John Lawton - Riptide

‘D’yer get rid of him?’

‘Er… no, he’s staying. I’ll have to get dressed and go out with him. You’d better stay here until you hear me slam the door.’

‘And

‘And I have to shave.’

‘You can’t go out all icky-fluffed from bed. Why don’t you get in with me? I’ll soap yer todger.’

‘Kitty. You just lost two brothers. Your mother’s up to her eyes in grief. Your father’s in the next room telling me he wants to bury himself in his work…’

‘Yeah. But we’re still alive, aren’t we? I think you should get in with me. I think you should get it while you can.’

‘Is that your life’s motto in a nutshell, Kitty?’

‘Pretty much. You getting in or not?’

Cal said nothing. Whipped the razor across his face, brushed his teeth, dearly wished he could piss in front of a woman, but found he couldn’t, went back to his bedroom and threw on his clothes.

‘I remembered,’ Walter was saying. ‘We never got round to what our man had in his pockets.’

Cal took an envelope out of the desk drawer and set it on the round table in front of Stilton. Stilton put on his reading glasses and spent five minutes peering closely at the late Peter Robinson’s documents.

‘What conclusion did you reach?’ he asked.

‘Walter, could we discuss this over breakfast?’ said Cal.

Stilton looked at his pocket watch. Cal had hit him where it counted.

‘I don’t see why not,’ he said.

There was a clunk from the bathroom. Cal ignored it. Stilton did not appear to have heard. Cal slammed the door after them as loudly as he could. Stilton glanced at him but said nothing.

With a cup of coffee inside him and six floors of steel and concrete between him and Kitty, Cal felt much more like answering questions. Through a mouthful of toast and marmalade, Walter asked the same one again.

‘What did you make of it all?’

‘They sent a two-man team. We got lucky. The man on the roof was an assassin, just the same as Smulders-sent to kill Stahl. Only this one they landed from a U-boat on some bleak stretch of coast, rather than send him in pretending to be a refugee. Could be they hoped we’d be so taken up with Smulders we’d never notice this one. He called himself Peter Robinson, by the way.’

‘Aye, I saw. Forensics reckon there was nothing about his clothing to suggest he was German. British labels. Phillips replacement rubber soles on his shoes. An Ona condom still in its foil packet lost in the lining of his jacket. Home and Colonial linen handkerchief. Remains of London bus tickets in the dust in the bottom of his pockets, a bit of old Fry’s chocolate paper stuck to ‘em. They’d kitted him out down to the fluff. What did you reckon to the paperwork?’

‘I’ve never seen an ID card. But the Germans are first-rate at this sort of thing. If Robinson was sent by the Abwehr, and I might add that is only one possibility, then Canaris’s back-room boys would have seen to it he got the best.’

Stilton swilled tea, Cal stared at him, wondering if he really had taken the one possibility at face value. Privately, Cal thought it much more probable that Admiral Canaris knew nothing of these men, that they had been sent by Heydrich.

‘Oh, they’re very good,’ said Stilton. ‘You ever seen food coupons?’

‘Clothing-yes. Food-no. I eat here or I eat out. In either case, off the ration.’

Stilton passed him the ration book.

‘Are they obviously bad?’ Cal asked.

‘No, no. They’re not. They’re good. Thing is, they’re too good. Ration books are inky and messy. The perforations have gaps where they won’t tear. This is perfect.’

Cal looked at it, without any clear notion of what he was looking for.

‘You mean they slipped up?’

‘You tell me?’

‘They wouldn’t. If they’d seen a current British ration book they’d have copied it exactly.’

‘And if they hadn’t?’

‘I don’t follow.’

‘ID cards don’t change. The ration book’s changed a few times-when the ration changes, or at least when they add a new item to it, it does. Cheese went on only a week or two before you got here.’

The wistful, sad look of a trencherman denied passed across Stilton’s face.

‘Meat went down to a shillin’ per person. I ask you-a bob’s worth a week.’

Cal nodded, trying to fake sympathy with a man who regularly ate two breakfasts. Stilton picked up his thread again.

‘Could be the Abwehr can’t keep up. Can’t get hold of’em as fast as we can print ‘em.’

‘I still don’t follow.’

‘I think our chum bought it here. I think it might be the one thing he couldn’t get in Germany. I think it’s a local forgery.’

‘Why? Why would anyone fake food coupons? Seems like a lot of trouble for nothing.’

‘When you’ve been here a while, Calvin, you’ll eat your words. And when you’ve been on the British diet for a while, you’ll think your own words a damn sight tastier than a sausage made up of the worst scraps in a butcher’s shop and a handful o’ sawdust. O’ course there’s villains forging coupons. They’re like anything else in a society made up of scarcity-a tradeable, and therefore a nickable and fakeable commodity.’

‘You mean we’ve got a lead?’

‘I’m pretty certain we could find the bloke who made this ration book. But that doesn’t lead us to Stahl, does it? Just lets us follow the trail back to Robinson.’

‘Or,’ said Cal, ‘to the point where his trail crosses Stahl’s.’

‘Eh?’

‘Hasn’t it puzzled you how easily Stahl and Smulders found one another?’

‘If they found one another…’

‘Indulge me a little longer, Walter. We’ve proceeded for a week or more, now, on the assumption that Stahl killed Smulders. If we hadn’t we would not have found Robinson, would not have mistook him for Stahl. We thought we were following Stahl.’

‘Go on.’

‘Stahl found Smulders before Smulders found him because he’s using the German network.’

Stilton raised a bushy eyebrow at this but said nothing.

‘He’s using what he knows. It’s a terrible risk, but if he wanted to stay underground it was what he had to use. All the contacts the Germans have in London. At least all the contacts he knew about-and of course, Stahl being Stahl, he’d have made it his business to know.’

‘I don’t like the sound of this… this… network.’

‘Don’t get me wrong, Walter, I don’t mean Germany has infiltrated on the grand scale. I’m not talking about a vast, secret Fifth Column. I’m talking about sending agents abroad with a few names, someone who might give them a room without too many questions, someone who can fake a ration book. That’s all.’

‘I know what you mean. I just don’t like it. Short of a network of spies, you’re saying Jerry picks up on that element in society that’ll do anything for half a crown and a bag of peanuts-they’re using the scum of London, the forgers, the tea-leafs, the dips I spent most of my early days locking up. I’ve seen some right villains in me time, but I’d’ve said most of ‘em were patriotic when push comes to shove. And push came to shove at Dunkirk. We’ve had our backs to the wall ever since. I’d like to think there was a scrap of decency even in the worst of men.’

‘A couple of rotten apples, Walter, that’s all. Not the whole damn hogshead.’

‘Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ.’

‘May not even be English. Look at that woman caught last year passing information to the Germans at the Russian Tea Rooms.”What woman?’

It occurred to Cal that he’d boobed, that the British people, and that included Chief Inspectors of Police, had been told nothing about the arrest and trial of Tyler Kent of the US Embassy, and Anna Wolkoff of the Russian Tea Rooms in Kensington. It was common talk in the world in which he moved but, as this conversation was revealing to him, the outrage to which Walter could be provoked showed how different their worlds were.