Steve Martini - The Rule of Nine

Considering what the kid had seen and what he knew, Thorn had no choice. He hired the Mexican he had used several times before, and silenced Jimmie Snyder forever.

Thorn scrolled back to the first page and glanced at a few of the other headlines on the screen. He read the banner at the top: “Deficit Grows to Six Trillion.”

He scanned enough of the story to conclude, at least in his own mind, that the old superpower up north was going down fast, in one final orgy of spending. To Thorn the whole thing seemed comical. For a century and a half, it had sucked taxpayers dry, forcing them all to pay for Social Security and Medicare several times over while Congress refused to lock up the money and pissed it all away on other things, including the Congressional gold-plated pension plan. Now they wanted to give everybody health care so they could play the same tune over again, only louder this time.

Einstein was right; only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity.

Two thousand years since the Romans disappeared, government was still dealing in bread and circuses. Perks to the people in return for their votes, all of it to be paid for by the rich, if you believed the people pulling the levers. And all they wanted was merely to serve, to maintain their death grip in the wheelhouse even as the ship went under.

Thorn would have to move fast if he was going to catch it before it sank; it would be like shooting fireworks off the deck of the Titanic. He would give them a light show they would never forget, just as the country slipped beneath a financial tsunami.

The United States Senate was without question the most exclusive club in the world. But tonight Joshua Root was wishing he had joined the Rotary Club instead. He was sitting alone in the darkened living room of his home in Chevy Chase holding a single sheet of paper, a printout of a personal e-mail from his computer upstairs. It was the second message in less than a month from an old acquaintance, someone he hadn’t seen or heard from in years, a former friend from the dark days of his youth. Root had promptly responded to the earlier e-mail and thought it was over. But apparently it wasn’t.

He had survived in the snake pit of Washington politics for three decades. Now in his senior years, he thought about the fact that at the peak of his power, his past was finally catching up with him. It seemed that everything around him was suddenly collapsing. He seemed to be suffering from increasing bouts of anxiety and confusion. Whether it was age or his worsening physical condition he couldn’t be sure. But lately it seemed that he was constantly perspiring.

The mess in Washington, the disarray within his own party, was rapidly transforming the achievements of the previous year into a nightmare. They had come to power on the shoulders of voters with a promise of fresh politics and openness in government. Now, little more than a year later, they were left to founder on an agenda of costly social reforms that few on either side of the aisle embraced. In the end they had to be negotiated in the middle of the night behind locked doors, and purchased with billions of dollars in pork.

Root had been through tough times before, but never anything like this. With high unemployment and an ever present recession, voters across the country were growing restive. Their mood was increasingly ugly. An invitation to a tea party could mean anything from tar and feathers to a lynching.

The powers in Washington had lost control. In their place was a mob of itinerant Internet bloggers, constantly picking through political trash looking for dirt. The minute they found it, the story would play in a continuous loop over the national bullhorn, the round-the-clock cable news networks looking for ratings.

To Root, the delusional mood among leaders in Washington resembled the sense of serenity at Versailles the night before the French Revolution. Of course, his sense of dread was heightened by the knowledge he possessed.

The most odious scandal in American political history was bubbling like a hot yellow cauldron just beneath the surface of the nation’s capital. And with millions pounding the streets looking for work, the timing couldn’t have been worse.

For as far back as Josh could remember, senior members of Congress had been raking in large sums of money from interested parties on legislation. The casual observer might ask, “What else is new?” But this money was not in the form of campaign contributions, and the sums being transferred would have dwarfed the national treasuries of a few small countries. It had been going on for years, long before Root arrived in Washington, and was without question the best-kept secret in town. Over the decades sizable personal fortunes had been transferred from multinational corporations, and in some cases foreign governments, into secret numbered bank accounts owned and controlled by powerful key members of Congress.

It was never discussed. No one ever talked about it. It was considered the poorest of form ever to put anything in writing. Votes were peddled with a wink and a nod, and the money wired in from overseas accounts where U.S. authorities had limited reach. The practice was of long standing, and was clearly understood by all the players, almost as if it were written in invisible ink and included in the Senate rules.

Virtually all of the numbered accounts were in Europe, in countries where the sanctity of bank-secrecy laws was not only time honored, but a principal pillar of the national economy. For a considerable fee these banks would quietly roost on your growing bag of gold with never a name attached to it, just a number, along with written instructions for periodic disbursements.

Senior members of Congress, including Root, were now sitting on stacks of money that would have shamed the Rothschilds. This while they beat their gums and railed over bonuses paid to corporate executives, people who were forced to genuflect because they flew into town on private jets.

For Root, his lifetime under-the-table earnings now amounted to more than a billion dollars, all of it illegal and on which he paid no U.S. tax. After all, the 1040 IRS form didn’t include a line for “income derived from bribery.” It must have been an oversight.

Then it happened. Forty years of corruption and incompetence and the national economy suddenly tanked. Who could have guessed? They found themselves busy holding hearings and pointing fingers, mostly at everyone else, when some do-gooder at Treasury lit a fuse that legislative leaders on the hill were still trying to stamp out.

The government was strapped for cash, so it was natural that the Treasury Department would be looking for a new group of taxpayers to shear. It didn’t take long to find a pigeon. Who more deserving than American citizens hiding large amounts of income in banks offshore? Somebody slipped an amendment into a bill allowing Treasury to turn the diplomatic and economic screws on foreign banks holding deposits belonging to U.S. citizens. What they wanted were the names of Americans holding secret numbered accounts so they could impose taxes and penalties on undeclared income. And it would be an added bonus if they threw a few of the tax dodgers in prison as a warning to the rest.

Before Root and his friends could move to kill the bill, a number of foreign governments similarly strapped for cash jumped on the idea. What had been a private food fight in Washington suddenly turned into an international free-for-all and was threatening to get out of control.

Neglecting to report a modest amount of income on foreign rental properties was one thing. Explaining away vast fortunes in numbered accounts in what was clearly an institutionalized system of public corruption dating back decades was another.