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Josh:my family only moved there in time for me to take the last grade.

Mandy:wow

Josh:yeah

Josh:I think I was in love with you

Mandy:awww, that's so sweet. Why didn't you ever say anything?

Josh:I did

Mandy:what did you say? I don't remember?

Josh:better if we don't go there

Mandy:uh-oh…was I mean?

Josh:a little bit, lol. It's okay though.

Josh:I was awkward as hell in those days. Had a stammer. Probably spat all over you

Mandy:lol. That's cute

Mandy:I'm sorry if I did anything mean. I was a bit spoiled in those days

Josh:no worries

Mandy:so I've gotta get ready

Josh:where u going?

Mandy:staying over at Sue's. not looking forward to it. She's still a mess

Josh:cool. I'll be here for a while, so if you can get online later, I'll chat at ya then.

Mandy:okee dokee. l8r!

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May 20th, 2010

Josh:hi

Mandy:SUP

Josh:how is the sleepover going?

Mandy:UD

Mandy:GUD

Josh:what are you all up to?

Mandy:IGNOREING U

Josh:?

Josh:why?

Mandy:BC UR A FAGET SHIT 4 BRANES

Josh:uh…what?

Mandy:MANDY TOLE ME WAT U SD ABT ME

Josh:is this Sue?

Mandy:WHO D FUCK U THNK U R? U DNT EVN NO ME!!

Josh:Yes I do

Mandy:HOW?

Josh:I know you from school

Mandy:U DNT GO 2 MY SKOOL DICKHEAD

Josh:And you don't go enough, apparently.

Mandy:MY FREIDNS WLL FUCK U UP U MESS W THIS!!!.

Mandy:DNT U DARE TLK SHIT ABT ME!!!

Mandy:U DONT ME OR WAT IM GIONG THRU.

Josh:You're right. I got you confused.

Josh:I only know you from your picture on Mandy's FB.

Josh:You're the one who looks like a diseased crack whore, right?

Mandy:FUCK URSELF PEACE OF SHIT

Josh:maybe if you'd done that, you wouldn't be in the trouble you're in now.

Mandy:CANDY ASS BITCH. ILL BRAKE UR FACE

Josh:Where's Mandy? Can you get her for me? At least she speaks English.

Mandy is offline

May 21st, 2010

Mandy:nice job dude

Josh:what?

Mandy:Sue is pissed at u. big time.

Josh:So what? I don't even know her. Or as she would say: U DNT EVN NO ME!!!!!

Mandy:LOL

Mandy:yeah, well I know her

Josh:my condolences

Mandy:she said you were on her friend list

Josh:For a little while, until I started reading her status messages.

Josh:They made me a little queasy. The ones I could understand anyway.

Josh:So I unfriended her.

Mandy:ic

Josh:you probably shouldn't have told her what I said about her

Mandy:I didn't tell her your name. just said a guy on FB I was talking to.

Josh:is that what I am?

Mandy:what?

Josh:a guy on FB you're talking to?

Mandy:what else would u be?

Josh:dunno. Thought we were friends

Mandy:we are, kinda. But I think to be friends you have to have met in real life

Josh:we have met in person, remember?

Mandy:years ago

Josh:so those 1,355 people on your FB are all people you've met in real life?

Mandy:you're giving me a headache. I'm not in the mood for this.

Josh:I could have told Sue what you said about her

Mandy:what did I say?

Josh:You agreed with me about her being a slut

Mandy:No I didn't

Josh:I could email a screenshot to her. How mad would she be then?

Mandy:don't

Josh:why not?

Mandy:fine. Do whatever you want.

Mandy:if you do, I'm unfriending you bc a friend wouldn't do something like that

Josh:I'm kidding

Mandy:u better be. I have enough trouble

Josh:so do you want to meet?

Mandy:I'm tired. Need to sleep. night

Josh:just answer me before you go.

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May 22nd, 2010

Mandy:u there?

Josh:aren't I always lol?

Mandy:Sue's talking shit about u all over FB.

Josh:good for her. Anything to deflect people's attention from her own mistakes

Mandy:yeah. Don't know why she bothers. It's not like u can see it

Josh:I can see it

Mandy:how? She said she blocked u

Josh:she didn't

Mandy:weird. Probably wanted u to see it then

Josh:good for her

Mandy:so how u been?

Josh:down

Mandy:why?

Josh:hard to explain

Mandy:gotcha. Been a rough week here too.

Josh:why?

Mandy:my sister's getting sick.

Mandy:Mom and dad thought it was the summer flu or something

Mandy:but it keeps getting worse. She can hardly go ten minutes without throwing up

Mandy:and now my throat is all scratchy too. I'm freakin out.

Mandy:Hoping it's just food poisoning or something.

Mandy:Last thing I need is to be sick for the prom

Josh:who's taking you to the prom?

Mandy:jeez, you're nosy, lol. It's nobody u know

Josh:then what difference does it make if you tell me?

Mandy:well, I wouldn't want to make u jealous. After all, u said you used to love me

Josh:I still do

Josh:u there?

Josh:Mandy

Mandy:yeah. Just not sure what to say to that.

Josh:say you want me to take you to the prom

Mandy:LOL! You're not even in my school.

Josh:so what?

Mandy:I wish I could. Really

Josh:then wish and it'll happen

Mandy:I've already agreed to go with someone else. Sorry:-(

Josh:no you're not

Mandy:I totally am!

Josh:You're relieved, and maybe a little creeped out right now

Mandy:why creeped out?

Josh:because I creep people out…lol

Mandy:It was sweet of you to ask. Thanks:-)