William Dietrich - Getting back

The men lay as if dead for a moment, the woman crouched over them like shelter from the storm. Only slowly did the group realize that the rain had stopped as suddenly as it had begun. The cloudburst had moved south, the electricity of its fury glinting there. The river was still full, but its roar had become less angry. The crest of the flood had passed them.

"You okay, Washington?" It was Tucker, his chest still heaving as he gasped in deep breaths.

"Hell no." Ico groaned. "I almost drowned." He was soaked and coated with sand, looking as thin and forlorn as a wet cat. "I had to get out of my bag and then out of my tent… damn, I was scared! Where did that water come from?"

"You prayed for it, if I remember correctly," Amaya said.

"Flash flood," Daniel explained. "The desert doesn't absorb water, so a storm upstream sends all the rain down… I should have remembered that. We're lucky we all didn't drown. We were stupid to camp in the riverbed when we saw that storm."

"It came and went so fast," Amaya said.

The stars were popping out again, illuminating the churning water with dim light. "Now we know why the ants don't nest in the riverbed," Tucker said.

By morning the river was gone again, leaving only periodic pools. For breakfast they ate some peanuts Amaya had brought into her tent. The rest of their food had been carried downstream and they'd have to look for it. "At least we have water," Daniel tried to joke.

"Even that will be gone again in a few days, I'll bet," Amaya replied.

Tucker shook his head. "When they said 'adventure,' they weren't kidding."

"They should have warned us about the possibility of floods." Ico was glum. "This isn't right. There's something about this whole thing that's not right. We could have died in our beds. Shouldn't they have warned us?"

"You said that before," Tucker chided. "Notice how hard it is to file a complaint?"

"Oh, I'm going to complain all right. I'm going to raise bloody hell."

"Come on," Daniel argued as much to himself as the others. "This is what we paid for. We're alive, and we're learning. That's the whole point, isn't it?"

"Learning what damn fools we are," Ico said.

They fanned out downstream and began retrieving gear, some of it half buried and much of it dented or torn. It was hot, dispiriting work because so much had been lost. They brought what they salvaged to an assembly point under a red river gum tree on the sandy bank and went through it, hanging food bags out of the reach of ants. Slowly, a meager inventory began to emerge.

"We have three of the four packs," Daniel summarized. Amaya's had not been found. "One tent. Tucker's is lost, and Ico's is in rags, but his sleeping bag is salvageable. We can cut it in two for the men to use as blankets, and use Ico's tent fabric to repair Amaya's. My bedroll was saved too. The best news is our boots."

The others nodded. They'd gotten in the habit of propping them upside down on branches to keep out snakes or insects, and the bushes they'd used had been high enough on the bank to be out of reach of the river. They could still walk.

"But some of the clothes and utensils are gone," Daniel went on. "We'll have to share. And the food…"

"Half was either lost or spoiled," Amaya said gloomily. "We should have hung it up like the shoes. It would keep it from animals as well."

"Next time. We're learning, okay?"

"So what are we going to eat?" Ico asked.

"What we always intended to, the food of the land. We just have to learn how to do it a bit quicker, that's all."

"Daniel, let's face it. We're screwed." It was Tucker. "All that gear…"

"Lightens our load. Look, now we can move lighter and faster. The aborigines didn't need that crap and neither do we. Ico was about to sink into the sand with all that gear."

"No I wasn't."

"We've still got one compass, some matches, a stove." Daniel felt in his pocket and pulled out a small figurine. "And this. Good luck charm."

"What the devil is that?" Ico asked.

"Gordo Firecracker. Righter of wrongs, nemesis of evil."

"And the worst-performing charm I've ever seen. Haven't you heard of St. Christopher?"

"We're alive, aren't we? And light-years ahead of our primitive ancestors still. And all we have to do is walk out. Walk to the coast and go home."

"A thousand miles."

"Maybe. We don't know that. Maybe less. Maybe even farther. But we can do it. We're a bit bruised, a bit wiser, a bit tougher. I hope. This is what the adventure is all about."

"The riskiest thing on earth." Ico was quoting Elliott Coyle. No one needed to reply.

"Well, we lost some canteens," Tucker said. "That's serious, for sure."

"It's time to find some gourds. Some of the aborigines made water bags from kangaroo skin. And maybe we'll travel by night instead of day to conserve how fast we use water."

"And we've got to hunt," Tucker added.

"You and I are going to do that right now. Seriously. We need to learn in a hurry. Amaya and Ico can check out the plants around here. We've got to supplement the pack food we have left, starting immediately."

"Who put you in charge, Dyson?" It was Ico, looking tired.

"The weather."

They spent two days at the site of the flood. Relieved from having to cover distance, they began to notice more details of the country they were in. The desert seemed most alive at dusk and dawn, when day and night shifts of animals converged and the coolness encouraged browsing. The rain had brought an instant riot of new growth, and the nearby grassy plain was blooming with wildflowers that shimmered like a rainbow sea. Amaya found gourds to hold water and urged the others to look for brightly colored fruits that would indicate ripeness. They found wild orange, wild fig, bush tomato, and plum. The fruits were smaller and less sweet than what the adventurers were accustomed to, but edible. They ate them cautiously, nonetheless, so as not to cramp their stomachs.

Hunting success was slow. Twice more Daniel encountered kangaroos in the evening but was no more successful in getting close than before. He had more luck with the Outback's huge lizards, some three and four feet long, which could be found dozing in the sun. With a patient stalk, a sprint, and hard throw, he managed to spear two, clubbing the stunned animals before they could scuttle off. He gutted them with his knife, the blood staining the sand, and then swaggered back to camp, swinging his kill by their tails.

"Well I'll be," Ico greeted. "Dyson killed some dinosaurs."

"It's a start," Daniel said.

"You won't mind if I observe they look about as appetizing as toad shit."

"You won't mind that I don't give you a share."

"Ah." Ico looked at the reptiles more closely. "They do have a certain beauty, I now see."

"Goddamned gorgeous if you're hungry enough."

"Conceded."

They built a fire and sampled the meat.

"A year's salary to eat lizard," Daniel joked, secretly pleased at his success. Great white hunter.

"Ain't bad," Tucker judged. "Like chicken."

"Everything tastes like chicken," Ico reminded.

"Not this, I'll bet." It was Amaya, slyly holding something up.

The men recoiled. "What in the hell is that?"

She was holding up what looked like a white, writhing worm, or a huge naked caterpillar. It was longer and thicker than a man's thumb. "It's a witchetty grub. I read about them. You dig at the base of a witchetty bush where the ground is cracked…"

"A what?"

"Those gray, ugly shrubs. The grubs live in the roots. You crack the root to get at them. I tried it. It's hard work."

Ico laughed. "You've got to be kidding. That's a big bug, right? It's got segments, spots…"

"It's supposed to be rich in protein and vitamins and very filling."