J. Blair: The Excalibur Murders

“I hope everyone has sense enough to act astonished when Arthur springs it on them.”

“I doubt he’ll know the difference.” She nodded toward the main doorway. “Look.”

Arthur was there, and his squires Ganelin and Borolet were at his side. He was carrying the largest goblet Merlin had ever seen, and drinking freely. Apparently this was a day for celebration. Merlin realized that the king must have started to drink as soon as he left the tower; he was already unsteady on his feet.

Britomart was wry. “Should we go and pay our respects? ”

“Don’t be catty, Brit.”

Suddenly, seemingly from nowhere, Mark of Cornwall was beside them.

Mark was the youngest of Arthur’s close councilors. He was short, broadly built and had thick black hair; he wore a mustache but, unlike most of the knights and kings, no beard. Merlin often wondered about Arthur’s wisdom in making someone he’d conquered his chief military advisor, but as usual the king wasn’t to be moved. “I’ve conquered everyone in England,” he would always respond. “So who does that leave?”

Mark, like nearly everyone, had been drinking. He put an arm around Merlin then tried to kiss Britomart. She pulled away.

“You two are looking even more serious than usual. This is a day for feasting.”

Brit looked at the king, not at Mark. “Shouldn’t you be off refining tin for England?”

“The mines are in good hands. Arthur wanted me to be here.”

“The king’s wisdom,” she said wryly.

“Do you both know why he convened this council today?”

Merlin decided to speak up before Brit could needle him more. “We do. Arthur wants it to be a surprise. I hope you’ve cautioned everyone to act like it is one.”

“Don’t give it a thought, Merlin.” He turned to Britomart. “And you declined when Arthur asked you to search for the stone.”

“I did. And I’d decline again.”

“Lèse majesté.”

“Common sense. Hunting all over the British Isles for a rock…” She made a sour face to show what she thought of the idea.

“Finding the stone is a great triumph for all of us, Brit.” He took a long swallow of wine. “It will unite Arthur’s court as nothing else has.”

“Except drinking.” Merlin put on a tight smile. “Whatever our differences, we do have that in common.”

Mark stepped away from him. “Most of us do. Arthur’s right, Merlin. You are a killjoy.” He turned to Britomart and grinned at her. “You too.”

“Tomorrow morning,” Merlin said heavily, “while the rest of you are sleeping off hangovers, Brit and I will be conducting the court’s business.”

“Alexander the Great-”

“Don’t bring that up. Alexander’s been dead a thousand years. And,” he added emphatically, “he died young. I’ve seen him, embalmed in honey, resting in that glass coffin in Alexandria.”

“Show-off. People say you’ve traveled more and seen more things than one man could do in the span of a natural lifetime.”

Merlin looked past him to Brit. With a resigned air he asked her, “Why do so many people here mistake rudeness for wise self-assertion?”

Two of the knights, Bors and Accolon, got into a fight. Accolon was French, one of the men who’d come to England in the retinue of Queen Guenevere. Then, when the king and queen fell out, he had switched his loyalties to Arthur, which made him distrusted on both sides. Bors was a native-born Englishman. Ethnic epithets got exchanged, then blows. The people around them managed to pull them apart and calm them down.

Britomart was going to say something, but before she could, Arthur raised a hand to give a signal to the musicians, and they played a loud fanfare to signal that the council was about to start.

Most of the assembled crowd ignored it and kept doing what they were doing. A few, the ones who were relatively sober, moved to the round table and took seats. Merlin, Mark and Britomart were among them; they took chairs close to the king’s.

Borolet and Ganelin, to get everyone else moving, took a pair of shields and began to hit them with spears. The sound echoed loudly in the stone room and finally got the crowd’s attention. Arthur moved to the table, staggering slightly. People began jostling one another to reach the remaining seats. The musicians fell silent.

In unison the two squires announced, “Oyez, Oyez! Attend you all! The high council of Arthur, King of the Britons, is in session.”

With that the room fell relatively quiet. Arthur sat back in his chair and smiled at them all. “Good afternoon, everyone. I know most of you are wondering why I’ve called this extraordinary council today. The fact is, we have important news. Momentous news.”

Since most of the crowd had already heard about the finding of the stone, this caused barely a stir. Arthur seemed not to notice. Instead, he went on to talk about Percival’s quest, the legends surrounding the stone and the fact that the knight was due back at Camelot with it in a week or less. Then he added that he had requested his sister, Morgan le Fay, to conduct a public ceremony to consecrate the sacred relic to the common good of the people of England.

This, not even Mark had known. And it created the hoped-for effect. Everyone started clamoring to speak. Morgan was not especially popular with most of the kings and knights and, worse, was not trusted. All kinds of objections were raised. When Arthur pointed out she was the high priestess and therefore the logical person to conduct such a rite, ten different men demanded that Arthur’s own court wizard Merlin perform any necessary rituals. Merlin buried his face in has hands and moaned.

When Arthur finally managed to quiet everyone, he asked Merlin whether he’d be willing to officiate. Merlin slowly got to his feet. “Arthur, as you know perfectly well, I am not a wizard or any other variety of wonder-worker. I am merely a well-traveled scholar, and I’m more than willing to defer to Morgan’s office and expertise.”

A dozen more knights rose up and agitated to be recognized.

But before Arthur could acknowledge any of them, a loud sound filled the room. Everyone looked around to see what was causing it. A thin, pale young man was spinning a bullroarer above his head near one of the doors. The sound was awful.

A few people recognized the man as Mordred, Morgan’s son. There had always been rumors he was the product of an incestuous union between Morgan and Arthur. Quite suddenly, before anyone could react to his presence, all the torches in the room went out. Merlin noticed that it was several of Morgan’s servants who were putting them out.

But two remained lit-on either side of the main door. And there, lit in an orange-red halo by them, stood Morgan le Fay herself. She was a tall woman, even paler than her son, and she was dressed in flowing black robes. Her manner could not have been more imperious.

“Arthur,” she intoned. “You have rendered a great service to this nation in your determination to locate the Stone of Bran. With it, England will prosper. With it, your power and the influence of this court will grow ever greater. With the great god Bran as our protector, this blessed nation shall attain greatness of a kind not known since Imperial Rome.”

She paused and looked around. Her appearance had caught nearly everyone off guard. None of them seemed at all certain what to make of her presence or her pronouncement. But the mention of Rome, which was always spoken of with some awe, impressed them properly. She spread her arms wide, and her enormous black sleeves seemed to resemble the wings of an ominous bird.

“Arthur,” she went on, “the gods salute you and recognize your power and authority.”

Merlin took in the scene, fascinated. Morgan had certainly stage-managed her entrance effectively. Her servants were placed unobtrusively around the Great Hall; they had extinguished the torches on cue. But it was quite out of character for her to acknowledge Arthur’s position in any but a grudging way. What was she up to? Did she hope to get her hands on the stone for her own ends? It seemed the only likely explanation.