Peter Leonard - Trust Me

Ricky said, "That's fucking robbery."

"Listen," Wadi said. "I'm doing you a favor. You want it or not?"

"Your mom's very disappointed you're mixed up with someone of my ilk," Bobby said. "That's a direct quote."

"I am too," Karen said.

Bobby said, "You propositioned me, remember?"

Yeah, she remembered, and regretted it every time she thought about what happened. They were in the kitchen ready to leave. The little blonde was standing a few feet away. She looked bored.

"Do it quick," she said, "okay? I want to get out of here."

Bobby looked at her and said, "What do think I'm going to do, take my time, make a night of it?"

"I never know with you," the blonde said.

"Yeah, well don't worry about it."

The blonde said, "I'm not worrying, I'm just telling you."

"We're going to take your car," Bobby said to Karen, "so it looks like you're coming back from wherever you've been."

He had gone through her purse and found her keys. She'd left her gun in the trunk.

Bobby said, "Who's at the house watching the money?"

"A friend of mine," Karen said. "A guy named Bingo." She thought using a real name would sound more believable.

The blonde said, "What kind of name is that? Is he a clown?"

"No," Karen said. "He's a security guard, big teddy bear of a guy. You don't have to worry about him." She did know a security guard named Norm Darwish who had worked auto shows with her and his nickname was Bingo, but he didn't have anything to do with this.

"Okay," Bobby said, "but I'm warning you. You try anything…" His words trailed off.

He opened the back door and they went out. Bobby had his hand on Karen's biceps, guiding her across the lawn and through an open gate in the fence to the neighbor's yard. It was dark out and still hot. The Audi was sitting in the Krippendorfs' driveway where she'd left it. Virginia had mentioned they were out of town and suggested that Karen park there.

Bobby opened the front passenger door for Karen and helped her get in. He went around to the driver's side and got in behind the wheel. He reached across her and grabbed the seatbelt and pulled it around her and buckled it. He started the car and backed down the driveway.

"Imagine my surprise when the safe was empty," Bobby said. "But then again, it isn't over till it's over, is it?"

She could see a little grin on his face.

"My mother used to say, 'Ha a ball kezed viszket penzt kapsz,'" Bobby said. "Know what that means?"

"My Hungarian's a little rusty," Karen said.

"If your left hand itched, you're going to be rich," Bobby said. "And my hand is definitely feeling itchy."

He was already counting the money. Karen took him out to an area in West Bloomfield where the lots were big and the houses were far apart, and picked a place that didn't have lights on. "Think you could loosen this tape a little so I could get some feeling back in my hands?"

"We're going to be there in a couple minutes," Bobby said, "aren't we?"

"My fingers are turning blue," Karen said.

Bobby said, "I can't help you. Let me tell you something else. If the money isn't there-"

"Slow down," Karen said, cutting him off. "It's right up here."

Bobby downshifted. They were out in the middle of nowhere. There were no streetlights and it was dark now and hard to see. The houses were single-story on enormous lots. Karen said, "There it is."

Bobby turned left into the driveway. It was forty, fifty yards to the house, a brick ranch with no lights on.

"Where's your friend?" Bobby said.

"He must be at work," Karen said.

Bobby stopped about halfway to the house. He glanced over at her. "If he's in there with a gun, you're the one I'm going to shoot first."

"If he was home his truck would be parked there," Karen said. "Do you see a red Chevy Silverado jacked up like Big Foot? If you don't, he's not here."

"Maybe it's in the garage," Bobby said.

"It doesn't fit in the garage," Karen said. "You need a step-ladder to get in it."

Bobby slowed down and stopped the car about halfway to the house, and turned off the engine. He pulled the key out of the ignition and put it in his pocket.

Karen said, "What're you doing?"

"Going to the house," Bobby said, "surprise any security guards named Bingo who might be waiting for me." He reached behind him and pulled the. 32 from the waistband of his Levi's. He got out and walked up the driveway toward the house.

Karen's wrists were taped, but she could use her hands. She unhooked the seatbelt, but waited till Bobby was almost to the house before she opened the door and got out. She kept a spare key in a little magnetic box under the rear fender, her dad's advice. God bless Dick Delaney. She got it and got in behind the wheel. She opened the box and took out the key. She started the Audi and put it in gear, and gunned it, doing a 180 on the grass and then headed back down the driveway. She saw Bobby in the rearview mirror, running after the car. She buried the accelerator and he disappeared.

Bobby wanted to know where she got the key. Why didn't he check the car? His spirits were at an all-time low. He was walking in the pitch fucking dark in the middle of bum fuck and had no idea what he was going to do when he saw headlights approaching.

Now he stood in the middle of the road, waving his arms. The car flashed its brights and swerved around him and came to a stop about twenty yards down the road. Bobby ran to it, a white Dodge Neon, coming up on the passenger side. The window was down. There were two clean-cut black dudes in the front. They were wearing white shirts and ties.

The one in the passenger seat said, "Sir, do you need help?"

The driver said, "Can we give you a ride?"

What was this? Were they putting him on? Bobby pulled the. 32 out from under his shirt and said, "I think I'll just take your car." They were Jehovah's Witnesses and Bobby hoped they learned a lesson here today. "Never stop and offer to help someone, understand? You might get car-jacked."

Bobby went back to Karen's mother's to get Megan and it looked like the set of a cop show, police cars everywhere, lights flashing. He wondered what could've happened. He saw Megan come out of the house in handcuffs escorted by two Garden City cops. He saw his Mustang parked down the street but he didn't dare go near it with all the police around.

Bobby drove downtown to Megan's apartment in the white Neon that had about forty horsepower, and a Bible on the seat. He sat in the parking lot, staring up at the dark windows of her apartment, overcome by paranoia. The cops could be up there waiting for him. He picked up the Bible and felt a vibe. Maybe this was the way it was meant to be. He didn't have the money, but considered himself lucky. Wade was dead. Lloyd was in jail. And Megan, it appeared, was on her way. Bobby had a couple grand and a fresh start. He'd learned a shitload about trusting people where money was concerned too. You didn't.

He decided to go back to Canada, lay low for a while. He could see the shoreline of Windsor across the river. He took Jefferson to the tunnel, paid his toll and drove the mile and a half under the Detroit River into Windsor, Ontario. Traffic moved fast. He was back in Canada in a couple of minutes, then stopped in a line of cars waiting to enter the country.

When it was his turn, Bobby pulled up to the customs booth and grinned. The guard, a petite brunette in a blue uniform, didn't look at him for at least a minute, staring down at a piece of paper, pretending to read. Bobby liked the situation, the fact that this girl, who'd probably gone only as far as high school, was trying to intimidate him with her sophisticated customs guard tactics. Bobby was going to say something he'd just read in the Watch Tower Bible. "No discipline seems for the present to be joyous, but grievous; yet afterward to those who have been trained by it yields peaceable fruit, namely righteousness." Hebrews 12:11.