Steve Hamilton - The Lock Artist

“I finally got this tent for him,” he said. “I’ve been meaning to get one, anyway.”

“Sure’s a beaut,” my PO said, looking up at it. The fabric was blinding white in the sunlight. “Turns your whole backyard into a real oasis.”

“You picked the right word,” Mr. Marsh said. “An oasis. As you can see, we’re really trying to do something special back here. Michael’s been such a huge help.”

“It’s gonna be impressive, all right. I better not bring my wife over here, or she’ll have me digging up our backyard in no time.”

The two of them kept smiling at me, their teeth as blinding white as the tent. I looked away from them and finally got around to noticing all of the stuff someone had dragged out here. There were a dozen potted plants, each one bigger and more multi-fronded than the next, all sitting on the ground. A large black tarp was draped down into the hole. My wheelbarrow was filled to the brim with rocks as big as Volleyballs.

“Mr. Marsh was trying to describe how this is going to look when it’s done,” my PO said to me. “I can’t wait to see it when you’ve got the fountain set up. Although how are you going to…”

He looked all around his feet at the straw and the stubby new grass. “You’ll need an electric line back here, won’t you?”

“Oh, yeah, yeah,” Mr. Marsh said. “Of course. That’s the last step. We’ll need an electrician to run the wire from the house.”

My PO followed an imaginary line to the house, nodding his head in agreement. “It’s a shame you can’t do that yourself.”

“The union would complain, eh?” Mr. Marsh put his hand on the back of my neck. I could feel the strength in his fingers.

“Well, it’s good to see that things are working out so well. I’ll be glad to report this as a success story.”

“I was just telling Michael yesterday… all the people I pay good money to work for me, and not one of them works as hard as he does.”

“That’s great. That’s outstanding.”

“Like you say, a success story. That’s exactly what this is.”

I still didn’t know what was going on, but the two men shook hands and smiled some more, and then Mr. Marsh showed my PO to his car. When he was done with that, he came back around to the back of the house. I was standing there next to the pretend oasis, marveling at how much effort had gone into the illusion. I hadn’t dared to go under the tent, figuring that even the shade itself would be forbidden to me. That he’d tear the whole thing down now that my PO was safely gone. Pull up the tarp and tell me to get my ass back to work.

Instead, he came back to me and put both hands on my cheeks. Grabbed me right by the face. “I tell you what,” he said. “Your stock is up today, young sir.”

He gave me one last little slap in the face and then let go of me. “Just hang loose for a while. I’ll be needing you inside in about a half an hour.”

Hang loose, he says. I didn’t know how to do that. I walked around the tent, looking for the shovel. I found it over by the edge of the woods. It felt so strange to be there without that wooden handle held tight in my hands. But what the hell, right? It sure looked like the pool was on hold today. I dropped the shovel and went back to the tent, looking up at the windows.

Please show yourself, I thought. Everything would feel a hell of a lot better if I could just see you smiling at me for one second.

I finally went under the tent and sat down on the edge of the hole with my feet on the plastic tarp. I kept waiting.

Finally, Mr. Marsh came back out through the back door.

“Come on in!”

He held the door open for me. I went inside, feeling the sudden chill of the air-conditioned air.

“Right this way, Michael.”

He showed me to his office, the same room where we had had our first extended conversation, about seven thousand shovelfuls of dirt ago. The same stuffed fish was there, the great blue marlin frozen in midair above his desk.

“Have a seat,” Mr. Marsh said. “Can I get you something to drink?”

I put my hand up to decline.

He didn’t look interested in taking no for an answer. “A Coke, maybe? Dr Pepper? I know we’ve got something. Let me see.”

He went to the wet bar on the far wall and rummaged around in the little refrigerator. “You want ice?”

I didn’t think it would matter if I did or not. I didn’t even try to stop him.

“Here we go,” he said, pouring a can of Coke into a glass filled with ice. The glass looked like crystal. He handed it to me and put the can on the desk in front of me. Then he sat down behind the desk.

“Let me tell you why I brought you in here. My daughter Amelia, she told me something very interesting about you this morning.”

Oh shit, I thought. Here we go. I didn’t figure on an early death today.

“She says that you’re a very good artist, and that you shouldn’t be spending all your time digging in our backyard. Those were her exact words.”

I started breathing again.

“You surprise me every day, Michael. That’s all there is to it. I mean, you’ve already proven your loyalty to me. After all that hard work… after not giving up your friends like that. By the way, I apologized yesterday, right? Did I already apologize?”

I nodded.

“I was so upset about what happened. What you boys did. You and those Milford High School punks.”

He cut himself off with a visible effort. Then he put his hands down on the desk.

“But that’s no excuse for abusing you like that. I’m just trying to explain where my head was. Okay? You understand? And you forgive me, right?”

I nodded again.

“Thank you, Michael. I appreciate that. Seriously. Why aren’t you drinking your Coke?”

I took a sip, feeling the bubbles go up my nose.

“So here’s what we’re going to do now. First of all, I meant what I said. Your days as pool digger are over. Okay? No more digging. Instead, well, I thought maybe if you’re such a great artist and all…”

He paused for a moment, leaning back in his chair. The huge fish just above his head.

“Amelia had this little friend… Zeke. Ezekiel. Whatever the hell his name was. You probably saw him around here, right? Anyway, I guess he’s history now. Can’t say it breaks my heart. I mean, his family has a lot of money and all, but he’s just a little too weird for me. Anyway, now that he’s gone… well, I know Amelia always likes to have somebody else around to do her art stuff with. So I was thinking… do you see where I’m going with this?”

No, I thought. I absolutely do not see where you’re going with this. Because there’s absolutely no way that you’d seriously be offering me this chance.

“Amelia has had a really tough time of it. I mean, since it’s just been the three of us here. Hell, the two of us now, with Adam gone. She spends way too much time alone. I just don’t know how to reach out to her sometimes, you know?”

No way. There’s no way you’re going to ask me this.

“So what I’m saying is, if you could come here and instead of digging… If you could spend time with her, while she’s drawing, or whatever you guys want to do. It would make me feel a lot better, to know she had somebody to be with. To talk to. I bet you’re a great listener, am I right?”

Yes. Yes I am.

“Now, if you’re worried about the probation officer…”

No. I’m not worried about the probation officer.

“I’ll just tell him you’re doing some other jobs for me. Down at the health club. I’ll make sure that’s covered, is what I’m saying. I’ll make sure you’re covered here. Totally covered.”

The catch is coming. There has to be a catch here.