D. Gilles - Colder Than Death

“You never know.”

Quilla tucked her feet under her legs and spun around, leaning against the passenger door. “Something about you has been bothering me.”

I glanced at her, wondering what was coming.

“You told me why you became a Funeral Director,” she said. “But I don’t understand why you continue to be one.”

“It’s the only thing I know how to do.”

She rolled her eyes. “You could do a lot of things. I mean, deep down Funeral Directors are like salesmen or counselors, right?” I nodded yes. “I don’t want to dump on your profession, but how you can surround yourself with so much death and sadness. Doesn’t it get to you?”

“Sometimes, but it’s the kind of job that desensitizes a person. See enough death and you’re immune to it.”

She tilted her head and smirked. “Why would you want to be immune to death?”

“What I mean is…I’m immune to having feelings about death. I have to shut down and turn everything off.”

“But, Del, that’s not a normal human reaction. If somebody dies it’s normal to feel bad. And I don’t think it’s normal to want to be around dead bodies and grieving people and coffins and graves and…”

“It’s all part of the job.”

“Maybe for somebody else, but not you. It’s a bad environment for you to be in.”

“That’s a little presumptuous, don’t you think?” I wasn’t sure why, but Quilla was starting to irritate me.

“Ever since you told me the story of how you tried to get your father’s ashes, I’ve been playing it over and over in my head and I think about how you’ve held onto the memory of Alyssa and how you’ve never been married and how you don’t have a girlfriend and based on everything I’ve learned about you, I keep thinking that, yeah, it’s understandable how he got into this weird business and, yeah, he’s nice-looking and smart and sensitive and he understands me which is a really hard thing to do and he’s intelligent enough to know that Gretchen is a woman worth pursuing and when I put all the pieces together I look at you and I say that there’s one thing missing.” She looked at me tenderly. “You don’t seem very happy.”

“You sound like a psychiatrist.”

“Good. It’s one of the careers I’m thinking of pursuing.”

“There’s only one problem with your profile of me. You’re leaving out one key factor.” She stared at me, eyebrow arched, waiting. “Did it ever occur to you that I might like my job? I help people get through the worst times of their lives. I make it bearable. I get a lot out of that.”

She hesitated for a moment. “If that’s the case, then I feel sorry for you.”

“Why? I’m making a contribution! And…do you have any idea how many people hate their jobs?”

“Yeah. I hear my mother and stepfather whining all the time about how horrible their jobs are. But they aren’t like you. Most people aren’t like you.” Tears started to form in her eyes. “You’re like Gretchen. Different. Special. You could be making a better contribution somewhere else.” She shook her head slowly. “It’s such a waste.”

I was about to respond, but we had arrived at the Dankworth Police Station. I parked in front. As we walked to the front door Quilla punched me lightly on my right arm and said, “Don’t mind me. I can be a real ball breaker sometimes.”

*****

Perry wasn’t there. The only ones around were Greg Hoxey and Lucy Delaine, the dispatcher.

Lucy was slender, almost petite, but dressed like a fat woman, favoring loose-fitting shifts from K-Mart with patterns that were either outrageously loud or depressingly bland.

“Is himself in his office?”

She shook her head. “Perry’s not back yet. He called in a few seconds ago. He’ll be here in no time flat.”

“What are you doing here?” said Greg to Quilla, totally ignoring me.

Quilla smiled when she saw Greg. He smiled back. “To meet with Perry,” she said sweetly, trustingly. Her demeanor suggested that she might have a crush on him.

“What about?”

“My Aunt’s murder case. I’m here to talk about leads and to find out how Perry’s investigation is coming.”

Greg looked at me dismissively. “Why are you here?”

“Perry wanted me,” I said abruptly.

“Does Perry have you on the case, Greg?” Quilla asked with such sincerity that it angered me to know that Greg wasn’t really on her side.

“Nah. He’s doing it alone.” He rolled his eyes.

“We have information that’ll blow this thing wide open.”

I cringed as the words came out of her mouth. Greg arched his left eyebrow and said, “What kind of information?”

Quilla was about to speak when I said, “Maybe you should wait to tell Perry first.” She and Greg looked at me. She with confusion, he with disapproval. “After all, he is the Chief and it might not be smart to supercede him. Isn’t that right, Greg? You know how Perry is about controlling things.”

Greg glared at me.

“What’s the difference?” said Quilla. “It’s not like Perry won’t tell Greg what we’ve found out.”

“We haven’t found out anything,” I said. “All we have is a theory.”

“Greg, does Perry tell you about theories?” said Quilla.

“All the time,” said Greg. “You can tell me what you know, Quil.”

Quil ? I thought to myself. He calls her Quil ? “But most of the crimes here in Dankworth are small time,” I said. “This is a murder case. Not only that, it’s the first murder case Perry’s ever had.”

“Perry tells me everything,” said Greg, his voice firm.

“Maybe so, but in this instance, I think Perry won’t be too happy knowing you know something before he does. Quilla, our meeting’s with Perry. That’s who we’ll talk to.”

Suddenly Lucy blurted, “Greg, just got a call I think you should take.”

Greg nodded. The telephone on Greg’s desk rang. He picked up the receiver and said, “Dankworth Police… If you have a cat stuck in a tree you shouldn’t call the Police. Call the Fire Department… ”

Quilla turned to me and between gritted teeth whispered, “Why are you giving Greg such a hard time?”

I glanced at Greg. He had turned away from us and was still on the phone. “You can’t tick Perry off. He’s a control freak. Perry can help you. Greg can’t. Look, based on what we figured out in the car, I have a stake in this. I don’t want to jeopardize it because you think Hoxey’s your buddy.”

“He is.”

I said nothing. I wanted to tell her then and there that Greg was Perry’s plant, but it wasn’t the right time. I wanted to meet with Perry, give him the information we came up with and hope that it would motivate him find out who the killer is, if it wasn’t too late.

The door to the police station opened and Perry sauntered in. He didn’t apologize for being late, saying only, “Let’s go into my office.”

Feeling protective of Quilla, I put my hand on her right shoulder and guided her behind Perry. As we walked, Greg, who was still on the phone and had cupped the receiver, said, “Perry, you want me in on this?”

There was enormous hope in his question. It was as if he wanted Perry to say a firm “Absolutely,” but Perry just shook his head and brusquely said, “No.”

“You sure, Perry?”

Perry looked at his watch, then said, “Lucy’s almost due for her break. You’ll have to man the phones.” He gestured to Quilla and me. “C’mon.”

Quilla looked at Greg, clearly feeling embarrassed for him because of Perry’s comment. She smiled sympathetically at him. He gave her a wink. Because I was growing fond of Quilla, it killed me that she seemed to be so taken with Greg. Sooner or later she would find out that he was spying on her and her friends on Perry’s behalf and she would resent him and she would have another male authority figure in her life to despise.