Andy McNab: Recoil

He was pro-Western, anti-Communist, and since chaos seemed to be the only alternative, he was worth a bung or two. Without Mobutu, Zaire would disintegrate into ethnic violence and civil war – and so would the export of its vast mineral wealth to the West. So there we were, getting burned to a crisp, maintaining what our government liked to call 'the UK's interests overseas'.

My only concern was making sure my gun was free of grit. Because as soon as Davy reported back, we were going to have to drive down into the valley and make like the Seventh Cavalry.

Annabel and the other two had satellite comms, which was how they'd managed to send a may-day from the bush about sixteen hours ago when the rebels had blocked the road and they'd taken refuge in the plantation house. There was no power, so to save battery they were just calling in every two hours with a sit rep. They also had no water or food, so the haphazard band of Mobutu's troops who were supposed to be looking after them sounded as though they were only a couple of steps short of doing a runner.

The US Third Fleet's carrier task force were stationed permanently off the west coast of Africa so they could keep a friendly eye on their Nigerian oil assets, but their Marine Expeditionary Force were still going to be out of range until tomorrow. By the time they arrived on their helis, it might be too late.

Our little gang, on the other hand, was only about two hundred Ks up the road. Downing Street had picked up the phone to the head shed at Hereford and now we were all set to escort the limos to the port. If the worst came to the worst, we'd keep off road and head cross-country, which was why we needed the trucks.

We'd made ourselves sterile of any ID and borrowed civvies from our Zairean students to try to blend in – as you do in Africa, when you have red skin, a peeling nose and a government that wants to maintain its interests but doesn't want to be seen doing so.

Before I'd joined the Regiment, just over a year earlier, I'd assumed that every mission would be run to detailed planning and precision timings. But for most jobs I'd been on, we'd had less time to grab our kit and come up with a plan than fire-fighters on a call-out – and this one was no exception. We'd stripped down the Renaults, loaded them with two GPMGs, some AK47s, some crap trauma kit, and as much water and ammunition as we could lay our hands on, then headed east into the badlands, stopping only to refuel and nick the odd Yamaha.

Even so, this should be a good day out; it sure beat potty-training Mobutu's sidekicks. Judging by the look on his face, Standish certainly seemed to be relishing the challenge. Then again, maybe he was just looking forward to his next shag.

He was sitting behind us now, crashing about with sat comms the size of a suitcase, fanning out the big mesh dish, trying to set it up, trying to get the right angle of dangle.

Sam glanced round from the wheel to see what all the commotion was about. I leaned into the footwell to lace up my Reeboks. They were the only things I was wearing that were mine. I had a borrowed football shirt – the Greek national strip, apparently – and Sam was in jeans two sizes too big and a thick wool shirt that made him sweat like a pig.

He gave his head a shake. 'It's pointless, boss. We'll be there soon. She won't be opening hers up for another hour anyway.'

Standish wasn't listening. 'Hello, Annabel? Annabel?'

Sam and I exchanged a knowing glance. I liked him a lot. Maybe it was because he was a Jock version of me. He'd also been shoved from one set of foster-parents to the next, and only really found a home when he'd joined the army. The rundown, gang-ridden housing estates and crap schools he'd been brought up in sounded just like mine. The only difference was that his local chippie used to sell Mars bars deep-fried in batter.

I opened the glovebox and tipped some brown Milo powder from a tin into a plastic mug, then splashed warm water over it from a well-used one-litre bottle that had once been full of Orangina. Milo was a nightmare to mix unless the water was boiling but I had grown to like it, lumps and all. I offered some to Standish; the look on his face cracked me up.

The day-to-day nitty-gritty really wasn't his style. Standish was basically the link with the embassy, and spent as little time as possible with the team – which was why he looked set for a night at the opera and was getting to shag Annabel while the rest of us had a month's facial hair and peeling noses.

The man really running the job was Seven Troop's staff sergeant, Gary B. Originally from the Royal Engineers, Gaz was a man of few words: 'fuck', 'fucking' and 'fuck you' pretty much covered it, as far as he was concerned. I had a lot of time for him. Just under six foot tall, with long, jet-black hair that curled round his neck, he looked like a roadie for the Stones – but since he'd developed two of the world's biggest boils in the last couple of days, one each side of his neck, we'd nicknamed him Frankenstein. We only called him that behind his back, of course. Gary had a quick temper and none of us wanted to wind up on the receiving end of some friendly fire.

He was in the lead wagon, maybe eighty metres ahead of us.

'Annabel? Come in, Annabel.'

Standish's mop of blond hair never seemed to get greasy and never stuck up after a night in a sleeping-bag like ours did. Annabel probably lent him her hairbrush.

He'd come to the Regiment from the Coldstream Guards; all those years under a busby must have given him plenty of practice at looking down his nose on the rest of the world. Every time he opened his mouth it was as if he was about to give a pep talk to the archers at Agincourt. I didn't think he was ever going to be my new best mate.

Sam, a sergeant with nine years in the Regiment, felt the same way. He reckoned Standish always seemed to be holding back on the full story, like there were some details he didn't want to bother our little heads with. 'I just don't trust him,' Sam growled. 'He's not solid.'

I studied the skyline. 'Jesus, Davy, get a move on. Where the fuck are you?'

'Don't take His name in vain, Nick.'

'Davy won't mind, mate. I do it all the time…'

I thought Sam must be taking the piss, but then I saw the expression on his face. It was like Standish would have looked if you'd told him Beef Wellington wasn't on the menu tonight.

He lifted his arse, fished in his back pocket and handed me a battered leatherbound book. 'Go on,' he said. 'It's right up your street – sex, violence, revenge, all sorts.'

I flicked open the cover. 'It's the New fucking Testament. I didn't know you were into that stuff, Sam…'

I suddenly felt like I'd been locked in the same cell as a double-glazing salesman. Weddings and funerals were the closest I came to the happyclappies, and when people started talking to me about God or country, it just made me run for the hills…

His eyes flashed. 'You're not really getting the message, are you, son? I don't like foul language being used alongside the Lord's name. It's like me calling your mother a whore.'

I nodded, but still couldn't work out why it offended him so much. And maybe my mum had been a whore – I'd never met her to ask.

I handed back his Bible. 'No, thanks, mate, not for me. There's no pictures. And, besides, I know the ending.'

'You'll find out one day what you're missing.'

'How do you square all that with being in the Regiment? Hardly turning the other cheek, is it?'

He beamed. 'I know that what I'm doing is the right thing. Jesus wasn't some kind of drug-crazed hippie who walked around followed by bluebirds and talking donkeys. He was a revolutionary. He said, "I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."