John Locke - Maybe

“I think he saw you.”

“I don’t think so,” Callie says.

“Perhaps Maybe came back, saw you knocking, and called him.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Keep an eye on the door till I get there. If he starts to come out, run over, push him back inside, and give me a call.”

“I could act like I lost my key, get the maintenance guy to let me in.”

“I don’t like it. Too many problems. The door might be latched. The maintenance guy might see something. Sam might scream for help.”

“Fine. I’ll sit tight.”

“See you soon.”

“By soon, you mean, what? Ten minutes?”

“Ninety.”

“Shit.”

“Maybe he’ll come out soon.”

“Hard to come out if he’s dead,” she says.

“He’s not dead. Trust me.”

“But he will be soon after you arrive?”

“Not too soon.”

“Goody,” she says.

Lou Kelly.

LOU AND SHERRY arrive at Chez Villesa, in downtown Roanoke, at 7:20 p.m., and find the restaurant completely packed. More than a dozen couples are waiting for tables. Lou glances at the bar and sees it’s even more crowded than the restaurant. He knows the manager, and tries to bribe him, but what can be done when there are no tables at all?

“How long’s the wait?” he asks.

“We’re running an hour wait right now.” He notices the Franklin in Lou’s hand and says, “I can maybe find you something in thirty minutes.”

Lou turns to Sherry. “You want to wait or try somewhere else?”

She thinks a moment.

“Let’s find something quieter, and more romantic.”

Lou smiles. “I agree.”

They exit the restaurant and start heading to Lou’s car.

Suddenly Sherry stops and says, “Maybe I should use the restroom before we go.”

“You sure?”

She says, “I can probably hold it a little longer.”

Lou shrugs. “Better safe than sorry,” he says.

She kisses his cheek, says, “I’ll be right back.”

As Sherry opens the door to the ladies’ room, a young, fit woman walks out. Sherry pees, then pushes the top of the soap dispenser several times and washes her hands. Then she cups her right hand under the faucet, collects some water, puts it in her mouth, and swirls it around, to freshen her breath. Then she spits it into the sink, checks her hair, and exits the restroom.

DINNER AT ROMANZA was more romantic than Lou and Sherry could have imagined, and the hotel sex that followed rekindled something in Lou that had been dormant for years. After making love for a surprising second time, Sherry gets up and pads to the bathroom.

Lou decides it’s now or never.

He rolls to the side of the bed and sits up with his feet touching the floor. He looks at the bathroom door. For years he’s wanted the head job at Sensory. It’s as if his entire career was a prelude to this crowning achievement.

All he has to do is open the door, come up behind her, and snap her neck.

He hears her running the water, washing her hands. Living alone all these years, Lou never hears anyone running the water in the bathroom of his apartment.

It suddenly dawns on him that everything he wants is behind that door.

Let Creed or someone else run Sensory. Lou’s wealthy enough. Maybe he’ll retire and settle down with Sherry. Surely Creed will allow it, especially after Lou explains how the President reneged on the deal to exchange her for Rachel.

The bathroom door opens, and Sherry comes out, wearing nothing but a smile.

“You know what I think?” she says.

“Tell me.”

“I think I’m falling in love with you!”

Lou beams.

Sherry tumbles into his arms. They fall back onto the bed, where they remain for hours, cuddling, kissing, and pronouncing their love, totally convinced they’ll be happy the rest of their lives, completely unaware they’ll be dead in two weeks.

Mercury poison’s a bitch.

Donovan Creed.

AFTER WHAT SEEMS like weeks on the jet, we finally land in Vegas. The pilots rush to get our luggage into the waiting limo, and Miranda and I order the driver to take the short route to the Vega Rouge.

As we’re waiting in line to check in, Callie’s on my cell phone saying, “If Sam’s in room 228, he’s dead. There’s no sound inside, and he hasn’t responded to my phone calls or knocking.”

“I agree something’s up,” I say. “But not that. I’ll be there in a minute.”

“Bring a strip steak.”

Moments later, she sees me coming and pops out from her spot in the cubby. Normally I’d head straight for Sam’s door, but hotel guests are walking up and down the hall, entering and exiting rooms.

“Has it been this busy all afternoon?”

“Off and on.”

“Feast or famine?”

“Don’t say feast to a starving woman.”

I enter the little cubical where she spent all those hours. It’s basically a small room without a door that contains a standard ice machine, and nothing else. The front of the machine has an opening for your ice bucket. You set it there, press the button, ice falls into the bucket. I notice a drain under the opening where the bucket sits.

I carefully inspect the metal below the opening, then sniff the drain, and look at Callie with curiosity.

She gives me a condescending look and shakes her head as if to say she knows exactly what I’m thinking, and can’t believe it.

“I’ve got to know,” I say.

“Of course you do.”

“Tell me.”

“You’re not getting off that easy. Ask the complete question out loud, so you can hear how immature you sound to me.”

“Fine. How did you pee all this time? You couldn’t have come prepared.”

“I always come prepared.”

“Prove it.”

“How?”

“Open your purse.”

“Our generation calls this a handbag.”

“Whatever.”

She opens her handbag. I glance through it and find no cups, mugs, jars or containers of any kind. I do see her gun. I return the pretty lady’s purse before the guy coming toward us with the ice bucket sees me holding it.

He gets his ice, trying desperately not to stare at Callie. I can tell he’s curious about the two of us standing by the ice cubby without buckets. This is where I’d normally expect some hero wannabe to ask, “Miss? Is this man bothering you?”

But he doesn’t. Just gets his ice and leaves.

“I don’t get it,” I say, waiting for him to enter his room and close the door.

She says, “You’re still dwelling on the pee thing?”

“Of course. How’d you do it?”

“How would you have peed?”

“I’m a guy.”

“Exactly. But you still have to say it.”

“Why?”

“Because this is your conversation topic, not mine.”

I shrug. “I would have whipped it out and peed directly into the drain below the ice dispenser.”

“Of course you would.”

“So?”

“That’s disgusting.”

“A drain’s a drain.”

“Spoken like a guy who probably pees in the shower.”

Ignoring her comment, I say, “So how did you manage it?”

She reaches in her purse and removes a tiny little silver…what’s that sewing thing called? Oh yeah. A thimble! She holds it up, proudly. I stare in disbelief.