L Sellers - The Suicide Effect

To reach her room, Sula had to go outside, pass by the long pool, and walk down a foliage lined path. She felt moisture everywhere-in the air, dripping off the plants, oozing from her skin. Once inside her room, she shut off the air conditioner, opened a window, stripped off her clothes, and passed out.

Robbie peddled home from the store in a daze. He’d gone out to buy cigarettes after calling in sick and falling back asleep for hours. It surprised him to feel so blah after starting out so great yesterday. He wondered about the new medication. Maybe it was a mistake. He had been taking it for less than a week and that was not enough time to tell.

The roads were wet, the sky was dark, and traffic was heavy, but he barely noticed any of it. He couldn’t stop thinking about how badly he’d blown his chance to ask Julie out yesterday. And he was mad at himself for missing work today. Why did he keep making the same mistakes? Because at the end of his day, what did he have to come home to? A crappy apartment, an empty wallet, and a lonely bed. What was the point? The same thoughts kept circling in his brain, round and round with the motion of his tires.

A blaring car horn snapped him out of it. He braked as he looked up to see an old yellow truck making a left hand turn right in his path. He barely slowed, the wet brakes failing to do their job. The truck swerved as he laid down his bike to avoid the head-on collision. They missed each other by inches. The driver took a moment to stop, roll down his window, and yell, “Fucking idiot.”

Robbie picked up himself and the bike, unaware that traffic had stopped around him. He climbed back on and continued down the street, his shoulder throbbing. He’d come so close to being killed. Part of him wished he’d let it happen. His struggle would have been over, just like that. He laughed bitterly. With his luck, he would have ended up in a wheel chair, a paraplegic with his mother spoon feeding him for the rest of his shitty life.

No, if he was going to kill himself, he would do it right. He’d given the subject some previous thought and decided that either an overdose of downer meds or a jump off a tall building were the only way to go. At home in his sock drawer was a small collection of tablets: some sleeping pills he’d pinched from his mother, a handful of Vicodin left over from when he’d had his wisdom teeth pulled, and two Oxycontins he’d scored at a party six months ago. Was it enough?

Robbie didn’t know, and it wasn’t the kind of question you could call “Ask a Nurse” and find out. But in the last five minutes, he’d made a decision.

He reached his campus apartment and carried his bike upstairs. He could have left it on the sidewalk, he thought as he reached the top, because he wouldn’t be here tomorrow to care if it had been stolen.

He parked the bike against the wall in the living room and flopped on the couch, feeling exhausted. For hours, he lay there thinking about his own death. About what would happen afterward. Would they do an autopsy on his body? Would they cremate him or seal him up in a casket? Who would come to his funeral? Not many, he thought.

His mother would be devastated, but she would get over it. She was a bounce-back queen with a new boyfriend and religion to comfort her. She would pray and think of him in heaven and, in the long run, have one less thing to worry about. Robbie had no idea how his dad would feel. The old man had always been a mystery. Mr. Mood Swing. Robbie liked to believe they had loved each other long ago, but he wasn’t sure it was still true.

He pushed himself off the couch and headed for the fridge where he hoped to find a beer. He needed a little boost of courage. Plus the alcohol would add to the effect of the pills.

A chilled half bottle of vodka was waiting for him instead. Next to it on the top shelf was a package of lunch meat and a half empty quart of orange juice. Jason must have been making screwdrivers the night before and brought the leftovers home. A stroke of luck, just when he needed it. Robbie poured a liberal dose of each liquid into a green plastic glass, then downed half of it in a few gulps.

The concoction hit his stomach and revolted. Robbie fought to keep from throwing up. He sat at the kitchen table and waited for the nausea to pass. Moments later, he felt light headed. He hadn’t eaten since breakfast, which had consisted of a Poptart and a handful of raisins.

He hurried back to his bedroom and found the pills while he was still sober enough to walk straight. Clutching the container, he went in search of the house phone. He’d lost two cell phones already and couldn’t afford a new one yet. But he had to call his mother and say goodbye. He owed her that.

He found the cordless phone in Jason’s room on top of a pile of dirty clothes. Jason was such a slob. A funny, best-friend kind of slob. He would miss the guy. Robbie shook his head. No. Jason might miss him, but he would be dead and have no feelings. That was the point.

Next he went to the kitchen for a glass of water. He wanted everything in place for the moment when the courage struck him. Back at the table, he pressed #3 and called his mother. Robbie wished he’d given more thought to what he would say. After three rings, her answering machined picked up. The sound of her voice made him sad, and he was glad she hadn’t answered.

“Hey Mom. Just wanted to say Hi. I love you. Goodbye.”

It was the last thing he would ever say to his mother.

Should he write Jason a note? It felt wrong to leave the world without speaking to someone or writing a real farewell. He started to get up for a pen and paper but the room lurched and he slid back to his chair. His laid his face on the table and waited for the dizziness to pass. Images of his father flashed though his hazy thoughts. His dad standing in the back of the auditorium during a sixth-grade Christmas concert because he’d come in late. His dad standing at the foot of his bed on a Saturday morning saying, “I don’t understand you. Get up. It’s a great day.”

Robbie struggled to remember his father’s cell phone number. His first guess was wrong and a Chinese woman answered the phone. He mumbled “sorry” and hung up. Maybe he had dialed wrong. His fingers felt clumsy. He tried again. The phone rang three times, then he heard his fathers’ impatient “Hello.”

“Hi Dad. It’s Robbie.”

“Hello son.” Long pause. “It’s been a while.”

“I know. I was just thinking about you and decided to say hello.”

“You sound drunk.”

“Maybe a little.”

“You should call back when you’re sober. Unless you called for a reason. Do you need money?”

Robbie wanted to cry. He needed so much, and yet, so little.

“Not money. Sorry to bother you.”

He hung up and his head fell to the table, with his heart thumping in his ears. The vodka was overwhelming him. He knew he needed to act fast before he passed out.

Where had he put the pills? He could barely lift his head to look around. Had he taken them already? He must have, he couldn’t keep his eyes open.

Rudker snatched up the buzzing phone and barked, “Yes?”

“Gerald Akron is on line one.” His secretary said the CEO’s name as if he were God. Her deference for the fat, arrogant SOB soured Rudker’s mood even more.

He pressed the top red button. “Hello, Gerald. What can I do for you?”

“What’s the word on the expansion, Karl? We need to know if it’s a go. We’ve been offered a sweet deal on some land up here and need to make a decision.” Akron sounded a little distant, a little edgy.

Rudker was immediately worried. “The council voted our way. Now we’re just waiting for the environmental report, which I guarantee will be favorable. I made sure of that.”