Peter James - Perfect People

As John carried him into the bathroom he saw Naomi, sleeves rolled up, testing the water with her finger. Phoebe, half undressed, was sitting on the floor watching her. He undressed Luke, waited until Naomi was happy with the temperature, then gently put him in the water. Luke splashed playfully with his hands, beaming, trying to sink the yellow plastic duck and little boat that were in with him. Then Naomi pulled off Phoebe’s tracksuit bottom and lifted her up and lowered her into the water.

The phone rang.

‘Can you get that?’ she said to John.

John went through to the bedroom and grabbed the cordless. It was Rosie.

‘Hi!’ he said. ‘How are you?’

‘I had lunch with Naomi the other day and she looks terrible,’ she said, in the direct way she always spoke. ‘You have to get her away, give her a break, she’s going to crack up.’

‘I think we both are,’ he said.

‘Just go on a holiday, take her somewhere nice, somewhere in the sun and cherish her. She’s a great person, John, she deserves cherishing. A little TLC wouldn’t go amiss, you know?’

‘It’s not that simple.’

‘You’re wrong, it’s very simple. You bring the kids to us, we’ll look after them, and you take Naomi away.’

Then he heard the scream.

Oh Jesus.

‘Johhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!’

‘Call you back,’ he said, dropping the phone and running.

He burst into the bathroom. Luke was screaming. Naomi, eyes bulging in hysterics, her face and clothes spattered with blood, was holding Phoebe in her arms. The bathwater was crimson. Blood was running down Phoebe’s legs and down the side of the bath.

‘Help me!’ Naomi screamed at him. ‘John, for God’s sake, help me!’

‘It’s OK, darling,’ Naomi said. ‘It’s OK! OK!’

In the paediatrician’s office, Phoebe clung to her mother’s jumper as if it were a life-raft in a stormy ocean, screaming her lungs out.

Dr Clive Otterman, a short, mild-looking man, wore a permanently bemused frown that always reminded Naomi of Buster Keaton. He stood by his examining couch, eyebrows raised in a saintly air as if he had all the time in the world.

Wrapping her arms protectively around Phoebe, then kissing her, Naomi said, ‘He’s a nice man, darling, you’ve met him before lots of times, he isn’t going to hurt you.’

Phoebe continued screaming. Naomi looked at John, who stood beside her helplessly. They had left Luke at home with her mother, who had come up for the day.

Dr Otterman stood patiently in his grey suit, hands behind his back, and gave the smile of a man used to any kind of behaviour a child could throw at him.

‘He isn’t going to hurt you, Mummy promises you!’

Phoebe’s response was to howl louder. Naomi stared helplessly at John. She felt like screaming at him. You’re her father, for God’s sake. Do something!

But all he did was shrug back, equally helpless.

She carried Phoebe across to the couch, and tried to lay her down on it, but she screamed even more loudly, tugging so hard on her roll-neck that she was pulling it out of shape.

‘Darling!’ Naomi said. ‘This nice doctor just wants to take a look at you!’

The screaming got even worse. Naomi looked despairingly at the paediatrician, whose eyebrows shot up in a winsome smile. Come on, you’re a specialist, for heaven’s sake, you ought to know how to handle an infant!

As if by magic, Dr Otterman suddenly produced a pink Barbie doll, which he held up for Phoebe to see. The effect was instantaneous. Phoebe reached out her hands and he placed the little doll in them. Phoebe grinned suddenly, her lips puckered, and she said, ‘Barbie!’

For an instant Naomi could believe neither her eyes nor her ears. She stared at John as if seeking confirmation and he stared, equally startled, back.

Phoebe had spoken! Her first word.

John beamed.

‘Barbie?’ Dr Otterman said. ‘Do you like Barbie, Phoebe?’

‘Barbie!’ Phoebe said, then giggled.

Through all her anxiety, Naomi felt a sudden burst of happiness exploding inside her. She was speaking! Her baby girl was speaking! Speaking normally! This was incredible! She stared at John, wanting to throw her arms around him in joy.

‘You like Barbie dolls?’ Dr Otterman said. ‘You like playing with Barbie?’

‘Barbie!’ Naomi said to her. ‘Darling, Barbie!’ She turned to the paediatrician, elated. ‘She’s speaking! Her first words!’ She was so happy she could hug the man!

‘Barbie!’ John said to Phoebe.

‘Barbie!’ Phoebe said again and burst into a fit of giggles, as if this was the funniest thing in the world. ‘Barbie! Barbie!’

Tears welled in Naomi’s eyes. John put an arm around her and squeezed her.

‘Incredible!’ Naomi said.

‘I told you, they’re fine,’ John said. ‘They’re fine!’

Naomi nodded, tears welling in her eyes. ‘Yes.’

Phoebe, giggling, gave no resistance now as the paediatrician, assisted by Naomi, removed all her clothes, repeating the word Barbie over and over, as if she had made the most important discovery of her life.

Dr Otterman examined her thoroughly externally, then to Naomi’s surprise, Phoebe allowed him, without protest, to take a blood sample, followed by a brief internal examination with a laparoscope. After that he gently probed with a tissue between Naomi’s legs and when he withdrew it, Naomi saw spots of blood on it.

‘Barbie! he repeated back to her like a secret code between them.

‘Barbie!’ Phoebe said.

The paediatrician removed his gloves, washed his hands, helped Naomi to get her dressed again, and went back behind his desk.

He made several notes with a fountain pen, then set it down and frowned. After some moments he picked it up again, then leaned back in his chair.

‘Dr and Mrs Klaesson,’ he said, ‘this internal bleeding last night – was it a very hot bath?’

‘No warmer than usual.’

‘I’m going to send the blood away for analysis – the results will take a couple of days.’

‘What do you think is wrong with her?’ Naomi asked. ‘Is she very sick? I mean – internal bleeding – do you think it could have been caused by the bath water being too hot, or is it something-’

He looked uncomfortable suddenly. ‘I think we should wait for the lab tests before jumping to any conclusions.’

‘Wh-what sort of conclusions?’ Naomi said, alarmed.

Dr Otterman stood up. ‘I really don’t want you worrying needlessly. I’ll call you as soon as I have the results.’

‘But what do you think it could be?’ John asked. ‘What’s your opinion?’

‘Internal bleeding can’t be good news, can it?’ Naomi said.

‘There are a number of possibilities – let’s wait,’ Otterman said.

‘The other thing is this language she and Luke are speaking,’ John said. ‘What are your thoughts on that?’

The paediatrician raised his hands in the air. ‘I’m baffled by that.’ He glanced down at his notes. ‘You saw the psychiatrist, Roland Talbot, a couple of months ago, didn’t you?’

‘Yes.’

‘He thinks they are quite exceptionally gifted. I don’t think I’d concern yourselves too much over that, although I have to say, the pattern on the floor, it’s a pretty impressive mathematical feat. We’re still in a very early stage of understanding how the human brain works. There have been a number of documented instances of quite extraordinary communication between twins. Mathematics is sometimes a feature of autism-’

Naomi interrupted him. ‘Autism? Do you think they’re autistic?’

‘It’s one possibility they could be somewhere on the spectrum, although I personally don’t think so. But that is something we need to be aware of as a possibility.’ He said nothing for a moment, then went on. ‘Somehow, they’ve hooked into a set of neural pathways that can perform this feat. What they are doing seems unbelievable to us, but is probably perfectly natural to them. Between some point of development in the womb, and the age of seven, our brains hardwire themselves. This could be just a phase – you may well find they lose this ability in another year or so. If there is no change, then there is a very good child behavioural psychologist in Brighton who I would suggest you take them to – but I suspect that won’t be necessary.’