J. Blair: The Excalibur Murders

“Don’t blaspheme the gods, Merlin. They have a way of getting their revenge.”

“Arthur, what is this stone? I mean, who found it and where?”

Arthur smiled a satisfied smile and pretended to examine his fingernails. “Percival found it. In Wales.”

“In Wales?” Merlin laughed. “What is it made of, then? Mud and onions?”

“Scoff all you like. The stone is real. And we have it.”

Nimue sat up. “Am I missing something? I’ve never heard of this-this-”

“Stone of Bran,” Arthur said patiently. “It figures in any number of ancient legends, Colin. A skull-shaped stone. Originally fashioned by the god Bran. Some even say it is his own divine skull. And it has mystical powers. It works wonders.”

“Gods have skulls?”

“I only said that was one of the legends. But the stone is shaped like one. I’ve wanted to get my hands on it for years. Sent knight after knight out questing for it. It could actually bring peace to Camelot.”

“That,” Merlin said emphatically, “would be a wonder on the order of Creation.”

Arthur ignored him. “It might even reconcile my wife to the fact that she’s my wife.”

“Arthur.” Merlin adopted the tone of a stern school-teacher talking to a dim student.

But Arthur was in too buoyant a mood to be scolded. “Yes, scholar?”

“I don’t doubt Percival found some kind of stone, maybe even one carved into a skull. But it is not magical. Work, study, scholarship, patience, even a bit of love-those are the things that will civilize England and stop all this constant infighting. No stone, magic or otherwise, can do that. We have to put our faith in ourselves, not a lot of arcane claptrap.”

“We’ll just see, won’t we?”

“I can’t stand it when you turn smug.” He added ironically, “Your Majesty.”

“I know. That’s why I do it. Merlin, indulge me in this. If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t. I’ll be the first to admit it. But if the stone is real-just think of the possibilities.”

“If pie cured leprosy…”

“You spend too much time inhaling book dust.”

Merlin was about to tell the king that he himself ought to spend more time with books when the door opened. One of Arthur’s squires, a tall young man with bright red hair named Borolet, looked in. “Excuse me, Majesty.”

Before he could say anything else Nimue spoke up. “Ganelin! How are you?”

“I’m Borolet. Hello, Colin.”

“Oh. Borolet, then. I haven’t seen you in a while.”

Borolet turned to the king. “You wanted me to remind you when the council meeting is set to start.”

Arthur sprang to his feet. “Just so. I can’t wait to tell everyone the news.” He stepped toward the door.

“Arthur, don’t.” Merlin was frowning deeply. “Hold off. At least wait and see what Percival actually brings.”

“He who hesitates is lost, scholar.”

“Fools rush in, king.”

For the first time Arthur seemed deflated. “You really think it might be a-a mistake?”

“There’s a remote possibility of it.”

The king took a deep breath. “I’ve already told Mark.”

“Good heavens, Arthur. You know how he prattles. And you know how superstitious he is. He couldn’t keep a secret like this to save his life.”

“Oh-and I sent word to Morgan.”

Merlin sighed and rolled his eyes in exasperation. “Morgan? Why on earth did you do that? Arthur, when will you get the hang of kingship? Power is about discretion. About keeping secrets, if you want to look at it that way.”

“She is the high priestess, after all. She deals with the gods. Even though, as everyone knows, you are a powerful sorcerer.”

“Stop it, Arthur.”

“You are. Everyone says so. Any man as learned as you must have entered into a pact with the dark powers. It’s common knowledge.”

“It may be common but, Arthur, it is not knowledge.”

“Look at these birds. They do as you tell them. No wonder people think you’re a kind of enchanter.”

“Because I’ve trained a few ravens? Be serious.”

“You’re a wizard. It’s common knowledge.”

He stiffened. “It is nonsense, not knowledge.”

The king chuckled. “You shouldn’t let yourself grow annoyed so easily. It takes all the fun out of it. Anyway, when the stone gets here, I want Morgan to conduct some kind of ceremony, consecrating it to Camelot or England or some such.”

“ ‘Some such’?”

“She’ll know the proper form. You know what I mean. It’s an important relic. Its arrival here will be an event. Besides, we need something to liven this place up.”

“Why not just watch the knights in the courtyard trying to slaughter each other?”

“Really, Merlin.” Arthur sighed. “You’re such a killjoy.

It’s a good thing you’re as smart as you are or you’d end up in a dungeon someplace, on principle.” He put on a wide smile. “We’ll talk later. Are you coming to council?”

“I’ll be along.”

“Good. I want you there. Mark will be there. I want to announce the news before he has the chance to gossip it all over the castle.”

“Why isn’t he off in Cornwall, refining tin for you? Or seducing every woman he can get his hands on?”

“He’s here, Merlin. He’s my chief military advisor, and tensions with the French are getting worse.”

With that he rushed out of the room, leaving Merlin and Nimue to bow to the empty space where he’d been.

A moment later Borolet looked into the room again. “You shouldn’t disagree with him that way, Merlin. He is the king, after all.”

“And I’m his chief counselor. Disagreeing with him is my job. Evidently eavesdropping is yours.”

Borolet turned to Colin. “My brother and I are going to do some wrestling later. Would you like to join us?”

Nimue stiffened slightly. “No thank you.”

“Arthur was right. You’re a couple of sticks-in-the-mud.” He looked from one of them to the other, grinned a smart-ass grin then left, pulling the door shut loudly behind him.

Merlin sat, heavily. “You see what I’m up against? The Stone of Bran. What rubbish.”

“When it gets here and he sees that it’s just a stone…”

“He’ll see what he wants to see. He’s a king.”

“Oh.”

For an instant Merlin seemed to be lost in his thoughts. Then he looked squarely at Nimue. “You probably ought to go and wrestle with them. If you never exercise at all, they might start to get suspicious.”

“Let them.”

“Besides, I thought you told me once that you find him attractive.”

“No, that was his brother Ganelin.”

“They’re twins. It comes to the same thing.”

“To another man, perhaps.”

“And another man is exactly what you are. Don’t forget it.”

“Yes, sir.” She grinned impishly. “Are we going to council? ”

“I am. You are staying here. I want you to memorize the first pages of Oedipus Rex.”

“Sphinxes? Divine curses? That doesn’t sound like the champion of reason you pretend to be.”

“Take the scroll and go, will you? Leave me alone for a while. I need to think about this new development and decide how to deal with it.”

“I can help.”

“Colin, go and wrestle somebody.”

“Nimue.”

“Damn it, go and study.” He tossed a quill pen playfully at her.

She dodged it and left. A moment later the wounded knight appeared. Merlin cleaned the wound, rubbed it with an anesthetic salve and bandaged it.

Camelot, like many another castle, had grown haphazardly for generations. It was not especially large by royal standards, but it sprawled in every direction, conforming to no architectural geometry. Wings and towers were added when and where they were needed, with no deference to a plan. Some corridors led nowhere; others wound back on themselves,confusing unsuspecting visitors. Still others rose or descended imperceptibly; a person not in the know might never realize he’d changed levels till it was too late to avoid complete disorientation. It had been built by King Pellenore, who was known to be mad.