Blake Crouch - Serial Uncut

"Too many." I turned back to my coffee.

"I saw the TV movie. The one that became the series. You're much better looking than the actress who played you."

I was in no mood to be idolized. Plus, there was something creepy about this guy.

"Look, buddy, I don't want to be rude, but I'm really not up for conversation right now."

The fat man didn't take the hint. "And you got Barry Fuller. He killed over a dozen, didn't he? He was both a serial killer and a mass murderer, due to all those Feds he took out at that rest stop."

I sighed. The waitress came by with my cheese curds. She set down the basket and winked at me. "These are on me."

"Thanks. I could use some salt."

I tried a curd. Too hot, so I spit it back out into my palm and played hot potato until it cooled off. My biggest fan refused to give up.

"There were others in the Kork family as well, weren't there? A whole group of psychos. I heard they killed over forty people, total."

I really didn't want to think about the Kork family, and I really didn't want to have a late-night gabfest with a cop groupie.

But, on the plus side, knocking out that pimp's teeth really woke me up.

When the waitress brought me the salt, I asked for my meal to go. The fat guy apparently didn't like that, because he gave me his back and had an intense whisper exchange with his buddy; a younger, attractive man in a flannel shirt. The young guy nodded, got up, and left.

"Just one last question, Lieutenant, and then I promise I'll leave you alone."

I sighed again, glancing at him. "Go ahead."

"Did you ever try to take on two serial killers at once?"

I popped a curd in my mouth. "Can't say that I have."

He smiled, lopsided. "Too bad. That would have been cool."

The fat guy threw down some money, then followed his buddy out.

No longer pestered, I decided to eat there, and settled in to eat my cheese curds.

Taylor hadn't ever killed a cop. He came close once, a few years ago, when a state trooper pulled him over, and asked him to step out of his truck. Taylor had been ready to pull his knife and gut the pig, but the cop only wanted him to do a field sobriety test. Taylor wouldn't ever risk driving drunk, and he easily passed, getting let off with a warning and pulling away with a dead hooker in his sleeping compartment.

But he was itching to get at this cop. Taylor liked strong women. He liked when they fought him, refusing to give up. They were so much fun to break. Especially when they had such adorable feet.

As Donaldson suggested, Taylor had left the diner and gone back to his rig to grab the ether. Candi with an i was still out cold, but she held far less fascination for Taylor than this new prospect.

I'm going to have a little nip of Jack Daniels, he thought, smiling wildly. Maybe more than one. And maybe not so little.

For helping out, he'd let Donaldson have Candi. While Taylor wasn't into the whole voyeur scene, it might be interesting to watch another pro do his thing. Hopefully, it didn't involve any sort of sex, because he had zero desire to see Donaldson's flabby, naked ass.

Taylor grabbed the plastic bag-the ether-soaked paper towels still moist-and met Donaldson in the parking lot.

"The best spot is here, in the shadow of this truck," Donaldson said.

Taylor didn't like him calling the shots, but he heard the man out.

"She thinks I'm a fan," Donaldson continued, "so I'm going to call her over here, ask for an autograph. Then you come up behind her with the ether."

"She's armed. Her purse was too heavy to only be carrying a wallet and make-up."

"I saw that, too. I'll grab her wrists, you get her around the neck. We can pull her to the ground here, out of sight. How close is your truck?"

"The red Peterbilt, a few spaces back."

"When she's out, we throw her arms around our shoulders, walk her over there like she's drunk."

Taylor shook his head. "Only when we're sure no one is watching. I don't want a witness getting my plate number."

"Fine. We can walk her around until we're sure we're clear."

Taylor stared at Donaldson for a moment, then said, "She's mine."

Donaldson didn't respond.

"I'll give you the whore for helping me, Donaldson. But the cop is mine."

Donaldson eventually nodded. "Fair enough. Is the whore cute?"

"Too old, fat thighs, saggy gut from popping out kids."

Donaldson raised his eyebrow. "She's got kids?"

Taylor laughed. "You into kiddies, Donaldson?"

"Any port in the storm. But you can have fun with kids in other ways. Did the whore have a cell phone?"

"Yeah."

"Give it here."

Interested in where Donaldson was going with this, Taylor dug the phone out of his pocket and handed it over. Donaldson scrolled through the address book.

"Calling home," Donaldson told him.

"Can't calls be traced?"

"They can be traced to this cell phone, but not to our current location. To do that requires some highly sophisticated equipment-which I highly doubt the local constabulary possesses."

"Put it on speaker."

Donaldson hit a button, and Taylor heard ringing.

"Hello?" A child's voice, preteen.

"This is Detective Donaldson. I'm sorry to inform you that your mommy is dead."

"What?"

"Mommy is dead, kid. She was horribly murdered."

"Mommy's dead?" The child began to cry.

"It's an occupational hazard. Your mom was a whore, you know. She had sex with strange men for money. One of those men killed her."

"Mommy's dead!"

Donaldson hit the disconnect button.

Taylor shook his head, smiling. "Man, that is low."

"I'll call him back later, see how he's doing. This phone has a camera, too. Maybe I'll send him some pictures of Mommy when I'm done with her."

"What about the babysitter sending the cops here?"

"You think the babysitter knows what Mom's job is? And even if she calls the cops, Murray 's pays them to stay away. Besides, we'll be in your truck by then."

Taylor thought it was reckless. But still, calling up a kid and saying his mother was dead was pretty good. Taylor considered all of the cell phones he'd thrown away, and cursed himself for the fun he'd missed.

Donaldson dug into his pocket and produced a pair of small binoculars. He held them to his face and looked at the diner.

"The cop is still working on her burger. She is a sweet piece of pie, isn't she? Jack fucking Daniels. What a lucky day indeed. It's a small world, my friend."

"Not when you're driving from L.A. to Boston."

"Funny you should mention that. One of the reasons I'm a courier is to have a wide area to hunt in. I'm assuming you got into trucking for the same reason."

"The wider the better. You shouldn't shit where you eat."

"I agree. I don't think I'm even on the Fed's radar. And cops don't talk to each other from state to state. A man could keep on doing this for a very long time, if he plays it smart."

"So, what's your thing?" Taylor asked.

Donaldson lowered the binocs. "My thing?"

"What you do to them."

Donaldson did the eyebrow raise again, which was starting to get annoying. "Have we reached that point in our relationship where we can share our methods? You haven't even told me your name."

"It's Taylor. And I want to know, before I invite you into my truck, that you aren't into some sick shit."

"Define sick."

"Guts are okay, but don't puncture the intestines. That smell takes forever to go away."

"I'm not into internal organs."

"How about rape?"

Donaldson smiled. "I am into rape."

"I don't want to see it. No offense, but naked guys are not a turn-on for me."

"That's fair enough. We can take turns, give each other some privacy. My thing, as you put it, is to cut off their faces. One little piece at a time. A nostril. An ear. An eye. A lip. And then I feed their faces to them, bit by bit.