Lisa Scottoline - Killer Smile

She went to the next balance sheet, which read $18,384,494. The other balance sheets went back three years, all in a neat, chronological stack with a three-hole punch on the left side. Twenty mil and change, ten mil, eighteen mil; the balances fluctuated with the market, but the account always hovered in the extremely healthy twenty-to twenty-five-million-dollar range. Wow! Where did Saracone get all that money? The deposits didn’t tell the source, just the amounts, and a quick glance suggested they occurred twice a year. Mary went to the next drawer.

More of the same. Bank checkbooks, at least five of them, with a stack of canceled checks stacked behind like bricks. She grabbed the first check register and opened it. The entries read PECO, Verizon, PGW, Time magazine, the Inquirer ; the amounts were higher than hers, but otherwise it looked like her own checkbook. No checks to Giorno amp; Cavuto. Was there a business checkbook? There were only a few deposits; again, no source, just a modest amount. Hmm. She continued ransacking.

Behind the registers was an array of mutual fund accounts with amazingly high balances. In the $30 million range, with deposits twice a year, but there was no indication of where all this money came from. Just then Mary heard a noise outside the door and froze. The door remained untried. She had to hurry. She closed the drawer and opened the next. More mutual fund accounts from an array of houses; Merrill Lynch, Smith Barney, and other institutions. But the dates on these reports were older – 1982, 1983, 1984 – so the money had been made a long time ago. How much could Saracone be worth now? Where would the recent records be? She double-checked the top; the address on the sheets wasn’t the home address like the more recent accounts, but an address downtown under the account name: Saracone Investments, Inc.

Mary thought a minute, rereading the office address. Why hadn’t she been able to retrieve that address from the computer, when she’d searched earlier? Maybe because the phone number was unlisted. But what kind of investment company had an unlisted number? No time for answers now. She grabbed the sheet, folded it up, and stuck it in her purse. The records of an incredibly wealthy man, with no evident source of income. What gives? Drugs? Money laundering? The mob? And what, if anything, did it have to do with Amadeo?

She closed the drawer and was about to leave when her gaze fell on the photos on the desk. All of them were of a Giovanni Saracone, flashing that smile Mrs. Nyquist had mentioned, standing tan and tall on the decks in a series of white sailing caps. The boats got bigger and bigger as Saracone got older. The end of the biggest boat – Mary didn’t know if it was called the prow, the bow, or the stern – read Bella Melania. There were photos of Saracone and Melania on the boat, and Saracone, Justin, and even a sunburned Chico holding fishing rods. Mary looked over the desk, and on the opposite wall hung a huge fish with a pointy bill. Or beak, whatever. A marlin, a tuna. It was a fish.

Saracone fished, too? Why hadn’t she thought of it? She had learned from Mrs. Nyquist that Saracone was from Philly. What if he and Amadeo were both fishermen? It wasn’t impossible, and in fact, these photos suggested it was likely. But then why didn’t Saracone know about the fisherman’s knot? Mary didn’t have time to figure it out now.

She hurried to the drawer just as she heard another noise from beyond the door, in the living room. She’d have to make sure the coast was clear, then start talking lightly all the way out the front door. Soon the Saracones and their guests would return, and she had to get out. Or did she? Mary paused with her hand on the doorknob. The guests at the luncheon would have to be the people who knew Saracone the best; maybe even his fishing buddies or other people he boated with. Maybe they would even have known Amadeo. Could she take the chance of being recognized? There was talking on the other side of the door. She couldn’t stay any longer. She opened it. Waiting for her were three florists, two caterers, and a heavyset guy holding a laundered stack of white linen tablecloths.

Eeek! “Yes?”

The heavyset man spoke first: “My boss told me you were the funeral planner and to ask you where to set up the tables.” The young caterer next to him added, “Also we’re out of Sterno. Do you know where the nearest market is?” “Are there enough lilies in the dining room?” asked another florist’s helper, holding the umpteenth vaseful.

Mary waited a beat, then started directing, answering their questions in character and improvising when she got to the Sterno. But all the time in the back of her mind, she was wondering. Should she stay? Could she take the chance? Then she solved her problem, the answer coming to her in a flash. She followed the smells of baking ziti and chicken cacciatore and hurried into the kitchen, where caterers were running around and the maid was struggling to keep the place clean, wiping black-and-tan granite counters until they glistened.

Mary made a beeline for her, looped an arm around her shoulders, and said sotto voce, “We have a problem.”

“What?” The maid looked up, setting her little wipecloth aside.

“I forgot my guest list.”

“Guess list?” The maid looked confused again, and Mary kept her tone light, light, light.

“Melania gave me a guest list, of course, to make sure that only Giovanni’s best friends would be admitted.”

“Giovanni no have friends. He worse as Chico.”

Okay . “That’s not what Melania thinks, and after this article in the newspaper, I’m sure you saw it, people may try to get in today that shouldn’t. Reporters even.” Mary leaned closer as a white-jacketed chef dashed past with a mountain of shrimp cocktail on crushed ice. “Do I have to tell you how private the Saracone family is? I wouldn’t want to be responsible for letting a reporter in, would you?”

“No, no.” The maid’s short forehead creased under her little white hat. “So we do what?”

“You get me a copy of your guest list, and I’ll check it as the guests come in.”

“I no have lis’. She no give me!”

“Okay, then, let’s make a new list.” Mary grabbed a pink Melania’s Memos pad from the counter and slid it in front of the maid. “Write down all of Giovanni’s friends, especially the ones from fishing or from his boat. But don’t forget the ones from his business, too. All his friends. Anybody you think will be here to pay their respects.”

“Okay, okay, good.” The maid opened a drawer and reached for a pencil, and Mary watched her write down the first few names.

“Now, are these the ones from fishing?”

“Yes, yes, these. And more, I know.”

Wahoo! “Oh, and one more thing,” Mary added as the maid wrote. “Let’s let this be our little secret. I don’t want anyone to know that we lost our lists. Chico was supposed to make sure I had it, and he wouldn’t like that I lost it.”

“Okay, okay.”

“In fact, don’t tell anybody I was even here. I told Chico I’d have all of this done on the phone. We don’t want Chico mad at us, do we?”

“No, no, no,” the maid said, shaking her head as she wrote.

Mary sent up a silent prayer to the Patron Saint of Escalades.

Mary eyed the shiny skyline of her hometown from inside the conference room at the law offices of Shane amp; Baker. That afternoon she had to return to her day job, having left the Saracone house before family or guests arrived, including Chico. The pink list of Saracone’s friends was burning a hole in her purse, but she couldn’t do anything about it yet, though she couldn’t resist leaving another message on Keisha’s cell phone. The nurse hadn’t called back, so Mary had no idea if she’d gone to the funeral. The Saracones’ maid hadn’t included Keisha on the guest list. Mary pushed it from her mind and concentrated on defending Jeff Eisen’s deposition.