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His eyes widened. “Oh, no.”

The agent flipped open his cell and dialed.

“Bugsy, I need travel records for a specific date.”

“How long ago?”

“Fifteen years.”

“That’s almost impossible.”

“Plus I need a sealed juvenile record.”

“That is impossible.”

“And I want both in a half hour.”

“You’re crazy. What’s the big rush?”

“Someone’s going to die.”

MIDNIGHT

Rain started again.

A light drizzle, but with ocean gusts that promised a bigger show. Students in sports cars and Jeeps cruised the strip. Decent numbers, but not like the sixties, when it brought A1A to a standstill.

The rain came down harder, scattering people off sidewalks and into bars.

Or bushes.

Andy poked his head up from shrubs along the front of a seafood grill. A quick scan of the surroundings, then another hundred-yard dash south, hugging buildings, staying as far from the street as possible. Another dive into manicured hedges.

A ’73 Challenger rolled down the strip. Serge cranked his windshield wipers from intermittent to full. “How far could they have gotten?”

“Finding one person in this rain is hard enough,” said Coleman. “But two?”

“We have to find them!”

The Challenger blew through a yellow light at Sunrise Boulevard. The Crown Vic behind him ran the red. Agent Ramirez checked his watch and his gun.

Andy wiped rain from his eyes, surveying the street again from behind landscaping.

A Delta 88 crossed a drawbridge at the causeway and made the northern swing onto the strip.

“Maybe he went the other way,” said Coleman.

“You might be right.” Serge made a skidding U-turn where A1A forks at the Oasis Cafe.

Andy waited for the taillights to fade, then jumped out from behind a coconut palm at the Oasis and bolted across the street through honking traffic.

Guillermo drove past a marina just as Andy dove behind a closed ticket shack for fishing charters. But Guillermo wasn’t looking for Andy. He turned to his passenger in the front seat. “Get both hands back on the dash.”

“What are you going to do to me?” asked Melvin.

“Nothing,” said Guillermo. “Just need you to straighten something out for me.”

“Why do we keep driving back and forth?”

“Waiting for a phone call…”

Guillermo reached Oakland Park, passing a southbound Challenger in the intersection.

“I’ll never forgive myself,” said Serge. Another U-turn. And another.

Coleman rode out the centrifugal force against the passenger door. “I have no idea which way we’re going anymore.”

The driver of an ’07 Mustang tried to make the light at Sunrise, then changed his mind. Tires didn’t hold the wet street, and he spun into a lamppost.

“Why are we slowing down?” asked Coleman.

“Must be some kind of accident.” Serge strained to see through sweeping wipers that couldn’t handle the volume. Flares in the road. “Can’t even imagine Floridians driving on snow.”

Police put out the cones, snarling traffic to a single lane.

“Dammit!” Serge punched the steering wheel. “What a time for this!”

They crept along, getting closer to the traffic cop in a rain poncho waving cars by with a lighted baton. Only twenty vehicles back now, which put them five behind a Delta 88, ten behind a Dodge Monaco and fifteen behind a Crown Vic with government plates.

The rain became a sheeting downpour, killing visibility. Hazard lights blinked. A glowing baton waved the Crown Vic by. Ramirez hit the gas and raced a block to the appointed street corner.

The Vic hadn’t come to a complete stop yet when Ramirez saw Andy jump from behind the charter-boat shack and sprint down a knoll. The agent leaned across the front seat, opening the passenger door, and Andy dove in.

Ramirez took off.

A Delta 88 and a Challenger rolled through the intersection.

“Serge, what’s the point…”

“I’m not giving up on Melvin and Andy!”

“I ain’t saying give up, just that all this driving back and forth isn’t working.”

“I know, and time’s running out! It might already be too late. If only there was some way to turn back the clock and give me time to think-” Serge cut himself off and snapped his fingers.

“Is this like what you were talking about before?” asked Coleman. “A thought pops into your head later?”

“Hang on to something.” Serge cut the wheel hard for a vicious right turn.

Three blocks ahead, Andy crossed his arms tightly, soaked and shivering.

“Sorry,” said Ramirez, turning off the car’s AC. “How you holding up?”

Teeth chattered. “I’m not.”

“That’ll change,” said the agent. “It’s all over now. You made it in.”

The Crown Vic passed Bahia Mar and disappeared south on A1A.

The rain let up. People emerged from restaurants and bars, resuming the nightly sidewalk stroll along the strip. A Delta 88 drove south past Bahia Mar.

TWENTY MINUTES LATER

Andy sat on a couch in dry FBI clothes that were three sizes too big.

Ramirez peeked out the curtains again. “What now?” asked Andy.

“Wait.”

“Can I watch TV?”

“No. We might not be able to hear.”

“Hear what?”

Ramirez laid out a collection on top of a bedspread. Glock, extra clips, pistol-grip twelve-gauge, Taser,.38 ankle backup with snap release.

“Agent Ramirez,” said Andy. “Hear what? What are we listening for?”

“Anything. Just a precaution.”

“Thought you said I was safe now.”

“You are, as long as we follow procedure.” He grabbed his phone. “Just have to make final arrangements.”

Ramirez went in the bathroom and dialed.

A half mile away, Serge burst through the door at Bahia Cabana.

City and Country looked up from a bong at the clamor.

“Where the hell have you been?”

“Wal-Mart.” Serge ran across the room.

“Wal-Mart?” said City.

“Time slows down,” said Coleman.

Serge pawed through luggage. “Just the cushion I needed to retool the Master Plan and catch back up… Here it is!“ He grabbed Andy’s disposable cell and frantically pressed buttons.

”What are you doing?” asked Coleman.

“Trying to find his call log…” More menu buttons. “Here it is.” Serge scanned the tiny screen, the same number repeating all the way to the bottom, both incoming and outgoing. “Just as I thought.”

He hit redial.

“That’s right,” Ramirez said into his cell. “With me right now. Perfectly safe… Okay, we’ll sit tight.”

The agent hung up; the phone instantly rang again.

“Agent Ramirez.”

“Where’s Andy?”

“Who’s this?”

“Serge. What have you done with him?”

“Done with who? I don’t know any Andy…”

Andy sprang from the couch in alarm.

Ramirez held out an arm and shook his head: nothing to worry about.

The boy tentatively sat back down.

“You’re not a good liar,” said Serge. “This phone number’s all over his cell. That’s why we’re talking right now.”

“Why are we talking?”

“I want Andy.”

“I just told you-”

“Knock off the act. I know about his mother.”

“Why don’t you come down to the local office and discuss it with us?”

“That’s the last thing you want.”

“This conversation’s over.”

“You killed her.”

“Now it’s really over.”

“Hang up on me, and the next call I make will be to the local office.”

Ramirez looked toward Andy, then faced the other way and lowered his voice.