Lard Ass Hogan watched it all, his large face calm and beaming, his stomach suddenly sweet and steady with a warm balm it might never know again - that balm was a feeling of utter and complete satisfaction. He stood up, took the slightly tacky microphone from the trembling hand of Mayor Charbonneau, and said ...
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'"I declare this contest a draw." Then he puts the mike down, walks off the back of the platform, and goes straight home. His mother's there, on account of she couldn't get a babysitter for Lard Ass's little sister, who was only two. And as soon as he comes in, all covered with puke and pie drool, still wearin' his bib, she says, "Davie, did you win?" But he doesn't say a fuckin' word, you know. Just goes upstairs to his room, locks the door, and lays down on his bed.'
I downed the last swallow in Chris's Coke and tossed it into the woods.
'Yeah, that's cool, then what happened?' Teddy asked eagerly.
'I don't know.'
'What do you mean, you don't knowT Teddy asked.
'It means it's the end. When you don't know what happens next, that's the end.'
'Whaaaat? Vern cried. There was an upset, suspicious look on his face, like he thought maybe he'd just gotten rooked playing penny-up Bingo at the Topsham Fair. 'What's all this happy crappy? How'd it come outT
'You have to use your imagination,' Chris said patiently.
'No, I ain't!' Vern said angrily. 'He's supposed to use his imagination! He made up the fuckin' story!'
'Yeah, what happened to the cat?' Teddy persisted. 'Come on, Gordie, tell us.'
'I think his dad was at the Pie-Eat and when he came home he beat the living crap out of Lard Ass.'
'Yeah, right,' Chris said. 'I bet that's just what happened.'
'And,' I said, 'the kids went right on calling him Lard Ass. Except that maybe some of them started calling him Puke-Yer-Guts, too.'
'That ending sucks,' Teddy said sadly.
That's why I didn't want to tell it.'
'You could have made it so he shot his father and ran away and joined the Texas Rangers,' Teddy said. 'How about that?'
Chris and I exchanged a glance. Chris raised one shoulder in a barely perceptible shrug.
'I guess so,' I said.
'Hey, you got any new Le Dio stories, Gordie?'
'Not just now. Maybe I'll think of some.' I didn't want to upset Teddy, but I wasn't very interested in checking out what was happening in Le Dio, either. 'Sorry you didn't go for this one better.'
'Nah, it was good,' Teddy said. 'Right up to the end, it was good. All that pukin' was really cool.'
'Yeah, that was cool, really gross,' Vern agreed. 'But Teddy's right about the ending. It was sort of a gyp.'
'Yeah,' I said, and sighed.
Chris stood up. 'Let's do some walking,' he said. It was still bright daylight, the sky a hot, steely blue, but our shadows had begun to trail out long. I remember that as a kid, September days always seemed to end much too soon, catching me by surprise - it was as if something inside my heart expected it to always be June, with daylight lingering in the sky until almost nine-thirty. 'What time is it, Gordie?'
I looked at my watch and was astonished to see it was after five.
'Yeah, let's go,' Teddy said. 'But let's make camp before dark so we can see to get wood and stuff. I'm gettin' hungry, too.'
'Six-thirty,' Chris promised. 'Okay with you guys?'
It was. We started to walk again, using the cinders beside the tracks now. Soon the river was so far behind us we couldn't even hear its sound. Mosquitoes hummed and I slapped one off my neck. Vern and Teddy were walking up ahead, working out some sort of complicated comic book trade. Chris was beside me, hands in his pockets, shirt slapping against his knees and thighs like an apron.
'I got some Winstons,' he said. 'Hawked 'em off my old man's dresser. One apiece. For after supper.'
'Yeah? That's boss.'
"That's when a cigarette tastes best,' Chris said. 'After supper.'
'Right.'
We walked in silence for a while.
'That's a really fine story,' Chris said suddenly. "They're just a little too dumb to understand.'
'No, it's not that hot. It's a mumbler.'
'That's what you always say. Don't give me that bullshit you don't believe. Are you gonna write it down? The story?'
'Probably. But not for a while. I can't write 'em down right after I tell 'em. It'll keep.'
'What Vern said? About the ending being a gyp?'
'Yeah?'
Chris laughed. 'Life's a gyp, you know it? I mean, look at us.'
'Nah, we have a great time.'
'Sure,' Chris said. 'All the fuckin' time, you wet.'
I laughed. Chris did, too.
They come outta you just like bubbles out of soda-pop,' he said after a while.
'What does?' But I thought I knew what he meant.
'The stories. That really bugs me, man. It's like you could tell a million stories and still only get the ones on top. You'll be a great writer someday, Gordie.'
'No, I don't think so.'
'Yeah, you will. Maybe you'll even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material.'
'Have to be pretty fuckin' hard up.' I gave him the elbow.
There was another period of silence and then he asked suddenly: 'You ready for school?'
I shrugged. Who ever was? You got a little excited thinking about going back, seeing your friends; you were curious about your new teachers and what they would be like -pretty young things just out of teachers' college that you could rag or some old topkick that had been there since the Alamo, In a funny way you could even get excited about the long droning classes, because as the summer vacation neared its end you sometimes got bored enough to believe you could learn something. But summer boredom was nothing like the school boredom that always set in by the end of the second week, and by the beginning of the third week you got down to the real business: Could you hit Stinky Fiske in the back of the head with your art-gum while the teacher was putting The Principal Exports of South America on the board? How many good loud squeaks could you get off on the varnished surface of your desk if your hands were real sweaty? Who could cut the loudest farts in the locker room while changing up for phys ed? How many girls could you get to play Who Goosed the Moose during lunch hour? Higher learning, baby.
'Junior High,' Chris said. 'And you know what, Gordie? By next June, we'll all be quits.'
'What are you talking about? Why would that happen?'
'It's not gonna be like grammar school, that's why. You'll be in the college course. Me and Teddy and Vern, we'll all be in the shop courses, playing pocket-pool with the rest of the retards, making ashtrays and birdhouses. Vern might even have to go into Remedial. You'll meet a lot of new guys. Smart guys. That's just the way it works, Gordie. That's how they got it set up.'
'Meet a lot of pussies is what you mean,' I said.
He gripped my arm. 'No, man. Don't say that. Don't even think that. They'll get your stories. Not like Vern and Teddy.'
'Fuck the stories. I'm not going in with a lot of pussies. No sir.'
'If you don't, then you're an asshole.'
'What's asshole about wanting to be with your friends?'
He looked at me thoughtfully, as if deciding whether or not to tell me something. We had slowed down; Vern and Teddy had pulled almost half a mile ahead. The sun, lower now, came at us through the overlacing trees in broken, dusty shafts, turning everything gold - but it was a tawdry gold, dimestore gold, if you can dig that. The tracks stretched ahead of us in the gloom that was just starting to gather -they seemed almost to twinkle. Star-pricks of light stood out on them here and there, as if some nutty rich guy masquerading as a common labourer had decided to embed a diamond in the steel every sixty yards or so. It was still hot. The sweat rolled off us, slicking our bodies.
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