the phone with your family through the Virginia clearinghouse, and if you do this often enough the agents will eventually “slip up” and give your family your direct contact information. I just never tried.

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Supposedly from the expression “bitchin Camaro.” He did kind of complain a lot.

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I say “at one point” because this progression is what we think about when we think about Kübler-Ross. But what we avoid thinking about when we think about Kübler-Ross is how she later changed her mind and decided we’ll all be reincarnated. I wish I was shitting you.

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Antivirals are not antibiotics because viruses, unlike bacteria, are not “biotic”—they’re not alive. They’re just pieces of genetic code that your body interprets as orders to make more, identical pieces of genetic code, then spread them around. Some viruses, like HIV, your body will even insert directly into your DNA for smoother copying, making them part of your identity.

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Most bottled water in hospitals has 5 percent dextrose. This is to prevent the phrase “Liter of plain fucking water: $35” from appearing on your bill.

34

Magdalena looked which medieval Europeans called “Gypsy” because they thought the originated in Egypt. They originated in India. It’s a pretty good joke that Romania, which is historically one of the most racist countries on earth—when it got its first political party primarily based on Jew-hating, in 1910, both its Liberal and Conservative parties were already officially “anti-Semitic”—is also one of the most racially mixed, because it lies in a mountain pass used by every army in history. Unless you think jokes should be funny.

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This brings up an obvious paradox, which is that everything blue in an OR is supposed to have been sterilized, but our scrub suits, which are blue, have all been in at least one fast-food restaurant since the last time they were washed. What can I say? It’s an imperfect science.

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Apparently they’re hoping the squeaking noise will drive away the parents.

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People think (and their attorneys often encourage them to think) that a malpractice suit is a no-risk proposition because 90 percent get settled prior to trial. But you can’t just a malpractice suit. In most states the statute of limitations on personal injury is so tight (two and a half years in New York) that no insurance company will take you seriously until you actually file a claim and agree to deposition. And at that point you’re marked for life—either as a litigious, possibly fraudulent complainer, or (of even more interest to employers, who are the primary consumers of this kind of data) as actually having ongoing health problems.

38

Rule One from Never try to spare your clothes.

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It turns out they usually can’t, since healthy urine doesn’t have cells in it. And if you dropping so many cells that a lab as bad as the FBI’s can strain them out of mud, prosecution is the least of your worries.

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For the gun freaks: this turned out to be a .60 GE M134 “Predator” motor gun, firing a kind of depleted uranium bullet supposedly available only in China.

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It’s true, by the way, that up close you could still read the “Home Depot” stencils on the planks of the rack. The ones that weren’t too covered in blood and shit.

42

Cancer talk!

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“Reverse Trendelenburg” means the patient’s feet are lower than his head. “Trendelenburg” means his feet are higher than his head. No surgeon on earth would be caught dead saying “head up” or “head down,” though. In case you’re wondering why your appendectomy took four hours.

44

Look, I’m sorry to call her “Tits,” but everybody did. Even the prosecution, including one time in though it mysteriously failed to appear in the transcript.

45

The idea that you can’t be tried twice for the same crime in the U.S. turns out to be horseshit. You can be tried twice on the same—once in Federal and once in State court—and you can be any number of times for the same crime. For example, my own Federal trial was on charges (two counts each) of: First-degree murder; Manslaughter in the first degree; Murder committed by the use of a firearm during a crime of violence or a drug trafficking crime; Murder during a kidnapping; Murder for hire; Murder involved in a racketeering offense; Murder involving torture; Murder related to a continuing criminal enterprise or drug trafficking offense, or drug-related murder of a Federal, State, or local law enforcement officer; Murder related to sexual exploitation of children; and Murder with the intent of preventing testimony by a witness, victim, or informant. The large number of charges was designed to make sure the jury convicted me of and also to hike my potential sentence to four figures. But even then the Feds retained the option of trying me again on other charges, and of throwing me over to the State.

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And sounds even more Dr. Seuss–like when paired with “bitch,” which is another of their favorite words.

47

A Brooklyn wiseguy once told me you could choose Leavenworth by having a bed there “cleared,” i.e., by having someone killed. Sounds like bullshit to me.

48

She could still have been compelled to testify about crimes committed prior to the marriage, but juries still think it’s illegal, so prosecutors don’t like to do it.

49

“Baboo,” which is a common nickname for the youngest male of an Indian household, obviously isn’t Prof. Marmoset’s real first name. His real first name is Arjun.

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Supposedly, FBI agents are still required to say “the LCN” because when J. Edgar Hoover had to explain to the McClellan Committee why he denied for so long that the mafia existed—despite, for example, Hoover’s own tapes of Sam Giancana calling in orders to the floor of the U.S. Senate—he tried to pass the whole thing off as a semantic misunderstanding. Like everyone else had just been using the wrong name.

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By the way, the medical term for something getting skinned, intentionally or otherwise, is “degloving,” but any part of your body with skin can be “degloved.” In the ER, for instance, dicks that have been stuck into vacuum cleaners are perennial favorites.

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